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    What's your best accidential sale story? Like when a random guy walks up to you and just hands over the cash or something. Ya know..where you didn't actually have to try to sell anything, it just sort of fell into your hand.

    Mine is one night at Sapphire, wa kinda slow, I wasn't doing much, so I was standing along the wall. Some very young guy walked up to me with a handful of dance dollars and said, wanna go to the skybox? I said umm...that's $500 for the hour, plus a $250 bar tab.
    He says, yeah, ok. Can we go? Are you busy?
    Nope. I'm not busy!! Off we went.
    Turned out, his boss had brought him there for his birthday or something, and his boss had given him $1000 in funny money and told him have fun.
    I love it when money comes easy.


    2 more days until I make my return to dancing. I'm tryin to remember the good parts and forget the bad.
    So gimme your best easy money stories!

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    My best was a HORRIBLE day. It was about 7pm(shift ends at 10) and I had about $15.
    Guy comes in and sits on the VIP side of the bar. Bartender comes and whispers to me that he likes older dancers and I should go say hi.
    I walk over..we chat for a minute or two. He orders me a bottle of Dom. Nice.
    We chat for a while longer...he takes $1000 out and says "thankss for spending time with me.." and hands it to me. I never danced or took my clothes off.

    That was 2 years ago and he has become a regular...sadly he doesnt come in often..but always good when he does.

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    I was in an aweful mood, the dick head manager of the club at the time had forced me to go on stage, I was trying to quit crying. no one tipped me. everyone else was being tipped lots.

    I was pissed. this guy comes up to me, says, you look upset, come see me when you get of stage, and tips me a 50.

    I go see him. he asks how he can cheer me up. I say. "pay me 500$ an hour in vip for the rest of the night." (there were 2 hours left). he does it. and lets me vent and tell him my sob story (i made a better 1 up! lol)

    classic white night. he came in the next night and spent 3 hours in vip

    I haven't seen him again. i think he was on biz.

    but it was fucking cool!

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    I was dancing on stage on a pretty slow day when I saw someone I had danced for a few months ago come up to my stage. I went over and said hi, and he asked "are you going to let me make your day?" while showing me his wallet full of hundreds.

    what could i say?

    i wish it was always that easy!

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    A guy tipped me $20 on stage. $40 on the next, and $40 on the next. Then he got 2 dances and gave me $100. I sat with him for a couple minutes, he bought all the rest of my shots and handed me $100 before he left. It was nice because I just wanted to make $600 that night, and I made it because of him.


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    I was in a bitchy snarky pissy mood and standing in the corner this guy walks up to me and goes 'where you from?' I said 'Winnipeg' he goes 'well what are you doing here? (I was in Moncton actually lol which is like 2 LARGE provinces east of Manitoba) I go 'I don't know I got lost and I heard Maritime boys were lots of fun but it seems i've been proven wrong as its been boring as hell here.' he goes 'well we gotta change that' then takes me up for dances... he bought like 5 dances which should have been $100 and he gave me $500 and told me he hoped he had changed my mind.

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    I was at this club in the middle of nowhere - I was passing through and thought it would be worth working because the last time I'd been there I banked. There were four customers all night long. I had six dollars and we were closing early. I'm back in the dressing room getting dressed when this girl comes back and says, "you're Lena, right? There's this guy out there asking for you." It'd been almost a year since I'd been there and that was only for two days, so it was wierd. Turned out the guy was looking for a different girl with the same stage name, but since I was there we went to do dances anyways and ended up doing $800 worth. I knew that club would come through for me.



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    i was one of the first few girls onstage. there was only one customer at the tip rail and he kept shouting to me that he had $1000. he wasn't tipping so i wasn't inclined to believe him. after i finish my set i decide to go talk to him just for the hell of it. when i mentioned "let's take this upstairs", up we went. he bought 2 hours right off the bat and later 2 more hours. i didn't enjoy his company much, but he soon fell alseep with his head on my lap for the last 45 minutes. i took home $1700 after payout and tipout. awesome!
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    I've already posted a thread about this so I'll post the readers digest version. One fed up dancer decided to do one more walk around to try to sell one more dance, approaches man she never thinks will even buy a dnace. He buys one, when she asks if he would like to continue he says "no, I'd like to go for the CR" and so he did....til the club closed.


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    I have 2:
    It was so dead you could hear the crickets chirping outside. 1 customer, girls were attacking him as soon as one moved, but he wasn't spending. Emily and I were perusing SW on her blackberry. And then... in walks a guy who's dressed in oxford-type clothing. sport coat, slacks (khaki) and of course, loafers with no shoes. Ooooooh.
    We look at each other. And we attack together. And he says (immediately as we walk up) "I want to sit, relax and talk to you two. Where can we do that? I dont care how much it costs." CHACHING! we both made $1500 off of him. he was a pain in the ass, i wrote about it here a while back.

    The other would be when I was walking by, a guy taps my shoulder, asks, "I'm bored. Are you busy? Can we go to VIP?" I say not busy at all, let's go! If only it was always that easy. Dood spent $400.

    Love it!

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    My first night at an out-of-town club, there were some very blase guys with money that all of the girls were circling as they had a large stack of funny money on their table, but had yet to spend any. Very, "ooh, hey, we have a lot of money, let's have fun sending all the girls away or seeing how long they'll sit trying to get some." I walked up to who turned out to be their ringleader and basically told him that his shaved head looked very much like a penis. He said to the group "I've got one!" and then forced them to pick their girls for an hour in the CR. So I take credit for my $600 and the other $1800 for the other three girls.

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    Embarassing BUT

    Just a few weeks ago I had been at work since 8pm and it was now almost 2 in the morning and I had made sh*t. Im down in the dressingroom throwing a fit (ok, rare and I get teased everytime i work now!) but I was full on crying - I was just stressed from EVERYTHING and this added to it. So, my friend Madison was upset too and mom was consoling us and I was like F*ck dancing. I HATE this job and Im fat and I dont want to be here and ok, being a drama baby.

    Madison says - OK, were going to go upstairs and make some money and redoes my makeup half ass and sprays a ton of this stinky perfume on me. And we walk upstairs and my eyes are all watery and red and i stink and my makeup looks like crap. I tell M that Im just going to go talk with this guy for the rest of the night because I had chatted with him earlier and he was nice. I wasnt expecting money. Just nice chat. I walk up and he asks where I have been - he wants to go into VIP. I *believe* he bought 2 hours (may have been 2.5 - I get guys confused sometimes)

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    My best accidental sale happened about a year ago... I was working at a very big, very crowded club, having a very shitty night. When I thought it couldn't get worse, I saw a huge group of guys I grew up with. I'm talkin kindegarten, church group, little league. My mom is is a book club with one of the guys mom's! I'm thinkin "great, now I HAVE to go home broke".
    So I squeeze my depressed self into a spot at the bar to tell my roomate (bartender) I'm leaving. While waiting for her, I smile at the guy next to me, apologize for bumping into him, and turn back around ....hoping none of the guys saw me.
    A song or two goes by, the guy at the bar taps me on the shoulder and asks if I work there. Huh? Apperently, girls were trying to "hustle" (his words) him all night, and he was so fed up...he couldn't believe that I apologized for bumping into him, let alone wasn't trying to empty his wallet.
    I told him why I was leaving and he said....drumrolll....."Isn't there somewhere private I could take you? You know, where they wouldn't know you are here?"
    Turned out to be my best night ever, champange room until the club closed (6 hrs!) and we just sat and talked the whole time

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    I love all these storys!
    keep em comming!

    What other job can you just "fall" into hundreds or thousands of dollars?
    I love it!

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    I had this black dude buy $700 worth of VIP because I had red hair at the time and he had a thing for natural redheads. *snicker*

    He took one look at me and said, "Let's go". I didn't have to sell him at all.

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    I bumped into a guy walking out of the toilets, and he was like, "You're hot, let's go for a dance." I ended up spending ages in VIP with him, and he bought a VIP membership to the club which I got commission from, and then we were joking around and I sold him a VIP membership to the "Ashlee Club" for $350. I made him a membership card on a post-it note

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    Last night I was just minding my own business when the champagne hostess said "come with me". she took me to the door and told me a guy would be coming in with a cretian daner in just a minute, that he had been in the CR with her for 3 hours, she had to leave and he wanted to stay. He said he liked blonds, so she grabbed me. I made $800 of the guy. He was a wicked creep though. But yeah, not a busy night at all and I love not having to work to get a CR.


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    It was Friday night, it was somewhat busy. We were significantly overstaffed, as we were nearly 13 girls, and this club doesn't really need more than 7 or 8 girls on a busy night, because its a small club. It was about 1:30- and I was starting to get bored. I had already made about 300$ since I had arrived at 8pm, but I didn't see any possible sales in the bar at the time.
    I was talking to this dancer Kiki in front of the champagne rooms. She was telling me to go and talk to a particular guy that was sitting by the stage, because he kept looking at me. I was hesitant, because I remember when I was dancing on stage= I was almost convinced that this guy was someone else that I had gone to school with. Also, I had seen other girls go and talk to guys that were with him, and they were'nt spending.
    I went to talk to him anyways, and he asked me right away to go to champagne rooms! I 'danced' for the first 3 songs, but then we got to talking for the next while. I usually charge every 3 songs, for obvious reasons(the old' dance'n run)- but when I asked him to pay, he was non responsive. I was starting to get worried, so I mentioned it again. He pulls out a big wad(maybe 1500$), and starts waving it as he's talking.
    Ultimately, I ended up making, and getting 350$, plus an 80$ tip!
    I offered to pay Kiki a drink as soon as I finished withhim. Wow- so glad I DID go talk to him!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexxaHex View Post
    I had this black dude buy $700 worth of VIP because I had red hair at the time and he had a thing for natural redheads. *snicker*

    He took one look at me and said, "Let's go". I didn't have to sell him at all.
    I would've done the same thing! lol Redheads, natural or not, seem to be few and far between in the clubs.

    Damn, where can a girl fulfill her fetish?!

    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post
    I bumped into a guy walking out of the toilets, and he was like, "You're hot, let's go for a dance." I ended up spending ages in VIP with him, and he bought a VIP membership to the club which I got commission from, and then we were joking around and I sold him a VIP membership to the "Ashlee Club" for $350. I made him a membership card on a post-it note
    THAT IS FUCKING CLASSIC!!

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    Last night on my way to the bathroom, this group of guys walked in and the main guy handed me a $100 bill. Just for being so damn cute Yay!

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    It was my very first day, and I was wandering around aimlessly and very confused with five stage dollars in my purse, when a middle-aged gentleman from Acapulco walks briskly up to me and says, "You are a goddess. You must dance for me!"

    So he whisks me away for dances and chuckles at my noobiness and tells me how he loves my skin and legs and stomach and breasts and face and smile blahblahblah and spends $300 with a $40 tip. WOW!

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    heres mine!

    this guy came up to me while i was dancing in the cage,and was like, "can i get a dance?"

    i say surreeee! so off we go to vip.

    halfway through his dance, he asks me, "can we got to vip?"
    i say, "we are in vip"
    he says no, and points to the cr. i told him it was $500 hr and he told me he was ready to go. so we went, and he rubbed my feet the whole time.

    i guess he was a foot guy, and liked my feet.

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    OMG Corgan - that is my dream night at work.

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    It was a really bad night and I was tired and surly. I was on my way to the bar to get a drink when a guy grabbed my wrist as I walked by. Without thinking, I spun around and slapped him hard across the face for grabbing me, and his eyes went wide in lust. He stammered, "I'm sorry. I just wanted a dance."

    "Oh," I said, feeling stupid. "I'm sorry. It's been a long night. Of course I'll dance for you, let's go." We got back to the lapdance room, he hesitated... and then he said, "Please don't think I'm weird, but... I'll pay you double if you slap me some more."



    My mood improved immediately, and I made $400 in ten easy songs just by slapping the daylights out of this guy and taunting him. I LOVE fetish guys. I was grinning like a Cheshire cat by the time we got out of there, and went on to make another $400 in the rest of the night because I was in such a good mood.

    There was also the time I sat down with the first customer of the night, very early before anyone was spending. He bought me a drink, we went to do some dances, and then he didn't want to stop. We wound up doing seventeen dances at $20 each, plus he tipped me $100, and he was a really fun and interesting guy. He was cute, too. I think I got off on the dances just as much as he did!
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    It was a Saturday night, height of the Senators season. Everyone in jerseys. I already had a pretty good night, and I was really tired. I was on the way to the changeroom, and saw one bejerseyed fella sitting right in the path of going home. It was too busy to squeeze by, so I half-heartedly introduced myself while offering a dance. He said "sure, let's go". I was almost pissed because I was thirsty, and really looking forward to bedtime. Then we went, and the guy did not stop wanting dances until the club closed (it was about 25 lapdances later, or $500). It turned a good night into an awsome night, but I was also SO THIRSTY and EXHAUSTED. I just kept praying 'let this be the last song...'. Still, good times.

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