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    now i know this is a game of deception and playing nice and acting interested, but you know sometimes, you're just not feeling it.

    it was the end of my shift the other night, and i was talking to this ex marine. we'd been talking for awhile, but i was pretty much ready to go, and after my last set i told him i was gonna get dressed and go home.

    him: "before you go, can i get your number?"

    me: "i don't give it out. sorry."

    him: "well can i give you mine?"

    me: "i'm not going to call you."

    he COULD NOT BELIEVE IT. not that i wasn't going to call him, but that i straight up told him. he got a little defensive but then we laughed about it, and he gave me his card anyway.

    i wasn't lying though. i'm still not gonna call that son of a bitch.

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    *thats* you being mean!! sheesh!

    i poured a custys burbon and coke all over his white shirt-he was being an absolute cock. i threw a guys cellphone so it smashed into a few pieces one night...he tried saying his dad was a lawyer and hed sue me, funny,cos i could counter sued back with the face he illegally took nude photos of me. ive slapped loads of guys in the face for breaking rules and stuff.... i have done anything in ages tho.

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    ^^
    I need you at my club to deal with those annoying mobile phone assholes!!

    My friend says a similar funny thing to guys who offer their numbers, she says it so innocently too "You can give it to me but I'm just going to throw it in the bin".

    The meanest I've ever been to a custy was a fat guy who I overheard critisising my breasts for being to small, I approach with 2 other dancers and we basically tore him a new asshole. I told him that he must be proud that his tits are bigger than mine then I said "I'm sure you have a really hot woman waiting for you at home don't you?" then walked off laughing.

    I felt a bit bad afterwards but i had had enough that night and I realise I'm not every customers taste but to shout out comments like that is just fucked up.
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    I wear glasses but when I danced, I'd take them off (can't do contacts).

    One night as I'm leaving, I have my glasses on so I can drive. I walk past a custy who says to me...

    Him: "you look better with your glasses off"

    Me: "gee that's funny cuz' YOU look better with my glasses off too!"

    Shut that dumb fucker right up.

    Ok, so maybe not the meanest...I've been involved in physical altercations with custies as well, but this one always sticks out in my mind because his friends never let him live it down for weeks after!

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    A guy had something very very nasty and mean to one of my good friends, upsetting her quite a bit. So I walked by and "accidently" swung my hip into the back of his head, sending his hat flying off in front of him. As I bent over to help him get it, apologizing repeatedly I "accidently" knocked his beer into his lap. While apologizing for being so clumbsy I "accidently" stepped on his toe.

    When it was all over with I said "Gosh I'm really sorry about all that. What was your name again?" so and so "Hi, my name is Karma."




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    Honestly, the most effective response I've ever had to a customer being mean to me was to cry. Not very dignified, and I can't just do it on demand - so it really doesn't happen that often. But if you start to cry, everyone in the place will turn to look at him accusingly, his friends will disown him (as opposed to just being embarrassed that he is in an altercation) and everyone takes your side.

    I've usually been a more than a little tipsy when this happens.
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    Being mean puts me in too bad a mood to hustle. I've done it a few times, though. If I'm going to say something mean, I like to lean in and whisper it in their ear in a sexy voice, so it takes it a second to register that I'm not just murmuring sweet nothings. The look on their voice when they realize I just called them a cheap prick and told them to take their hands off my ass is priceless.

    Girlinterrupted might remember this: once while dancing in Dallas for a week there was a table of Middle Eastern guys who came in every day and propositioned every girl who walked by to come with them to their hotel room. Finally, on the last day I was there, one of them asked me for a dance. As soon as I started dancing, he started trying to hump my ass like a nasty little lap dog, so I slowly danced further and further away, and he kept sliding down in his chair and thrusting his hips at me, trying to make contact with my ass. I kept edging away little by little until -- YES!-- he fell out of his chair. It was priceless. He didn't buy anymore dances.

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    ^^^Thats awesome!




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    ^Hehehhehehe, that made me giggle!^




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    I work in a club where I rarely ever see the same customer again and at times can be full of total douchebags. This at first led me to be really rude as I never suffered the consequences. Now I just ignore and move on and stay in a good mood.

    However, that being said my most recent indiscretion was me approaching a guy going into my schpeel and him responding with the infamous, "I don't get dances, you see I'm married"

    My reply, "Then go home and look at your fat wife for free".

    I got that little gem from here and had been dying to use it! It actually put me in a great mood!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DylanAngel View Post
    I wear glasses but when I danced, I'd take them off (can't do contacts).

    One night as I'm leaving, I have my glasses on so I can drive. I walk past a custy who says to me...

    Him: "you look better with your glasses off"

    Me: "gee that's funny cuz' YOU look better with my glasses off too!"

    Shut that dumb fucker right up.
    i love this!!!

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    I was spinning on my back and my shoe went flying by this guy... he grabs it and starts to run out of the club. I grabbed my other shoe and threw it at him and clocked him in the head really hard.

    Okay that wasn't mean but it was funny.

    Umm.. mean... OH!

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    Damn you guys are good. I need get some quick comeback skills!! I have like, none. I'm going to do a search on "comebacks". In the meanwhile, if anyone has any good ones for my most hated, and most used, cutomer line, please tell me!
    Here's the line....

    (Guy who has been in the club for an hour or more, I try to sell a dance):

    "No thank you, I JUST got here"

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    Okay - if a guy doesn't want a dance from you, there is no need to force him to say "Look, it's just you, okay? It's not that I just got here at all." But if you are trying to be charming you could try: "Then it's a good thing I stopped by. We are being very efficient right now." You have to say it like you think it's funny or else they won't get it. Customers are like babies - they don't hear what you say, they are just listening to your tone.
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    i don't think what the OP said was mean at all. i say it all the time, and a few have actually appreciated the honesty. As for myself, one time i puched a guy in the face after he pissed me off and was very aggressive during a lapdance. Then he started tearing up and i started laughing at him. Looking back, i can see how it was not a good situation to be in and it could have turned really bad.

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    The worst thing I have done?

    customer takes out his camera phone and snaps a shot. I take out my palm treo and snap a shot of him and say, "I'll be passing this on to your wife".



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    I've broken camera phones.

    I broke a guys finger when he didnt seem to understand "DONT finger me"

    I had one guy that I was just a blatent bitch too. Told him that he better buy me a drink because if I had to listen to his crap any longer, I needed to numb my brain with alcohol. I also told him he was completely worthless and the only thing about him that was of any use at all was his wallet. He must have liked it though..I made almost a grand off him.

    Honestly...I'm pretty mean to custies. Not right away...but if they give me any reason at all I'm not shy about speaking my mind and telling them what asshats they are. Funny enough....the bitchier I am the more money I make.

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    Reminds me of these exchanges ...

    Mr. Smooth: "I'd like to hit that."
    Me: "Honey, the only thing I long for you to hit is the gym."

    Mr. Debonair: "I've got room for you in my pants."
    Me: "There must not be much in there then."

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    Cameron u sound like my two best friends from work. One of them just cracks me up with the comments she says to custies and she sells so many dances by being bitchy to custies, they must like it
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    Heh the customer who ripped out my eyebrow ring... I feel sorry for.

    I went into a blind rage.. he had been mean to me from the beginning trying to finger me and calling me nasty names when I was dancing for him n shit... well when he ripped out my eyebrow ring I went into a blind rage and started kicking the shit out of him... he crawled away bleeding...


    God there have been so many times I can't even think of them now because they all mush together...

    Yet people still think I look sweet innocent and harmless

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
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    Cameron u sound like my two best friends from work. One of them just cracks me up with the comments she says to custies and she sells so many dances by being bitchy to custies, they must like it

    LOL. I guess. I even warn guys that I'm a bitch....of course..then I warned you so all bets are off if you piss me off!

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    A guy pulled me towards him onto the couch one time when I was standing with one foot on the couch. I fell with my fingers into his eyeballs.

    Another guy asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up and I said honestly, a lawyer. He said, "No, seriously." So I slapped him across the face really hard.

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    Cally someone ripped out your eyebrow ring? Egads. I think you were very nice to him considering the circumstances
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    Knees and heels to guys who try to stick fingers where they should not go.

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    i smack some guy who kept trying to grop the girls on stage with a stage towel. i bent down ttake my tip and told him to keep his hands off. he smelled really bad. he went in for the grab and i stood up and said loudly dont touch me you stink and smacked him in the face with the stage towel.

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