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    OMG....I need to vent my freaking frustrations. cAN YOU BELIEVE THIS stupid exchange of facebook private messages!! (Quick backstory: I just posted new pics of me on my facebook, looking considerably better than I did in college. This guy Luke was one of my roommates boyfriend's friends who used to come to our house to hang out. Never did anything with him, not even flirt [had bf] and haven't talked to him in 2 years)


    Luke
    hey leaaa how have u been??.. nice body u like mine.. ive gained about 15 lbs of muscle hhaha as u cna see... def wouldnt mind get up in that hahha.. wb


    My reply

    real smooth!!!!! good one!!!!! heh heh
    jk, thank you.....yes you look good as well....still at mu


    Him
    yea i am... senior trying to graduate actually hhaa... where u at sweetheart?... thanx for saying i look good by the way.. howeverrrr.. id probably look better if my 9 inch was up in u hhaha.... wuts ur cell.. i'lll txt u and send u a pic of my peice hahha.....cant wait to here back u from u lea... miss ya

    [/U]My reply[/U]
    Look, bitch--

    Excuse me, but fuck you. Do you expect me to actually give you my number, to get sent a pic of a penis?? Do you expect me to say "Oh yeah come on over baby" and drool over that message?? I appreciate the comments and shit, but I can't believe you expect ME of all chicks to play the role of Desperate Slut?? Maybe you've been around too many college whores who give it up for nothing, but YOU KNOW I demand respect. We can continue the conversation when you stop talking about your dick, or any suggestion of it doing ANYTHING to me.

    Oh, PS--- my damn name is spelled: L-E-A-H. If you are going to send me these dumb messages about you 9-centimeter, I suggest you spell my fucking name right, seeing as all you have to do is look to your left, to know what my name is!







    What the fuck is up with guys thinking they can talk to girls like this!!!!!!!!

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    Eww. He IS a douche, but you were fabulous.

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    Good for you. What a twatwaffle.

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    What a gross asshole. You handled it well, though.
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    Fabulous response!! What a douche!

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    Yucky! Good response, though!!

    Did he write back?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    Good for you. What a twatwaffle.
    I can't get over twatwaffle!
    "I came in like a lamb, but I intend to leave like a lion."

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    Finger pointing is awesome!! No really, it gets things done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by francescadubois View Post
    I can't get over twatwaffle!

    Oh thats an SW classic..I cant take credit for it. I love it though!

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    Cutey 503, if he responds, you HAVE to tell us!!!
    "I came in like a lamb, but I intend to leave like a lion."

    -Sade
    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    The only thing a person hates more than being a sex object, is NOT being a sex object.
    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post
    If you should your way through life you'll be should-ing all over yourself later.
    Quote Originally Posted by TheSexKitten View Post
    Finger pointing is awesome!! No really, it gets things done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutey503 View Post
    Oh, PS--- my damn name is spelled: L-E-A-H. If you are going to send me these dumb messages about you 9-centimeter, I suggest you spell my fucking name right, seeing as all you have to do is look to your left, to know what my name is!
    Teehee, the 9-centimeter bit made me laugh the most.

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    Luke? Leah? Anybody else from the Star Wars universe hanging out here too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmySGT. View Post
    Luke? Leah? Anybody else from the Star Wars universe hanging out here too?
    OMG I cant believe I missed that!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutey503 View Post
    What the fuck is up with guys thinking they can talk to girls like this!!!!!!!!
    It must be something in the air ! I've had my own wierdos this week too..I like the way you handled him..LOOK BITCH ! That's how I start off my telling people off (IRL) sentences too.
    My new love...is me !

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    oh man great reply!! lmao


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    I've been getting a ton of these!! So far I've set up two "meetings" with them!

    "Just get a hotel room and I'll meet you there, you big stud."

    Who knows if they've really done it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    Good for you. What a twatwaffle.
    This is SO being adding to my vocabulary ! Twatwaffle ! I love it, now where is someone to use it on !

    Quote Originally Posted by ArmySGT. View Post
    Luke? Leah? Anybody else from the Star Wars universe hanging out here too?
    OMG ! You're hilarious..Let's call his dick Yoda ( little,wrinked and ugly).
    My new love...is me !

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    I had a similar experience on Myspace not that long ago-some guy from school offering to send me videos of his junk and telling me in great detail about it. Apparently this is considered okay by some people (in their minds!). Great reply btw!

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    9 centimeter!!!!!!!

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    Law of averages guy.

    Theory is if you proposition enough girls you will eventually get lucky.

    Having a skin like a rhino helps - so you can ignore the 999 rejections before the averages finally work for you.

    Phil.

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    He's,

    Drunk!

    Drugged!

    Stupid!

    Combination of the 3

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    WOO HOO!!! A reply lol!!!


    HIM
    holy shit... wow u def took it wrong.. ur fuckin pissed over jesus!!!... its all good.. sorry i was playng around with u.. im so sorry u got offended babe.. i deffff wouldmt mind talkn to u on the phone tonite to catch up.. sorryyyy.. i def wouldnt send u a pic of my "cock" if u didnt want it.... i guess i must of came off wrong.. i miss talkn to u !!.. u were so cool back thenn FUCKKKK DONT U MISS THE TIMES .... its soo annoying how times to go by... U need to call me.. we gotta catch up and talk it up girl... sorry about the comment before.. thanks for putting me in my place even though i was messing aroun with u.. it was fucked up..so




    hahahaha..........what a freak

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    HAH! @ "yea i am... senior trying to graduate actually hhaa..."

    Oh? From which institute is he expecting to graduate?

    That fool of a person could only attract someone of low, degraded, foul, and ugly character. For me, he represents the rap culture mentality but maybe I go too far in making that statement.

    She presented herself power and grace.

    I am reminded of words from Maya Angelou, "When someone shows you who they are, believe them."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ferret View Post

    I am reminded of words from Maya Angelou, "When someone shows you who they are, believe them."
    So true ! Thanks for the new siggy.
    My new love...is me !

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    Love his backpeddling reply...just joking? Yeah, right.

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    HA HA!! He got chumped real nice. At least he recognized he was being a...wait for it...

    TWATWAFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    "I came in like a lamb, but I intend to leave like a lion."

    -Sade
    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    The only thing a person hates more than being a sex object, is NOT being a sex object.
    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post
    If you should your way through life you'll be should-ing all over yourself later.
    Quote Originally Posted by TheSexKitten View Post
    Finger pointing is awesome!! No really, it gets things done.

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