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    To all you fucking douchebag pathetic mens out there.

    Guess what?

    3 men said no to me? Well, none of them said no. But their overwhelming indication was NO!

    To THESE tits!

    Seriously, I'm going gay. I feel like a rejected piece of shit. No matter who you are, others can smell the desperation on you......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Where were these men and what the hell were they smoking?

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    What happened, Katrine? Ah...FUCK 'em. There's plenty of fish in the sea. Their loss-- JACKASSES!



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    thats because men are stupid. i had a guy on my couch making out with me but well he couldnt sleep with me. (this was awhile ago but still!) theyre just plain silly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    Seriously, I'm going gay. I feel like a rejected piece of shit. No matter who you are, others can smell the desperation on you......
    Oh, stop teasing !

    Seriously babe, I want to share with you something that Dr.Lillian Glass shared with me..Man's rejection is God's protection..Meaning whenever you're rejected don't take it in a hurtful way or personally, rather look at it as you were being protected. Think of all the people you've dated that you wish you hadn't and how you wish you would've known the REAL them from the beginning..

    Look at the drama, I had with my own twatwaffles this week both of them showed me who they were rather quickly, imagine if I'd gotten to know them and we'd built something..Ya' know..I'm way better off and so are you.
    My new love...is me !

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    Farrah, I've been trying to call you all night.

    Lizlizliz...I'm going gay, so brace yourself for my return to Austin.

    3rd. Neither of these guys are single, so I can't be too upset that they stood their ground and remained faithful to their women. However, if I was hotter and was actually wearing makeup and something other than sweats....

    Who knows, I'm making excuses, so sad and lonely. Piercedickboy is here and hasn't come to my room to fuck me so I'm feeling sorry for self. And I'm drunk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    To all you fucking douchebag pathetic men out there.
    OK, I guess this one was directed at me.

    Look, sweetheart, the only dimwitted, limp-dicked, bacterially-infected assholes who could possibly reject you are all either legally blind, criminally insane, hopelessly pathetic or such disastrous, clueless losers in bed that you would throw up your hands and just shoot the bastards out of general disgust.

    Trust me, you just dodged a bullet with these almost-pricks. I'm not quite sure they even have one.

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    ^
    No, she wrote "fucking douchebag pathetic men", not "discerning connoiseurs of exceptional female specimens"...
    "She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Other Owner View Post
    OK, I guess this one was directed at me.
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    Not even close. Not even far away. Get over yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    ^^



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    ^ Maya dorogaya, shto mozhno skazat'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    Farrah, I've been trying to call you all night....
    And I'm drunk
    You must be drunk..My phone hasn't rung one time ! Are you dialing the right number..Check your inbox, I sent you the new one a few days ago or last week sometime.
    My new love...is me !

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    fuck those guys seriously.

    if you went gay the lesbians in austin would be fucking happy, though. lol

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    Turn gay and come to Alaska.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    Seriously, I'm going gay.
    If you do, I'm calling Dr. Laura Schlesinger...

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    Shouldn't we be applauding these guys for not cheating on their partners?

    What would this thread have read if they had said yes and then cheated with Katrine behind a significant other's back?

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    O.K. let's examine the approach. Maybe its something that you don't realize.

    First of all. Do a quick visual examination.

    Have you removed the ball gag?

    Are the any vibrators still in and visible?

    Did anyone put a sign on your ass that says "Spank me"?

    Have you introduced yourself before discussing who's place to hit?

    When you offered your tits, were they properly perky with no hints of previous hickys?

    If you have done all of these things, it is obvious that you have entered a gay bar and it just ain't going to happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StuartL View Post
    Shouldn't we be applauding these guys for not cheating on their partners?

    What would this thread have read if they had said yes and then cheated with Katrine behind a significant other's back?
    ditto.

    kat,
    i'm sure if these men (or any other) were available, you wouldn't have any issues. change your hunting grounds and you'll get a lot more (and better quality) prey.

    hunting in someone else's backyard (what if it was one of the SO of someone here, for instance?) is not good for you or for them.

    we men are biologically-challenged to stay faithful on our own, do we really need a hawt horny temptress like you to break down the last of our defenses?

    i definitely applaud those guys, i doubt i could've resisted you.

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    Hon don't be discouraged it's just that these guys were not for you. See it as getting closer to the one you are supposed to be with. Get rid of the losers till you get to your prince charming

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    Quote Originally Posted by Farrah_Holiday View Post
    Man's rejection is God's protection..Meaning whenever you're rejected don't take it in a hurtful way or personally, rather look at it as you were being protected. Think of all the people you've dated that you wish you hadn't and how you wish you would've known the REAL them from the beginning..

    This is a terrific way to reframe rejection!

    As for Kat. You'll get your freak on again in short order. Now put down the Kettle One bottle and step away from the table.

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    i've had days like this where every man didn't seem interested. i think u said an important thing earlier, that men can smell the desperation on u. Well, i don't think it was desperation but more ur facial expression/body language/negative energy u were feeling about yourself..it was radiating outwards and there's nothing u can do about it except shake it off..and i can garauntee u that next time ur feeling a lil better the guys will be all over u.

    i know this because i've been thru it so many times..u didn't really want any of these men anyway and i think they prolly picked up on it. in any case, ur probably TOO GOOD for them.

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    Life's not fair! THIS guy can only dream of receiving such an offer from the lovely Katrine!

    Come over to the blue side dear and let your legion of PL followers bathe you in praise to heal your wounds and offer to correct the misdeeds of those 3 pathetic douchebags in the name of all men.

    BTW-I'll be arriving in San Antonio for 4 nights Nov. 11.......not that you'd be interested in some 50-y/o PL viagra dick, but who knows??
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    ....And I_Luv_Dancers.....can I say that your post brought a tear to my mildly buzzed eye? Right on...you are so awesome, thank you for the post. I really needed to hear it, esp. after what's happening with someone close to me. Big hugs and tugs to you!

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    ........I have had pretty good sex with hot guys and surprisingly great sex from over weight old farts who made me very vocal which I am not usually

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    For some reason I visualize Katrine as a female version of Kramer, just smarter. I swear, she should write comedy or somebody should model a TV character after her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snoopy View Post
    change your hunting grounds and you'll get a lot more (and better quality) prey.
    Yeah, I'm at a convention resort near a large city in the great northern US. So those two guys work for my company in another state. That was less of a big deal. TBO, I don't know if they are in relationships or not. They aren't married, but I am pretty sure they weren't single.

    The trigger that made me sad was getting ignored by my usual fuckbuddy.

    I really looked forward to spending time alone with him on this trip. And he has completely ignored me, which makes me mad. When he doesn't ignore me, I don't have particularly strong feelings for him. He is just a sex partner. However, when he doesn't respond, I get all bent out of shape. How about THAT psychology?

    My brain really needs to decompress after last weekend. And as to be expected, when the alcoholic begins to drink again, things go downhill very quickly, each time progressively more deteriorating.

    Thanks for all the kind words ya'll. Lulz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    fuck buddy = dildo. inanimate object. i don't believe in regular fuck buddies though. that's just a pseudo-relationship imho.

    don't be sad, we're ALLLL miserable lately. it's something going around, like a seasonal cold.

    the alcky won't help, but we will. maybe you and cally can have online sex together. and all the blues can watch pay-per-view. at least, that would sure help me.

    hang in there!
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