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    Just a little story I wanted to share with all of you. Last night we had to do an extravaganza (sell the clubs merchandise during two songs) and this guy waves me over to dance for him. No one else wsa biting and the time limit to find a customer was just about up so it was perfect. Until I got there.

    Those shorts! Those little silky, shiny, thin running shorts! So I stand there looking down at him take off my top and say;

    "Wow, those are some pretty fancy shorts you have on. Are you a runner?"

    (turned around and bent over, wiggled ass)
    "Nooo, I mean, I ran in college a bit."

    (turned back around to face him)
    "Oh, I see, were you jogging earlier then?"

    (turned around, wiggle ass)
    "Uh yah...earlier I was."

    (Faced him)
    "MmmHmm. And did you take a shower, or did you come straight here from your jog?"

    (ass)
    "Oh, I showered."

    (face)
    "And then you put your fancy little shorts back on?"

    (ass)
    "uhm...."
    (Looking at him from between the legs)
    "You're gross. You know you're gross right?"
    "uhm..."

    (face)
    "Because either you enjoy wearing sweaty, dirty shorts to a strip club, or you enjoy wearing those stupid, silky, thin, little shorts to a strip club, and either way....it's gross. Do you wear those to the strip club so we can feel your erection?"
    "well....I do get excited...but I can't help it, you all are just so amazing"
    "What's amazing is that you actually believe your own bullshit. By the way...the two songs are over, here's your T-shirt, that's $20."





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    I love you EE.

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    LOL!! As soon as I saw the title, I got a huge grin on my face--I knew it would be a great story!!

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    LoL Well played, EE!

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    EE, you have the best stories!!

    Umm, CCT I presume? Good or bad??

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    Next time, tell him running shorts cost extra.

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    LR, yep..CCT. It's okay. Still nothing to get too excited about though.




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    Hell Yeah!!! You tell 'em!!!

    Custies didn't believe my thread about sweatpants / shorts. http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=99564

    I hope they wise up...
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    ^ Yeah that thread was so funny. There was that guy in there saying stuff like "whatever missy, girls totally love my running shorts." Haha, well done EE, I love it.

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    You should save all your funny little stories and put them in a book one day. I'd buy it!!

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    You didn't!!! Wow. I have so much admiration for you!!! I hope one day I can vocalize all my inner rantings like you did!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LatinaRose View Post
    You should save all your funny little stories and put them in a book one day. I'd buy it!!
    Ya never know!




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    That is freaking hysterical EE! Good for you!

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    haha how awesome is that. I hope i have the courage/lines some day to be able to confront people like that


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    I think that shit all the time, just never have the balls to say it...that must have felt great!! Curious, did he hang out after the encounter, or did you shame him into leaving?

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    go you! thats awesome.


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    Quote Originally Posted by holiday View Post
    You didn't!!! Wow. I have so much admiration for you!!! I hope one day I can vocalize all my inner rantings like you did!
    Who are you telling. I hope to one day be able to voice my opinions out in the open with customers.







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    love it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyssa Lynn View Post
    I think that shit all the time, just never have the balls to say it...that must have felt great!! Curious, did he hang out after the encounter, or did you shame him into leaving?
    He stuck around for a little bit longer....I saw him still sitting there a few songs later. With his slinky pants and free T-shirt.

    I've never understood how guys can wear shorts shorter than a woman's pair of shorts when they have body parts that hang lower than ours....*shudder* grosses me out!

    I was in a fiesty mood that night though...a guy threw a few wadded up dollars at me on stage so I went over to him and said with a pouty face "Baby...do I look like your puppy?" No. "Then stop trying to get me to fetch your shit and tip me like a man."




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    Quote Originally Posted by cinammonkisses View Post
    Who are you telling. I hope to one day be able to voice my opinions out in the open with customers.
    It's amazing what you can get away with saying when you say it with a smile. Every now and then I have to just let it out...truly, it's for my sanity and their safety.




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