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    Once again I've been invited to a Halloween party. I'm getting way to old for this. I considered my options of spending a lot of money and going as Wayne Newton, or Dick Cheney, or the City of Cleveland but those of you who know me will not be surprised when I tell you that, once again, I am going the cheap route.

    Pink sweatsuit with hooded top, tennis shoe taped on top of my head. For the second straight year, I will go as a piece of chewing gum.

    Anybody got better ideas?
    My latest conspiracy theory: I am convinced that Dick Cheney is, in reality, Elmer Fudd.

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    Dude. You can go to any of the dozens of halloween stores that pop up all over town this time of year and find something better than that for fairly cheap.

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    ^^^ Yep, totally. And you can accentuate them however you like. A couple years ago K went as a pedophile priest - he got a regular priest costume and fastened a naked doll face-first onto his crotch. It was hilarious and he won the Scariest Costume prize.

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    Default Re: 'Tis 'Alloween

    Yekhefah, you reminded me of the time my ex-wife and I went to a party dressed as a priest and a pregnant nun. We wore those costumes from Houston to Little Rock, Arkansas, so I could meet her sister and brother in law. Had one hell of a conversation with some Hare Krishnas while on a layover in Dallas.
    My latest conspiracy theory: I am convinced that Dick Cheney is, in reality, Elmer Fudd.

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    Can't I just stay home and give out candy?
    One more cup of coffee for the road,
    One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
    To the valley below....

    Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
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    There was another thread where someone posted an SNL clip, which I would so love to see someone do this year. It's Justin Timberlake singing a delightful Christmas song about a very special present. Lemme see if i can find it.....
    Aha...

    Dick In a Box

    With a fake one though :-) Don't think I'd recommend the authentic one.

    Maybe you could be Dick Cheney in a box? Hehe, I don't know if this might be too risque for your event though.
    Let's see, what about the dad (Peter) from Family Guy?
    Or, if you happen to know anyone with kids, borrow some of their Barbie dolls, attach them to yourself and be a Chic Magnet.
    Another easy one would be a Secret Service Agent. Wear a suit, bust out your headset for your cel phone, dark sunglasses and voila.
    Last edited by Christany; 10-22-2007 at 02:10 AM.
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    I'd have to have a "4 simease twin strippers gave me head and then lite themselves on fire" story to blow anybody's mind here.

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