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    Default The HOTTEST thing said to you by a dancer?

    Blatantly stolen from a thread on the other side. It was too good of an idea not to plagarize.

    Flattery always gets me, but I am a sucker that way. I don't know if that's the norm though, actually I kind of doubt it. Anyone have some good stories?

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    Mid-afternoon on a sunny day in July. Dancer looks and me and says, "I'd go back to nursing if I could still see you."
    I told her yeah, no problem.
    She asked to meet at an ocean beach in 45 minutes, then walked out of the club and never went back.

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    Last night, a dancer said to me, "I choose to spend my time with you. I am not worried about how it will affect my bank tonight, so you shouldn't. You make it fun and, if I don't enjoy my job, I can't do it."

    Complete SS but it sure worked.

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    ATF said "I rather make $10 all night and spend time with you than go to VIP with some guy for $500." She told me that she had actually turned someone down at the stage for an hr VIP because I was waiting for her.

    Pure SS, but it was good SS.

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    what the hell is SS?!

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    Default Re: The HOTTEST thing said to you by a dancer?

    I've got nothing to offer. Any line I've ever gotten I've taken that way... just a line

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    Heh, First time with a dancer and after a set of very aggressive nasty dances, "I view you as a trophy, even if you never get dances from me again."

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    "Do you like that?" "You want some more?" (naughty expression on face).

    I think I remember the attitude more than the lines though.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Default Re: The HOTTEST thing said to you by a dancer?

    I like it when they say: "That feels good."

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    Quote Originally Posted by GenWar View Post
    Last night, a dancer said to me, "I choose to spend my time with you. I am not worried about how it will affect my bank tonight, so you shouldn't. You make it fun and, if I don't enjoy my job, I can't do it."

    Complete SS but it sure worked.

    -gen
    Youre right - SS - I say it all the time - and it works! LOL... sometimes its true but its a rarity. Come to think of it I used this line a few times this weekend...

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    You've been tipping all night. I think you deserve a free dance.

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    After a long series of dances...

    "Now I have to go change my panties!"

    Pure SS, but it still inflates my ego.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeorgeBailey View Post
    After a long series of dances...

    "Now I have to go change my panties!"

    Pure SS, but it still inflates my ego.
    I use this one all the time!! Cheesy, but effective I guess, haha.

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    Wow...I've got nothing. Kind of sad.
    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 View Post
    Wow...I've got nothing. Kind of sad.
    That's usually the line I use when I'm headed out of the club

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    "I'm not even going to charge you."

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    This happened tonight.

    "What are you doing?"

    "Looking for your G-spot."

    "Find it?

    "No. Do you want me to stop?

    "No."

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    She said..."I'm horny. Let's get out of here now and go bounce the box springs for a few hours." Although, she may have said "listen jerk, don't try any funny business." I can't be sure, the club was kind of loud.

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    "Did I tell you I was getting divorced?"

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    Default Re: The HOTTEST thing said to you by a dancer?

    Quote Originally Posted by GeorgeBailey View Post
    After a long series of dances...

    "Now I have to go change my panties!"

    Pure SS, but it still inflates my ego.
    OMG, I have had a few guys friends fall hook, line, and sinker for that one!! Seriously, there was no convincing them otherwise that she was full of SS. Hell, one time I even went to the bathroom with the dancer afterwards, and she just pee'd. No changing. What a great line, don't recall ever using it myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish View Post
    "Do you like that?" "You want some more?" (naughty expression on face).
    New addition to list... "Spread'em, you bad boy!" (naughty expression still on face).
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    "If I weren't a dancer, and you weren't a customer, and if I were older or you were younger, I would like so totally consider going out for a cup of coffee with you! Did you want another dance, baby?"

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    Default Re: The HOTTEST thing said to you by a dancer?

    Not the "hottest" thing ever said, but perhaps the most germaine (recently spoken by my current fave after another 30-minute breast smothering VIP session): "I'm beginning to realize you have no limits."

    CP

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    Mons Venus -- after 6 continuous dances.. She to me.. "I just came. Feel how wet I am. " ummm and she was.

    I felt so USED and OBJECTIFIED!

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    Default Re: The HOTTEST thing said to you by a dancer?

    Quote Originally Posted by GeorgeBailey View Post
    After a long series of dances...

    "Now I have to go change my panties!"

    Pure SS, but it still inflates my ego.
    Hah! I've said that, but it's not SS, it's true! Rubbing all over a guy *does* do something for me, after all, esp. if he's cute/well built. Don't want the black lights to pick up anything, yanno.
    Of course, there are the times it's just sweaty, and I want something dry.

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