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    ..but they tip you well. Or they would if you could get closer to them but they are just smelling stinky.

    How would you tell them? Yeah, I offered tic-tac.. "no thanks".

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    There isn't much you can do if they don't accept your offer. Telling them their breath stinks will most likely cost you money.

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    ^^^ AGREED. i'm sorry, but i really don't understand the endless "smell" complaints... so what??? when the dance is done, the smell is gone and the money is yours, right?? Bad smell and foul breath aren't verbally abusive or sexually exploitative, so I say ... take a breath and just try to ignore it.

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    Well, when you are stuck with them in the vip for an hour or two and they want to cuddle and kiss, I often want to leave the room.

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    *keeping her mouth shut*

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    I have been putting up with my regular's corpse breath for almost a year now. Have I told him? No. He gives me way too much money for me to risk insulting the guy. I was going to have one of the other girls mention it to him, because it is unbearable esp when he spends hours in the club and also spits when he talks but he ended up buying her a drink so she didn't want to tell him after that LOL.

    You just have to either put up with it or tell him and risk the money.
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    I'm assuming here that you aren't going to kiss them. Right? If they want to snuggle, keep your head to one side, and breathe through your mouth. Then resume dancing.

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    Put some of your favorite smelling lotion or perfume right under your nose, that way you smell more of the perfume than his nasty breath. I'm a dental hygienist by day so I know more than anyone what bad breath is like. *barf* *Gag me* And what I've done is take those Bianca breath sprays and lightly spray it on my mask, that way I smell the peppermint instead of their breath. Works everytime!

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    What i usually do is breathe when i'm facing away from them and then try to hold my breath when my face is near them. Or breathe through my mouth, but my wild imagination makes me feel like i'm tasting their breath so that's kinda gross. If they're speaking to me i turn my head to pretend i want them to whisper in my ear when in reality it's so i wont smell it.

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    I either breathe through my mouth, or only inhale when I'm away from their face. If you can, sit on their lap and pop an altoid into your own mouth and ask if they'd like one. I do that more as a friendly gesture, then outright making them feel like they NEED a mint.







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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkkitten View Post
    What i usually do is breathe when i'm facing away from them and then try to hold my breath when my face is near them. Or breathe through my mouth, but my wild imagination makes me feel like i'm tasting their breath so that's kinda gross. If they're speaking to me i turn my head to pretend i want them to whisper in my ear when in reality it's so i wont smell it.
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    i'm usually good to go with a custy's bad breath... but man o man... there was this one guy...

    i don't know what he did to have such stinky breath, but it was UNBEARABLE. like, vomit mixed with burning tire. i actually covered my nose and pretended i was blowing it the first time i met him. the second time i just dealt with it to get a dance, but oh no, he was an infamous touch all you can for free guy. i don't miss him, or his roadkill breath.

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    I consider it just an occupational hazard.

    I do like the idea of popping an mint and offering them one if they have bad breath. I eat those sour breath mints like candy at work and I've frequently offered them to guys during the course of conversation as I pop one myself. Quite a few times I've noticed a change in attitude after that and I find it easier to close a sale. It seems like my friendliness catches them off guard and they are more at ease with me. I'm sure this isn't groundbreaking though, I just work with girls who don't do more than ask every guy "wanna dance" and then go sulk in the dressing room.

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    I pop a mint.... and almost when I put the mints back in my purse I say "Oh... where are my manners? Would you like one too?" Before he even answers put a few in his hand.

    That way it seems like an after thought rather than a deliberate attempt to make them un-stinky.
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    The stinky guys I've encountered are usually the gropey, touchy ones too. Not worth the $20 to be covered in their stink, so I tend to avoid them altogether. Blows my mind how some men do not understand the concept of simple hygiene when going out to see a woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leogirl876 View Post
    Put some of your favorite smelling lotion or perfume right under your nose, that way you smell more of the perfume than his nasty breath. I'm a dental hygienist by day so I know more than anyone what bad breath is like. *barf* *Gag me* And what I've done is take those Bianca breath sprays and lightly spray it on my mask, that way I smell the peppermint instead of their breath. Works everytime!
    lg876- IYO, is it generally a long term habit (smoking, tob. chewing, gum problems, etc), or could eating spicy meal do it?? I almost always have chewing gum/ mints, but thats a short term fix. Bathroom troll @ better clubs has gum, mint, & mouthwash- I'm leery of the later, don't know who might have used directly from bottle vs cups. Of course if near home/hotel, I'll brush & rinse, but sometimes the press of events/location precludes that. From my end, I've occasionally run across dancers w. halotosis, probably combo of being smoker & eating on the run w/o brushing, or using products.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corgan View Post
    i'm usually good to go with a custy's bad breath... but man o man... there was this one guy...

    i don't know what he did to have such stinky breath, but it was UNBEARABLE. like, vomit mixed with burning tire. i actually covered my nose and pretended i was blowing it the first time i met him. the second time i just dealt with it to get a dance, but oh no, he was an infamous touch all you can for free guy. i don't miss him, or his roadkill breath.
    I had the same thing last night. For the first time in five years dancing, this one guy I had been talking to for several minutes turned to me and when I smelled his breath it straight up smelled like ass. I am very tolerant about stuff like that, but the guy was kinda rude and I knew he wasn't VIP material so I excused myself to go to the ladies room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corgan View Post
    i'm usually good to go with a custy's bad breath... but man o man... there was this one guy...

    i don't know what he did to have such stinky breath, but it was UNBEARABLE. like, vomit mixed with burning tire. i actually covered my nose and pretended i was blowing it the first time i met him. the second time i just dealt with it to get a dance, but oh no, he was an infamous touch all you can for free guy. i don't miss him, or his roadkill breath.
    LMFAO at you blowing your nose.... hahahhah
    I cant deal with it. ugh. ive tried. but i have a light stomach.

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    How about some dudes breath smelled like coochie i high tailed away from him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by minnow View Post
    lg876- IYO, is it generally a long term habit (smoking, tob. chewing, gum problems, etc), or could eating spicy meal do it?? I almost always have chewing gum/ mints, but thats a short term fix. Bathroom troll @ better clubs has gum, mint, & mouthwash- I'm leery of the later, don't know who might have used directly from bottle vs cups. Of course if near home/hotel, I'll brush & rinse, but sometimes the press of events/location precludes that. From my end, I've occasionally run across dancers w. halotosis, probably combo of being smoker & eating on the run w/o brushing, or using products.

    Chronic halitosis is generally from a problem that's going on. The most common that I see is from periodontal disease (gum disease-where bacteria invade below the gumline, form tartar that the bacteria grow on and destroy the bone & gum supporting the teeth). Gum disease if probably the worst halitosis I've ever smelled! I don't have to even look inside someone's mouth to know they have gum disease.

    Now, halitosis can also be from not brushing & flossing, again from the bacteria and it's also a good idea to brush your tongue because a lot of bacteria stick there. It can also be from a stomach condition as well, but I don't know what kind. Now of course cigarettes, onions, garlic, etc. will can halitosis as well along with severe dental cavities.

    The best way to prevent bad breath is brush 2x/ day, floss once per day, see a dentist for a dental cleaning at least twice per year and get regular physicals from your family physician. Oh, and avoid the foods that cause bad breath and avoid cigarette smoking. Yes, mouthwash, mints, gum, etc. does mask bad breath, it doesn't get rid of it and it can actually make it worse because of the sugar in it making the bacteria grow in your mouth. A good thing to do if you're not near a toothbrush is to swish your mouth out with water real good, that will wash away the bacteria and sugar free mints or sugar free gum.

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    if he tips well I dont say anything.

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    ^ me either! but my roadkill guy didn't even tip on stage! he was one i sat down with and tried to make a sale, yada yada.

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    I just found a site. Quiet useful.
    You can send emails anonymously to them:

    http://www.badbreathogram.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corgan View Post
    i'm usually good to go with a custy's bad breath... but man o man... there was this one guy...

    i don't know what he did to have such stinky breath, but it was UNBEARABLE. like, vomit mixed with burning tire. i actually covered my nose and pretended i was blowing it the first time i met him. the second time i just dealt with it to get a dance, but oh no, he was an infamous touch all you can for free guy. i don't miss him, or his roadkill breath.
    There was a guy like that at the club I started dancing at. Not only did he smell like he'd thrown up on himself rihgt before coming in, he'd try and get whatever girl he wanted to bug for the night do jump through 20 zillion hoops to get his $20 dance. Ridiculous. It quickly got to a point where no mater how dead the club was when he'd come in, I'd always manage to not see him nodding for me to come over.

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