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    There's this girl at work who I don't have to see very often, thank gawd. She is a compulsive liar. She claims that she lived in Vegas, made $3000 a night at the Spearmint Rhino (every time she worked, never an off night for her!), dated Jeremy Piven, and appeared in an episode of Entourage.

    Oh, did I mention she looks like she combs her hair with dynamite? Well, she does. I'm sure the light socket is all she needs when she gets ready before work. She sure doesn't wear a speck of makeup and her "costume" consists of a white bra, a black skirt, and a black thong with black heels. So that's what they want in Vegas? Wow, news to me. And of course, this all begs the question, "Why aren't you working there instead of here in podunk Indiana that you hate so much?"

    Argh.

    Add assorted egotistical men into the equation---which brought up the Vegas thing. I was saying that this dude told me I needed to work in Vegas and how I told him that it's really hard out there and not all of the dancers make a shitload of money every night. That's when compulsive liar chimed in with her outrageous claims.

    Despite all of this I still had a pretty good night, above average, actually.

    And as I'm leaving I hear all these girls bitching about how they are lucky to make $200, blah blah. I never leave with that little so I said, "Well, maybe you guys need to get here earlier, I know several girls who make consistently good money here." Obviously they didn't want to hear that. But fuck them! I am sick of the negative ninnies in the dressing room. Every time they open their claptraps I want to come back with bragging about what I really do make. But I don't do that because I'm not that type of person. But it drives me nuts!

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    If you dislike compulsive liars,thieves,and fake plastic unwarranted egotistical douchebags and douchebagguettes then Vegas is not for you. Glad you had a good night anyway!! I have parts of that project we talked about forever ago..I can take it no furthur but you can pm me if you want what I finished (You can take them to a studio there if you wish...can explain better in pm.)

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    Bring an ipod and when the night's over or there's just a ton of girls around you bitching that you don't want to hear but can't leave the situation yet, then pop in those earphones and listen to music. That'll drown out the noise of all the girls you don't want to listen to, that's what I do and wow is it ever nice to be able to do that and not listen to a bunch of whiney, screaming bitches all at once. It'll help you maintain your sanity and for girls that lie, just ignore her. You damn well that she's lying, probably because she's doing really shitty at your club and it's her way of hiding it.

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    f* that ho. seriously, i never listen to girls in the dressing room, ever. just make your money.

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    It's always the girls in small towns that did soooo well in big cities. Bet there's a real interesting "story" as to why she left Vegas.

    We've got a girl who moved to my town from Myrtle Beach and she can't stand working in this shit hole with all these whores who can't dance. Please. Carry your ass back to where you came from, if my club is that bad just leave.

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    Indianapolis isn't exactly a small town, but yeah, I get what you are saying. She was telling us something about an abusive boyfriend, etc.

    My favorite was her saying she made $3K a night in Vegas. I wish I had Kaylinn or Latina Rose (or any of the other Vegas girls) with me right then to tell the girls how much bullshit that is. If I ever hear her saying stuff like that again I'm going to ask her why she doesn't just go to Vegas one weekend a month and not work at our club at all. After all, that'd be like $9000 for her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl View Post
    Oh, did I mention she looks like she combs her hair with dynamite?
    And into my siggy you go!!!

    Sorry about all the noise. The Ipod was a good suggestion. Just ignore the flights and fancies of others and go about your business.

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    Hah, I remember one idiot telling me that she had been making $3K a night dancing in Myrtle Beach. So I looked at her and said, "If you were making three thousand dollars a night, why on earth did you come here (this was Ohio at the time)?" She said, "Oh, my momma got sick and I'm taking care of her. " I couldn't help it, so I said, "If you were making 3 grand a night, couldn't you get her some really awesome home care and just come back to visit?"

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    Andy, that dancer is a hooker. She told me so herself. This group of guys came in around Grand Prix time and told me they were throwing a party for a bunch of supposedly important and powerful men from out of town and needed some "entertainment". It took me a while but I finallly got out of them what type of "entertainment" they were looking for. I told them to go to hell. Later on I saw her sitting with them. She and I ended up in the restroom together later and I was like, "Hey--did those guys invite you to their party. Just so you know, they're not looking for dancers. They're looking for hookers." She said (and this cracks me up to this day) "Hey--I've worked in Vegas! I'm down with that. How much they payin?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dottie Rebel View Post
    Andy, that dancer is a hooker. She told me so herself. This group of guys came in around Grand Prix time and told me they were throwing a party for a bunch of supposedly important and powerful men from out of town and needed some "entertainment". It took me a while but I finallly got out of them what type of "entertainment" they were looking for. I told them to go to hell. Later on I saw her sitting with them. She and I ended up in the restroom together later and I was like, "Hey--did those guys invite you to their party. Just so you know, they're not looking for dancers. They're looking for hookers." She said (and this cracks me up to this day) "Hey--I've worked in Vegas! I'm down with that. How much they payin?"
    That explains a lot.

    She's also been fired several times for being a psycho, but I guess they just love her so much they keep letting her come back. I hardly ever have someone at work who irritates me as much as that girl does. Hopefully she'll be fired again soon.

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    Why is it that the skankiest, most cracked-out, nasty, smelly, psycho, emotionally unbalanced hoes always get hired back again and again? Do they do a guilt trip on management or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan-Va View Post
    It's always the girls in small towns that did soooo well in big cities. Bet there's a real interesting "story" as to why she left Vegas.
    I hate to say it but I kinda feel that way when I have to leave Denver and go back to MT. Not that I make 7 billion dollars a night here or anything, but sometimes MT is just pathetic (at least for me).

    I try not to mention it but I DO tend to bring it up when a girl says she doesn't known where she wants to travel .


    Edited to add: sorry only read down to quoted post.



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    From the thread title I thought my last ex stopped into the club...Andygirl and Dottie Rebel will get it.

    I swear, I never got why clubs let girls like that keep working. Do they really need her house fee that much?
    "She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl View Post

    Oh, did I mention she looks like she combs her hair with dynamite? Well, she does. I'm sure the light socket is all she needs when she gets ready before work. She sure doesn't wear a speck of makeup and her "costume" consists of a white bra, a black skirt, and a black thong with black heels. So that's what they want in Vegas? Wow, news to me. And of course, this all begs the question, "Why aren't you working there instead of here in podunk Indiana that you hate so much?"
    Bwaaaahaaaahaaaaa!!!! You are on fire today, Andygirl!!!! You had me crying on that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexxaHex View Post
    Do they do a guilt trip on management or something?
    Yeah, a guilt trip with their lips on his dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RC View Post
    I hate to say it but I kinda feel that way when I have to leave Denver and go back to MT. Not that I make 7 billion dollars a night here or anything, but sometimes MT is just pathetic (at least for me).

    I try not to mention it but I DO tend to bring it up when a girl says she doesn't known where she wants to travel .


    Edited to add: sorry only read down to quoted post.
    There's a difference between what you're talking about and the stupid girls who brag about how well they did in (insert big city here). I do some traveling and get lots of girls asking me about where to work, I always offer suggestions but I'm never the "oh I hate it here, I made so much money there" kind of girl.

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    Oh, you didn't know Vegas is actually town with a truckstop, two houses and a SC, near the Kentucky border? Maybe that's the Vegas she's talkin about.

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    ^^^ I really am though. I REALLY hate Montana (not just the club, the whole damn state). It took me a long time to learn not to mention it because I get nothing but rolled eyes and sarcasm most of the time. The same, 'Why don't you work there then' attitude. Hoinestly, it's none of their buisness, and I was just trying to help.

    Sorry rant over...

    Oh and just for the record, making $700 in a night is n0t that off the wall UNLESS you've never worked anywhere but MT. (And I've gotta go back there this month... )



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    What's funny is the Vegas girls make up the same stories.
    I heard a girl at Spearmint Rhino one night talking about the Bush Company in Alaska( right?) And she sa she went out there and was makin thousands each and every night. She said she couldn't wait to take another trip up there, wher eyou can work for a month and have the rest of he year off.



    $3000 every single night? Umm...yeah. Don't I wish. That's definatly be enough motivation to get my ass back to work if I could make that every single night.

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    ^^^^Don't we all, girl. Don't we all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RC View Post
    Oh and just for the record, making $700 in a night is n0t that off the wall UNLESS you've never worked anywhere but MT. (And I've gotta go back there this month... )
    It isn't that off the wall in MT, where the hell are you working?

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    Most recently Teasers. Ii think it honestly night be the hustle there. I have never EVER topped $500 in MT.

    Well the hustle or the fact that I hate it there.

    Really, though I name an amount like that and most of the time the girls give me the eye roll 'yeah right' look.

    Maybe it's just that I do so badly there that they can't believe I do so well anywhere else. Who knows?



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