Once again I've been invited to a Halloween party. I'm getting way to old for this. I considered my options of spending a lot of money and going as Wayne Newton, or Dick Cheney, or the City of Cleveland but those of you who know me will not be surprised when I tell you that, once again, I am going the cheap route.
Pink sweatsuit with hooded top, tennis shoe taped on top of my head. For the second straight year, I will go as a piece of chewing gum.
Anybody got better ideas?



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Yep, totally. And you can accentuate them however you like. A couple years ago K went as a pedophile priest - he got a regular priest costume and fastened a naked doll face-first onto his crotch. It was hilarious and he won the Scariest Costume prize.

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