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    That's what a custie told me the other night while starring admiringly at it hahaha

    In the spirit of the nastiest/nicest thing said to you by a custie thread let's hear the funniest, weirdest, most random thing said to you by a custie.
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    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    along those same lines, I once got "wow, you're really HUNG for a chick."

    WTF?????? GAH! way to make a girl feel sexy and feminine....

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    Well, I've also been complimented on my pussy. Also compliments for my bellybutton.

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    "Wow, you're the kinda girl makes a guy wanna brush his teeth."



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    LoL i've gotten the pussy one many times...

    I've also gotten the belly button one... some guy was trying to convince me he was a modeling agent for belly button models and I would be the perfect belly button model

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    Ooooh! Some guy tipped me ten bucks to stick MY finger in my belly button. That was such a WTF moment.
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    Ahaha Kitty was that in TBay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Callyish View Post
    Ahaha Kitty was that in TBay?
    Not even! At least that would have been slightly acceptable but it was at Teasers one night. That one had me scratching my noodle for a LONG time afterwards.
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    nice knees. definitely nice knees.

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    "I like your frontal lobe."

    ORLY?

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    Haha. I have another one although it happened to a girl I used to work with not me.

    She was a young dancer (19ish I think) and an older man asked her for a dance. As she was walking him to the dance area he said "you're just my type" and she said thanks and he said "You look just like my granddaughter" WTF????
    Quote Originally Posted by Corgan View Post
    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    One guy bought a lap dance from me, fine. But then he wanted another, his only request was that I bend over in front of him the whole time. Not moving or anything. Just bend over. Easy money!!

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    "Your ass is a landmark on my journey through life."

    Definitely one of the weirdest I've ever heard, but also one of the most flattering.

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    'Your armpit smells better than the last girl I was with'


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    ^^^^
    Quote Originally Posted by Corgan View Post
    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    Haha. I have another one although it happened to a girl I used to work with not me.

    She was a young dancer (19ish I think) and an older man asked her for a dance. As she was walking him to the dance area he said "you're just my type" and she said thanks and he said "You look just like my granddaughter" WTF????
    I had a guy tell me I looked like a daughter, I assumed that was a total deal breaker, but no, he then asked if I'd like to give him a dance .

    But I don't think I've had any real WTF comments, at least not that I can think of.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Zinaida View Post
    One guy bought a lap dance from me, fine. But then he wanted another, his only request was that I bend over in front of him the whole time. Not moving or anything. Just bend over. Easy money!!
    I got that when I worked in the peepshow. He just wanted me to turn around and bend over. Okay easy enough.

    Oh heres a kind of weird one. A guy hands me $40 and then asks only that when I wake by him I "give hi, dirty looks like I want his cock". Then I never saw him after that, now thats easy money.


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    A guy the other day told me that when I leaned back on him my nipple reminded him of Mt. Hood. On a beautiful clear day.

    it was weird, but kind of cool the way he said it.

    I, of course, ended up making some bad joke about covering my boob with something white to look like snow.
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    I had one guy compliment me on my clit piercing.

    Which wouldnt be so odd...except for the fact that I dont have one..so i have no idea what he was looking at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Embyr View Post
    along those same lines, I once got "wow, you're really HUNG for a chick."

    WTF?????? GAH! way to make a girl feel sexy and feminine....

    LOL!!!! Ever since I had my baby, my vagina is a bit of a hanger itself. I'll be onstage (we're a nude club) and the guys will be looking at it with a confused look on their faces and then I'll go down to get a tip and they'll ask if I have it pierced. I'll tell them "nope, I just have big lips!" Sometimes they laugh and sometimes that confused look comes back on their faces. The girls like to make fun of my big lips too. Thank goodness I can laugh at myself!

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    When I got my clit pierced, and was working the first night, it called SOOOOO much attention to the kitty.
    From one guy.

    "DAMN! If you were a guy, you'd be killing WHALES with your dick!" I cant figure out if he meant i was a bitch, or if he was commenting on my relatively large inner labia....
    Oy.

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    I got a lot of flack for my labia when I worked at nude clubs. It really hurt my feelings. Kudos on being complimented. More guys should do that.
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    I wish there was an "auto-like" setting that I could just have applied to all of your posts Sophia....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    Haha. I have another one although it happened to a girl I used to work with not me.

    She was a young dancer (19ish I think) and an older man asked her for a dance. As she was walking him to the dance area he said "you're just my type" and she said thanks and he said "You look just like my granddaughter" WTF????
    That is fucking disgusting revolting old man fantasising about fucking his granddaughter urgh
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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    I had one guy compliment me on my clit piercing.

    Which wouldnt be so odd...except for the fact that I dont have one..so i have no idea what he was looking at.
    maybe he was hallucinating LOL
    Quote Originally Posted by Corgan View Post
    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    "wow, you've got the nicest little pussy i've seen for.... about two weeks!"

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