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    THERE'S A NEW DRUG CALLED JENKEM HITTING THE U.S. . . THAT'S MADE OUT OF FERMENTED HUMAN WASTE

    Today, we're going to tell you about a new drug that's starting to hit the U.S. It's called JENKEM. And it is, in fact, the single STUPIDEST drug that we've ever heard of.

    Jenkem is an inhalant form of. . . FERMENTED HUMAN WASTE.

    Human waste. . . both pee and fecal matter. . . are put in a jar, and covered with a balloon.

    Then, the person making the jenkem puts the jar in the sun for several hours or days.

    When the stuff in the jar ferments, it separates and releases a gas. . . which is captured in the balloon. Then, a jenkem user inhales the gas.

    Apparently, the high is STRONG and euphoric. . . like doing cocaine AND hallucinating.

    The high lasts about 20 minutes. . . but makes you feel out of it for several hours or days.

    You also have the taste of RAW SEWAGE in your mouth for days.

    Jenkem has been around in Africa and other third-world countries for a while. . . they don't have money for most "regular" drugs, so they improvise. . . but now, it's starting to hit the U.S.

    Some slang terms for jenkem: Winnie, runners, fruit from the crack pipe, Leroy Jenkems, might, waste. . . and, our favorite. . . BUTTHASH. (Sedalia, Missouri, Police Department Bulletin)

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    Thats about as fucked up as a football bat !

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    Okay, this is knowledge I could have done without.

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    EWWWWW! I just woke up and this is what I get
    You also have the taste of RAW SEWAGE in your mouth for days.
    God, I'm hoping this is urban legend or something.
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    Well, this is just the kind of thing that kids eating Jimson weed seeds need to hear about.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Fermented-farts

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    I find this so disturbing.
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    What is more infinite than time and space? Stupid, it is vast and all encompassing.

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    So, I guess if you were going to do it at least inhale your own shit and urine.

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    oh, my.

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    I googled it, as I've never heard of it, curious exactly what the psychoactive ingredient is. Somebody on another forum is suggesting it's ethylene.

    The practice appears to be unique to Zambia. How incredibly sad that their living conditions are so terrible that they resort to this.

    It's odd that there is nothing on snopes regarding this nor on erowid.

    "It is cheap, potent and very popular among the thousands of street-children in Lusaka. When they cannot afford glue or are too scared to steal petrol, these youngsters turn to Jenkem as a way of getting high. "It lasts about an hour", says one user, 16-year-old Luke Mpande, who prefers Jenkem to other substances.
    "With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with Jenkem, I see visions. I see my mother who is dead and I forget about the problems in my life."






    I know some of you view this as grotesque or even funny, but it just makes my heart cry.


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    At least its cheaper and maybe legal?




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    Probably good for the environment.....reduce, reuse, recycle!
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    sad and nasty. but i want to see some one do it, just one time

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    ^why don't you piss and shit in a jar, pop a balloon on it and try it out yourself? We'll all be waiting for your detailed report.


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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveSexMoney View Post
    ^why don't you piss and shit in a jar, pop a balloon on it and try it out yourself? We'll all be waiting for your detailed report.
    Actually i would like two reports

    write one while you are high and then when you have sobered!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kitty260 View Post
    Probably good for the environment.....reduce, reuse, recycle!
    Good Point..but still, how foul



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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveSexMoney View Post
    ^why don't you piss and shit in a jar, pop a balloon on it and try it out yourself? We'll all be waiting for your detailed report.
    LoveSexMoney, not to quote you on you're own quote but..."Good things come to those who make shit happen".
    I might be wrong, but maybe Jenkem is their only ability of doing just that.

    Not to answer a question with a question, but who was it that decided one day: "Hey, let's grind some wheat up, mix eggs, and water in it. Then will put it in a box of fire and see what happens." Ya know, just shits and giggles.....



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    Hey, yeah....how the HELL did someone think of making this stuff? I mean, seriously. How would think of a combination like that being used to get high?
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    Quote Originally Posted by holiday View Post
    ...God, I'm hoping this is urban legend or something...
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    Quote Originally Posted by showmethemoney View Post
    LoveSexMoney, not to quote you on you're own quote but..."Good things come to those who make shit happen".
    I might be wrong, but maybe Jenkem is their only ability of doing just that.
    yeah my own quote weirded me out in this thread.


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    Not an urban legend. Mentioned on wiki and then a few books from there...

    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem

    WTF!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kitty260 View Post
    Hey, yeah....how the HELL did someone think of making this stuff? I mean, seriously. How would think of a combination like that being used to get high?
    Well if you think about it, alcohol isn't so appetizing either. Wine? Hey, let's drink the juice of rotten grapes!



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    Quote Originally Posted by hardkandee View Post
    Well if you think about it, alcohol isn't so appetizing either. Wine? Hey, let's drink the juice of rotten grapes!
    At least it starts as something appetizing!
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