soooo i jumped back on the saddle and danced for a few days at my old club... it was pretty hard getting back into it.
the good:
-- my boobs went from a solid A to a solid C..so got a lot of compliments and possibly attention from customers who before wouldn't have wanted dances because of nonexistent tits.
-- one of my regulars came in, reminded me that i actually had regulars. we talked business and kids, which is always a nice change from "hurh hurh, them are some nice boobs you got there"
-- low to no drama w/females i previously had drama with...![]()
-- got away with not paying house 3 out of 4 days cuz of dead-ness.
-- can't drink, so very clear recollection of the week's events.
the bad:
-- dead, dead, dead club. the smoking ban really took a toll in this town.
-- hardly any girls around, so lots and lots of 3-song sets....ouch.
-- being away from my baby for that amount of time about broke my heart.
-- can't drink, so very clear recollection of the week's events.
the ugly:
-- this random guy tipping me two $5s onstage and then assuring me i wouldn't make any money that night...fucker jinxed me.![]()
-- forgetting i had cotton pads in my dress and having them fall out on stage...............TWICE!!!!
-- sitting there with a guy, almost guaranteed a few dances and having to bolt downstairs because my right nipple has suddenly begun to spray milk all over inside my cocktail dress... uh, yeah...
-- pumping in the dressing room and telling other dancers my prego/labor/lactation horror stories, convincing the childless to stay childless.
-- hearing about the staph scare for the first time in a tiny dressing room packed full of flipped out strippers screamming at the top of their lungs and petitioning to get a girl fired because someone thinks she has it ...... UGH.
anyone following this deadly staph scare? they're closing schools. :/ bad news for this industry. bad news in general, i think. i keep asking people if they heard about the plague and everyone knows i am referring to the staph....
*can't help it* BRING OUT YER DEAD





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ROTFLMAO

there was also an outbreak at a firehouse or something.. its scary.
and told me she had no idea what I was talking about. I mentioned it was all over the news but she just continued with the blank stare. I guess ignorance is bliss. I wish I could live blissfully on ingnoramous land.

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