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    There is now a VERY angry and sad girl in Long Beach who would happily take away your license and perhaps a testicle.

    You, sir (or madam) SUCk because you don't maintain your vehicle well enough not to cause me to CRASH and slide out on the 405 onramp coming home from work today... OR (depending on what the cop tells me later tonight) you are the VERY, VERY evil person who pulled a hit and run in the same area only 10 minutes earlier and then proceeded to dash onto the freeway.

    Either way; automotive neglect or criminal deviance, you TOTALLY deserve to pay for my bike while the poor thing gets repaired, you can pay for my new parking at college, you're LUCKY I walked away from the scene without a scratch, you're LUCKY I was wearing full leathers and simply slid after the bike without a real impact... but my front brake snapped, my rear is crushed, my right mirror is folded over on itself 3 times, there is a hole in my exhaust, and probably more... like.... it wouldn't start? Thanks, DICKHEAD. You can have my insurance bill.

    And if you ARE the guy from the hit and run.... I reFUSE to be the consequence of your immorality and recklessness... I will bleed you for every penny worth of overpriced Ducati parts until you beg me to stop.

    Your Fellow Road-user,
    Embyr

    P.S. To all the riders on SW... wear leathers. Please.

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    OMG! I'm so glad you're okay!

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    Wow! So glad you are OK! Wouldn't want to lose our Ducati Hottie!

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    ^ Thanks!! me too.... grrrr....

    I felt SOOOOO STUPID as I was going down... thinking "why the hell am I lowsiding???"
    I was taking a nice, slow, 2nd gear turn that I take EVERY day I go home from work... so it wasn't rider error or inexperience, I didn't give it too much throttle or pick the wrong gear... I couldn't figure it out!!! Until the cop walked me back and traced the HUGE oil slick with his flashlight.

    of course, it didn't help it was dark and i couldn't see.

    It DID help when the cute cop hit on me and made me admit that he would look cute in leathers. (dunno when hitting on post-accident moto-girls became acceptable, but hey...)

    The oil slick was so bad that they blocked that lane of the ramp off with cones and waited for someone to come with some salt/absorbent material-type thing to cover it.

    well.. at least I'm ok and it wasn't an error in MY riding skill. still....

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    OMG I am so glad you are okay!!! That asshole should die a slow painful death!

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    1 word... Car-ma. (Bee-yotch.)

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    Sorry about your bike! Glad you are ok!

    The good thing about that oil slick is that they can just follow it to take it to the car that caused the accident!!

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    NOOOOO NNO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!

    IT WAS THE HIT n' RUN GUY!!!!! but- he is an unlicensed, uninsured immigrant (the cop just called me and told me) with likely very little means to pay shit.

    I have comprehensive coverage, thank GOD... but.... GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

    and get this... it wasn't oil... it was COOLAnt. From this guy's leaking radiatior... because his front end was all bashed in. fuck me up the ass with a metal rod... i am so angry... and they can't "prove" anything... because no one actually witnessed his radiator dumping shit all over my on-ramp. (they caught him 1 exit further north.)

    So, when I file the claim tomorrow, I will ask the geico people what they recommend... his accident WILL be cross-listed with mine, so even if I can't get my hands on his report (oh.. yeah... his was a DUI!!!!) my insurance co. can. Jesus christ... that's some bad luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Embyr View Post
    P.S. To all the riders on SW... wear leathers. Please.
    That is so like you, EmbyRRR!!!

    You're still concerned about other people--despite the fact that your bike got thrashed on your fuckin' birthday weekend (through no fault of your own).
    You "high stimulus seekers" must have big s, too!

    I'm sorry that you'll temporarily be a "Hottie Sans Ducati"--but "big ups" to leathers and guardian s...

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    ^ i seem to have REALLY bad luck for motorcycles, birthdays, and the consequences of other people's drinking.

    Last year, ON my b-day, was when Psycho Ex crashed my bike, drunk (obviously i didn't know he'd been drinking, but i should have assumed... durrrr... alcoholics tend to do that) into a Ford F150 and I had to get his ass out of jail at 3 in the morning. He didn't pay for it either... just like this guy won't.

    Remind me next year to drive for a week.

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    Glad to hear you're OK though, Embyr. I hope this all works out OK in the end.

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    i had this big long post with quotes all made out. however, SW decided to be weird.
    first off i'm so glad you are ok.
    i just have to say that you made me LOL with those posts. i'm sure it wasnt intentional but holy shit you said some funny stuff. glad you can kinda make light of the situation.

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    ^^^ thank you so much for saying that.

    i dunno.... sometimes life shits on you like a flock of pigeons with diarrhea. and you HaVe to make light of it... or maybe the Moto Gods are telling me I should just go buy a Japanese bike w/ frame sliders. *sigh*

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    I'm super glad you're okay. That guy is Los Douchebaggo and should suffer the pain of unlubricated anal rape.

    You can still make it out to Rialto on the 24th though right?

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    Supremely glad to hear you're OK.

    I had my own run-in with uninsured, uncooperative, non English speaking guy who smacked into my car while I was stopped. You grit your teeth, you pay the deductible, you unburden on your claims agent who reassures you that they want their money, too, and will go after him even while you know it won't do any good, and then you get on with life realizing that things could be a lot worse than getting out of an accident without a scratch.

    So...... I'm sorry, Embyr. Hugs and sympathy cooing.

    I don't always wear leathers. Sometimes it's nylon mesh with armor.

    Very happy to read that you're OK. (I know I already said that, but I'm just happy twice over.)

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    OMG, horrible! I'm so sorry

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    Wow, glad your ok! I love bikes but these are the kind of things that scare me, they are completely out of your control. Sorry about the bike poor Ducati, may it get better soon!

    Btw, these two are great

    Quote Originally Posted by Embyr View Post
    (obviously i didn't know he'd been drinking, but i should have assumed... durrrr... alcoholics tend to do that)
    Quote Originally Posted by Embyr View Post
    i dunno.... sometimes life shits on you like a flock of pigeons with diarrhea.

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    That sucks! At least you walked away though, it could have been much, much, much worse.
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    I am glad that you're all right. I hope they'll get this guy off the road.
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    Thank God you're ok! I've lost too many people due to bike accidents.

    As for the cop saying he'd look cute in leathers...am I the only one who got a mental picture of "Police Academy" and The Blue Oyster Bar?

    Embyr, hope it all gets sorted out without too much hassle. At least insurance has coverage for uninsured/underinsured motorists.

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    Embyr, SO SO glad you are okay. MAN, that was way too close. I hope dealing with the aftermath doesn't cause you too much strife!!!
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    OMG honey I'm so glad you are okay!!! You are def one of my fave SW'ers and I would be terribly upset if something happened to you. Thank God you walked away fine.

    I have to say I'm back to being scared of bikes again!

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    Oh gosh, I'm so glad you're ok as well!! That is really freaking scary (one of the reasons I'm scared to DEATH of bikes) I hope the guy at least ends up in prison, or deported.
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    and that is why i am scraed to death to ride my bike around town at night!!! so glad you are ok though!!!!!

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