I'm in SoBe right now on the beach, which is nice, but why does everything (i.e., hotels and a lot of restaurants) feel so fucking dirty?!!We are paying a nice amount of money for one of these Art Deco style hotels, which is better than the one that I stayed when I was here for Spring break in college, but somehow still feels a bit, I don't know, skeevy. The "marble" floor looks dusty, the walls look old, the bathroom looks suspect, and the bed has something sticky on it when my leg presses against it. :gag:
Also, everyone here is high on something. Not weed high, but high on some special shit.
Maybe I've turned into a diva. Maybe I have OCD. Or maybe I've just been here too many damn times. Or maybe after you go somewhere like London or Stockholme you're just not impressed by the same things. Whatever it is, I'm annoyed, I feel sticky, and I would like a bath in disinfectant. (I already went to the drugstore and bought Lysol and DOUSED the room in it.) My arms are dry because I keep washing my hands all the way up to the elbows.
I'm going to the Ritz tonight. From now on, I will only stay at 4 and 5 star CHAIN hotels.
Does anyone know a NICE place on South Beach that is immaculately clean to stay in? I'll be here for a few days. Also, what are some nice restaurants to go to?



We are paying a nice amount of money for one of these Art Deco style hotels, which is better than the one that I stayed when I was here for Spring break in college, but somehow still feels a bit, I don't know, skeevy. The "marble" floor looks dusty, the walls look old, the bathroom looks suspect, and the bed has something sticky on it when my leg presses against it. :gag: 

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@ LoveSexMoney! I can't think of any other way to describe it!!

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