Kittens, dildos, lube, vodka, stripper heels, used condom wrappers, and warm vanilla sugar body lotion. It was a typical Monday night,![]()
Kittens, dildos, lube, vodka, stripper heels, used condom wrappers, and warm vanilla sugar body lotion. It was a typical Monday night,![]()
Last edited by Katrine; 11-10-2007 at 01:04 PM.
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M





Lmfao!
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."





I bet the smell was intense
and LOL at the generic Walgreen's brand lube.
Step your lube game up.
You can't love something you think is flawless - me
My hair has smelled like vagina all day. The generic lube is cost-effective considering how much I go through. If it would please you, I'd be happy to accept some Prada or Fendi lube as a gift from a friend. Remember you can send me up to $12K a year in gifts without incurring gift tax.![]()
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M





Wtf is the red thing? It looks like a cut-rate ball gag, or a clown/Rudolph nose...or, I have no idea. The lube right next to the cat's ass made me laugh.
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M





So I was right on both counts! Go me. Ball gags aren't all that expensive though if you don't go for all the crazy buckles and such. Wait, so was it a blinking ball gag?
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M
Kat...just...LMAO.
Oh my! Naughty pussys!





I love it all, but I especially love that the kind of Vodka you have is the kind that has fueled most of my collegiate sexual escapades. Is it bad to ply the girls and boys with vodka shots?




Those poor cats must be exhausted.
No, no, no! The felines didn't get molested, only the pussies!
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M
And no one called me over... wtf?
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what exactly is katerday??





LMAO! AAAWWWwwwww... I miss you and all the kitties, Katrine. Especially little Nina.![]()
LOL Those pussys look beat up![]()





damn it looks like i missed outcall me next time!
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