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    Default The Day after Katerday

    Kittens, dildos, lube, vodka, stripper heels, used condom wrappers, and warm vanilla sugar body lotion. It was a typical Monday night,
    Last edited by Katrine; 11-10-2007 at 01:04 PM.

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
    "And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion

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    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    I bet the smell was intense

    and LOL at the generic Walgreen's brand lube.

    Step your lube game up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sh0t View Post
    I bet the smell was intense
    My hair has smelled like vagina all day. The generic lube is cost-effective considering how much I go through. If it would please you, I'd be happy to accept some Prada or Fendi lube as a gift from a friend. Remember you can send me up to $12K a year in gifts without incurring gift tax.

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
    "And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion

    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Wtf is the red thing? It looks like a cut-rate ball gag, or a clown/Rudolph nose...or, I have no idea. The lube right next to the cat's ass made me laugh.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher View Post
    Wtf is the red thing? It looks like a cut-rate ball gag, or a clown/Rudolph nose...or, I have no idea. The lube right next to the cat's ass made me laugh.
    Great guess! Its actually a blinking clown nose that I converted into a ball gag. I almost bought a proper one at the sex shop the other night. Dammit, I really need to invest more into the sexy!

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
    "And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion

    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    So I was right on both counts! Go me. Ball gags aren't all that expensive though if you don't go for all the crazy buckles and such. Wait, so was it a blinking ball gag?
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher View Post
    So I was right on both counts! Go me. Ball gags aren't all that expensive though if you don't go for all the crazy buckles and such. Wait, so was it a blinking ball gag?
    Yes, it has a little led inside and it blinks. BETTER than a real ball-gag inmho. Oh, and there were anal beads too but they've been disinfecting all day.

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
    "And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion

    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Kat...just...LMAO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sh0t View Post
    I bet the smell was intense

    and LOL at the generic Walgreen's brand lube.

    Step your lube game up.

    eh, fuck off. i have target brand lube

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    Oh my! Naughty pussys!




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    I love it all, but I especially love that the kind of Vodka you have is the kind that has fueled most of my collegiate sexual escapades. Is it bad to ply the girls and boys with vodka shots?

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    Those poor cats must be exhausted.

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    No, no, no! The felines didn't get molested, only the pussies!

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
    "And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion

    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    And no one called me over... wtf?





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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    No, no, no! The felines didn't get molested, only the pussies!
    Lucky pussies! I'd give anything to have a Katerday!

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    what exactly is katerday??

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    LMAO! AAAWWWwwwww... I miss you and all the kitties, Katrine. Especially little Nina.



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    LOL Those pussys look beat up

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    damn it looks like i missed out call me next time!

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