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    This is good.
    Tonight a guy had me in vip for 3 songs/100 and was trying to get me to meet up with him OTC. Trying hard.
    I told him, "Honey, this isn't a battle you're going to win. I'd get fired if I went home with you."

    So what does he say?
    "Well I'm not doing this for me! I'm doing this for YOU!"

    I bust up laughing.
    He keeps trying to convince me.

    "NO! Really! You'd get so much pleasure out of me!"


    Love it!

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    I had a guy like that the other night. He kept insisting he ALWAYS gets girls off when they dance for him......uh, yeah right. Every time he'd ask me if I was enjoying it I'd just smile and nod, but internally I wanted to gag.

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    what a sicko.. i can stand guys like that.... take the money and run....

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    Hahahah hey at least he was original in his approach.







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    how they think we would actually enjoy them will never cease to be a HUGE mystery...
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    Hah! This is when you tell him, "I have this really messed up fetish. It's the only way I can get off and I don't think you can help me . . . I only get horny when I've tucked a few benjamins in my thong; it's a money fetish. Sigh. No one understands."

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    ^^I'm going to use that next time!!! Susan you're so at this stuff.

    Its like yea uh thanks - me a favor? Wow...geee wowzers never thought of that?! </sarcasm>
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    "I'm doing this for YOU!" Hehehe
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    OMG..I've had guys say this. Of course...they can never quite find an answer when I say "If you are all that and a bag of chips....why arent you out getting laid by a gaggle of supermodels right now? Why would you come in here and pay to see what is OBVIOUSLY thrown at you 24/7?"

    Usually when they get THAT pushy about OTC, they arent spending any more money on me anyway...so once I determine that I tell them there is no way they could ever satisfy me because I'm a lesbian and get physically sick at the thought of penis.

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    susan omg that's fantastic! money fetish. i love it! he he he!

    Love it!

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    I got that a lot.

    So fuckin annoying.

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    LMAO!!!

    I can totally relate. A few months ago I had a client who was so drunk and so loose with his money. He kept on telling me we were going to meet OTC for some fun. I kept on telling him it is not something I do. He just did not seem to 'get it' so i finally gave up and started to play him. I walked out of the club that night with $1,000 in my pocket plus I was generous with his wallet and spread the wealth around. I was literally walking around the club with him tipping everyone in sight. I figured I was having a good night and the other girls (only 2 there) were not making money (it was a holiday and there were not as many guys there). He was so drunk and honestly believed we were going back to his place afterwards.

    That was an exceptional night for my butt fuck club, normally a good night is about $200.

    I have learned through my years working customer service that if someone does not get it and you have explained it clearly more then three times then they are SOL. You can't do anything about them not getting it so you may as well give up.



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    I had one who said "you will be safe with me, you don't need to be worried any more"

    and I don't know why but I said "do you have the maps?!"

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