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    Quote Originally Posted by LadySoft View Post
    lol...i was wondering if they spiced the pig before cooking it. if they do, will they still boff away?
    Presumably a men's club but, then again, maybe there are strap-on utensils available for the discerning female diner...

    I imagine there would have to be a minimum/maximum size limit on dinner, as well. I don't imagine many folks are humping Hereford cows because they're craving steak for dinner. Likewise, I guess banging frogs before eating frog legs is out of the question, too--unless you're Needle Dick The Bugfucker...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post
    Likewise, I guess banging frogs before eating frog legs is out of the question, too--unless you're Needle Dick The Bugfucker...
    Who is this Needle Dick the Bugfucker you speak of? Did you just make him up?

    Also, if they seasoned the pig with, oh I don't know, cayenne pepper, do you think that maybe someone would get an extra kick out of a tingling member?

    Why did this thought even come to my mind?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post
    Presumably a men's club but, then again, maybe there are strap-on utensils available for the discerning female diner...
    do you think they'd have male pig for the female customers?
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    Yeah I was thinkin' the same thing. I think that would be a bit harder to execute though, b/c the pig would have to be aroused (?)
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    lol...you're totally right about that...i'm sure they can think of a way to have it stay aroused thru the cooking/decoration process.
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    Quote Originally Posted by francescadubois View Post
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    both articles are fake. he got them from a japenese newspaper that produces fake stories.

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    lol you really do have alot of time on your hands. those smileys are not even connected in any means.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LadySoft View Post
    lol you really do have alot of time on your hands. those smileys are not even connected in any means.
    Ahh, but they are connected, LS...
    Once upon a time, in another thread far, far away...

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    If 5 minutes into intercourse, a woman asks a man, "Is it in, yet?" he's earned the nickname, "Needledick The Bugfucker."
    Quote Originally Posted by francescadubois View Post
    Also, if they seasoned the pig with, oh I don't know, cayenne pepper, do you think that maybe someone would get an extra kick out of a tingling member?
    Yeah, like "hot pork grinds"
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    Budai, you so crazy!!

    ^^This is probably the wackiest thread I've posted on.
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    I hope that shit isnt true. Fuckin sickos!!!!!!!!!

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    ^^^I laughed out loud at the way you wrote that.
    "I came in like a lamb, but I intend to leave like a lion."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LadySoft View Post
    lol you really do have alot of time on your hands. those smileys are not even connected in any means.
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    Ahh, but they are connected, LS...
    Once upon a time, in another thread far, far away...
    LadySoft:

    Once upon a time, in another thread far, far away...a beautiful SW woman with an amazing propensity for Grafenberg Spot (G-spot) orgasms expressed some concern regarding the possibility that she might actually drown an unprepared partner. Her disclosure prompted an absurd and immature string of smileys from a certain demented individual (me) who still imagines the downpour...
    Think of my earlier post as a nonverbal serenade to what might have been

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    I hate you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by katie941 View Post
    both articles are fake. he got them from a japenese newspaper that produces fake stories.
    How do you know this? It seems like a "real" newspaper to me--http://mdn.mainichi.jp/ I really hope it's not true though because that's really sick.
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    Default Re: New Restaurant lets you Pork your Pork (this is sick!)

    One of the comments on the article linked says that even though it's a real newspaper, it has a 'fake news' section. Sounds legit to me.. the oregonian does news of the weird, and they sure don't screen what gets published in that section.

    Also, the picture accompanying the article looks like a living room table, not an actual restaurant, much less a fancy upscale one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post
    LadySoft:

    Once upon a time, in another thread far, far away...a beautiful SW woman with an amazing propensity for Grafenberg Spot (G-spot) orgasms expressed some concern regarding the possibility that she might actually drown an unprepared partner. Her disclosure prompted an absurd and immature string of smileys from a certain demented individual (me) who still imagines the downpour...
    Think of my earlier post as a nonverbal serenade to what might have been
    oh ok. I get it...so that individual happens to be present on this post, and you just can't get past that post everytime you come across them....lol you're crazy. you even have avatars for "downpour" and "drown."
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    Quote Originally Posted by LadySoft View Post
    oh ok. I get it...so that individual happens to be present on this post, and you just can't get past that post everytime you come across them....lol you're crazy. you even have avatars for "downpour" and "drown."
    He can get past it if he wants, but it's funny to us. It's just our running gag.
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    This is from the Mainichi Shimbun, Wai Wai section?

    This discription suits it well:

    - Although I already link to the Mainichi below, the giant newspaper's "Wai Wai" section is worth pointing out separately. It's a hilarious rundown of the seamier, more lurid, and often just plain silly side of news in Japan. Stories about fallen celebrities and tarnished idols, sex crimes and the pulse of "middle Japan." I might even call it... "yellow trash." quote lifted from http://nikkeiview.com/nv/mediasites.htm

    Maybe it is an April Showers story? I have to say Miniachi Shinbun is not as good as it was prior to the MSN takeover.
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    That's fucking disgusting. I wish to God I never read this thread. Ugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post
    Presumably a men's club but, then again, maybe there are strap-on utensils available for the discerning female diner...

    I imagine there would have to be a minimum/maximum size limit on dinner, as well. I don't imagine many folks are humping Hereford cows because they're craving steak for dinner. Likewise, I guess banging frogs before eating frog legs is out of the question, too--unless you're Needle Dick The Bugfucker...
    Regarding the OP, um...yuk.

    But Budai, that is waaaay quote worthy and now in my siggy!!!

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    Just don't ask what the special sauce is...

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    Animals have no rights in this world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DylanAngel View Post
    Regarding the OP, um...yuk.

    But Budai, that is waaaay quote worthy and now in my siggy!!!
    I am elated and honored, Goddess...

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