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    ahahahaha. this cracked me up. i just got this message on myspace

    "hey ashlee! its don from playboylive.com or whatever that site is...but i just thought id come say hi and see how you was doin...when you have time message back about gettin you in the mag..thanks"

    he's 17.

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    HA!!! Hey..write me back and I'll get you into whatever-the-hell magazine I work for..what magazine is it again? Where am I? Who am I?

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    LMAO
    Little shit
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    You have to admit...Kid's got some some balls. Too bad he's sans one brain.

    The sad thing is...some girls fall for this shit.

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    some girls fall for this shit... when the shit is somewhat convincing. this kid didn't even know the name of the company he apparently works for hahaha.

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    He obviously has no inner monologue, even while typing.

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    I dunno Darcy... you could be missing out on a real big winner.. I meanageshouldn't matter. He definitely has the hookups... lol




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    mm, yes, i could be turning down the opportunity of a lifetime! i'd love to work with a minor on some website, whatever it's called.

    here's another fun message i just got. myspace and the morons that use it is a never-ending source of amusement for me.

    "rite bak u luking lik a frak and im the type that wil beat lol but rite bak sexy"

    i can't even fucking translate that.

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    it look like a cross between Ebonics and a retard talking!




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    At least "Don's" age matches his I.Q.

    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post
    here's another fun message i just got. myspace and the morons that use it is a never-ending source of amusement for me.

    "rite bak u luking lik a frak and im the type that wil beat lol but rite bak sexy"

    i can't even fucking translate that.
    Quote Originally Posted by pookie View Post
    it look like a cross between Ebonics and a retard talking!
    "Write back. You're looking like a freak and I'm the type that will beat (the pussy up). --Laugh out loud-- But write back, sexy."

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    myspace...


    this isnt even in English...do I LOOK like I speak Spanish? Why would you assujme a whiter then white girl speaks Spanish???
    " hola me gustaria que ma enviaras algunas fotos tuyas o videos "

    "well baby this is what i think ur fine as fuk and id love to play with u "...well baby...I dont care

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    I always love when guys say "I can see we have a lot in common". You see this from...my picture? Because my profiles private.


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    The little lad has a LOT to learn.



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    *facepalm*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taylorlila View Post
    I always love when guys say "I can see we have a lot in common". You see this from...my picture? Because my profiles private.

    I say that alot.

    "We have a lot in common, We are Homo Sapiens, we are bipeds, we breathe an oxygen-nitrogen mix, and best yet, BOTH of our DNA chains are in the shape of a Double Helix! Now if that doesnt make you want to drop your drawers for me, there is something wrong with you".

    Those lines especially work on Strippers who have Myspace pages. Men - keep that in mind.

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    Ashlee you are such a frak. Haha.

    This thread made me laugh, thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post
    "Write back. You're looking like a freak and I'm the type that will beat (the pussy up). --Laugh out loud-- But write back, sexy."
    That sounds...painful. I'm going to stay away from 'the type'.

    Though Darcy, you do, indeed, luk lik a frak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post
    At least "Don's" age matches his I.Q.




    "Write back. You're looking like a freak and I'm the type that will beat (the pussy up). --Laugh out loud-- But write back, sexy."
    How the heck did you figure THAT out?!

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    As opposed to looking like a frag, which ANY self-respecting child of the 80's would recognize as code for looking like a Fraggle.

    And who's better at dancing their cares away than us?


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    It's why I am no longer on myspace!
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    Peple are freaks... My profile is on private and I ALWAYS get things like this from people I don't know wanting to be my friend. Girls and guys...my profile picture is not even sexy WTF?

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    This is my gem of the day...

    This kid wrote me last night with the typical 'gurrrrrrrrl lets hook up I'll pay you for it' bullshit. I told him no, that I'm not a hooker. He then asked if I did private dances in clubs, and I told him yes. This is what he wrote back.....

    im not tryin to say u are a hooker babe is it true u can dance on me and get me off without pullin my dick out. i was told when i went to deja vu that any good stripper good get a guy off bye dncin on them im sry i have only been once im sry to make u made so y dont u tech me what a stripper does She told me for 300 bucks she could get me off but i didnt do it because i didnt really no her and didnt no wht she might hav lol. would u ever do that to a guy are no im just wonderin not askin u to


    Yes, that was all in one message, with all those typing errors. Oh yeah, did I mention that his whole profile was dedicated to his love for his girlfriend? For some reason that pissed me off more than usual, so I forwarded that shit to his girlfriend. Don't proposition me with sex for money when I have open access to forward it to whomever I want. Stupid ass.

    /threadjack over

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post
    "rite bak u luking lik a frak and im the type that wil beat lol but rite bak sexy"

    i can't even fucking translate that.
    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post
    "Write back. You're looking like a freak and I'm the type that will beat (the pussy up). --Laugh out loud-- But write back, sexy."
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    How the heck did you figure THAT out?!
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    LOL gingerlee I wonder how that's going to work out...
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    No, he so did not write "or whatever that site is." If he did, he's like a school in summer. He's got no class!

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