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    Anyone (pink or blue) who's had contact dermatitis from ivy, oak or sumac in an embarrassing and uncomfortable spot?

    Background: I woke up this morning with my eyes swollen shut, my lips swollen and bumpy, and streaks of it on my neck, wrist, chest and........my nut sack, glans, foreskin scar and the full length of Mr Happy.

    This is NOT the way I would have chosen for my to look bigger.

    NO IDEA where I got it! Did not do yard work over the weekend. Went to a party where they had a bonfire and we sat on hay bales, but nobody else got it from the party. Maybe our dogs got into some and transferred it to me......but I usually wash my hands well after petting them - and they're mini-dachshunds and only go out on a leash.

    Went to the Doc and he put me on prednisone. I'm also using hydrocortisone ointment. This sucks. Looks like I'm going to be hanging around here and the web in general for the next few days. Can't do much as it's more comfortable to be nekkies.

    So I'm laying in bed, naked, a world of porn at my fingertips and can't even spank

    I promise I'll try to be good while I'm here raising my post count, and I hope this wasn't TMI from a boy in blue, but I'm hurting here!!
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    You know you got drunk and humped a bush that just so happened it be poison ivy ! I'm not buying the "I don't know where it came from" story ! So typical of a man ! HAHAHA..

    J/k I hope you feel better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Farrah_Holiday View Post
    You know you got drunk and humped a bush that just so happened it be poison ivy ! I'm not buying the "I don't know where it came from" story ! So typical of a man ! HAHAHA..

    J/k I hope you feel better.
    No, really! (there were kids at the party fer cryin' out loud) Your version would have made for a better story though.....

    Thanks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Jade View Post
    Oops, did I forget to mention that the soap/cologne set I sent you was Eau de Sumac?
    Your avatar is much too cute for you to be that evil!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by I_luv_dancers! View Post
    No, really! (there were kids at the party fer cryin' out loud) Your version would have made for a better story though.....

    Thanks!
    LOL, I know..Do you have any idea how you were exposed to it ?
    I can't begin to even imagine what you're going through right now.
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    I believe that the urushiol in poison ivy can stay active for a very long time so it could have been on anything really.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Farrah_Holiday View Post
    LOL, I know..Do you have any idea how you were exposed to it ?
    I can't begin to even imagine what you're going through right now.

    I can ONLY think of two scenarios: 1) one of the dogs walked through it (yeah, it grows in the yard, but I haven't seen any recently), I petted her then transferred the sap to my body (I'm very sensitive to the sap - urushiol.)
    2) At the bonfire, I was sitting on a hay bale that had poison ivy in it, and it got on my jeans, or I put my hand on the bale and transferred it that way.

    Wifey and I had some nookie Sunday morning, and FORTUNATELY she's ok so far.

    I'm surviving, but why oh why does my itch more than anything else????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Jade View Post
    Oops, did I forget to mention that the soap/cologne set I sent you was Eau de Sumac?
    LOL!!!!!!!! Thanks, Lady Jane, I needed a good laugh today. Classic

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveSexMoney View Post
    I believe that the urushiol in poison ivy can stay active for a very long time so it could have been on anything really.
    Yep-it's nasty stuff. I'm pretty sure it's from one of the scenarios above. I wore nitrile gloves to put my clothes in the washer!
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    Quote Originally Posted by I_luv_dancers! View Post
    I can ONLY think of two scenarios: 1) one of the dogs walked through it (yeah, it grows in the yard, but I haven't seen any recently), I petted her then transferred the sap to my body (I'm very sensitive to the sap - urushiol.)
    2) At the bonfire, I was sitting on a hay bale that had poison ivy in it, and it got on my jeans, or I put my hand on the bale and transferred it that way.

    Wifey and I had some nookie Sunday morning, and FORTUNATELY she's ok so far.

    I'm surviving, but why oh why does my itch more than anything else????

    Aww okay..It's because it's the most sensitive part of your body.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Farrah_Holiday View Post
    Aww okay..It's because it's the most sensitive part of your body.
    I deserve that -it was more of a rhetorical question....but it's in my eyes too, and that isn't bothering me NEARLY as much!

    I guess it also has to do with a man's psychological relationship with his
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Jade View Post
    You obviously don't know me (or my reputation) well enough...
    I shall try to remedy that during my convalescence.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Jade View Post
    The best way to do that is to order a few batches of my homemade cookies....
    Does the recipe contain sumac like the cologne and soap?
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    Quote Originally Posted by I_luv_dancers! View Post
    I deserve that -it was more of a rhetorical question....but it's in my eyes too, and that isn't bothering me NEARLY as much!

    I guess it also has to do with a man's psychological relationship with his
    Your eyes ???!!! I've never heard of that happening. Have you seen a doctor ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Farrah_Holiday View Post
    Your eyes ???!!! I've never heard of that happening. Have you seen a doctor ?
    Not actually IN my eyeballs, but it's all over my eyelids. Yes, saw the Doc yesterday Mom! He prescribed a 10-day course of prednisone.
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    News Flash!!

    I just got a phone call from another party-goer. The host of the party also has poison ivy that appeared yesterday morning - same time mine did. So far it's only the host, his wife and me that have reported an outbreak - so it was something to do with the bonfire - sitting on hay bales or toasting marshmallows with sticks. At least now I have an idea where I got this crap!!

    AND the itching is finally calming down. Wifey brought home some Benadryl itch relief spray. So DUMMY (me) grabs it without reading the label and I promptly spray it on my itchy . SCREAMS IN PAIN!! Fortunately a wet washcloth took off the spray and took away the sting and I recoated with hydrocortisone cream. All is well now - no itching in those sensitive nether regions and no pain for a couple hours....ahhhhhhh.
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    Calamine lotion is your friend. It looks frightening but it takes the itching away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    Calamine lotion is your friend. It looks frightening but it takes the itching away.
    Thanks Yek. The store where I got my prednisone scrip filled didn't have it (WTF??). Doing ok with steroid ointment. Really wanted some Caladryl - the benadryl in it really helps.....
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    They didn't have calamine lotion?? Eep! Caladryl is good stuff too. Try another drugstore!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Jade View Post
    Also, an oatmeal bath helps take away the itching...
    And some oatmeal cookies would make me feel better!
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    i don'T like oatmeal cookies... especially the ones with raisins.

    I am glad you solved your poison ivy and problems
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Jade View Post
    Sure... $30 a batch!
    Yikes! That's a lapdance!!

    Lapdance......cookies.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by I_luv_dancers! View Post
    Not actually IN my eyeballs, but it's all over my eyelids. Yes, saw the Doc yesterday Mom! He prescribed a 10-day course of prednisone.
    Gee is it that obvious ! Yes, I'm a parent, actually an aunt who is a "mom".
    As I was scrolling down the page I reread your post about the "rhetorical question" and thought to myself "I'm around children way too much", I always answer any type of question . Even where there really isn't one.

    So tell me you're loving all the female attention you're getting ! Have we converted you to the pink side for good..You know once you go PINK you never go back !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Farrah_Holiday View Post
    Gee is it that obvious ! Yes, I'm a parent, actually an aunt who is a "mom".
    As I was scrolling down the page I reread your post about the "rhetorical question" and thought to myself "I'm around children way too much", I always answer any type of question . Even where there really isn't one.

    So tell me you're loving all the female attention you're getting ! Have we converted you to the pink side for good..You know once you go PINK you never go back !
    The attention is nice, and I appreciate all the replies, you all have helped to make the past two days go by quickly, and took my mind off the discomfort. I'm a big fan of pink!! , but this is a site for you girls, so I try to keep it relevant and not overdo it. I have learned much, and really enjoy the convo . There are some really really interesting and smart people here - and the combination of brains, beauty and sexy really does it for me.

    I think it may be back to work tomorrow, I'm feeling a bit better and the itching in my region is gone. Thank you Farrah, thank you all.
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