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    Several recent SW threads about relationships, including Cypress Shade's triggered the memory of what an ex-girlfriend's sister once shared with a group of our friends.

    At the time, she was engaged to a freakishly happy, attentive and obedient man she had affectionately nicknamed "Creature." With a 100% sincerity, she stated:

    "Keeping Creature interested in me isn't complicated. It's just four words: 'Slow head every morning'..."

    Almost 20 years later, they're still together. True story...

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    I adopted this mantra a longgg time ago. At least when they deserve it.

    Which poses the question, which comes first: the slow head every morning, or them actually deserving it?
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    Default Re: "Slow head every morning"

    Well, I have only to feed, water, and pet my cat ... he is very content and devoted. Still, I'm not sure yet if he has a really good life or just doesn't know any better... hmmm.

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    Default Re: "Slow head every morning"

    Quote Originally Posted by JustJayda View Post
    Which poses the question, which comes first: the slow head every morning, or them actually deserving it?
    Daaamn, JJ!

    ^^^Snatched for siggy quote!

    That ranks with "What came first, the chicken or the egg?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post
    Daaamn, JJ!

    ^^^Snatched for siggy quote!

    That ranks with "What came first, the chicken or the egg?"
    lol! Right! ....I really wanna know though!!!

    Do you start doing it to get them to act right, or do you wait till they act right to start doing it?

    I take head very seriously, so I need to know which attitude I should have when I am at work down there!

    Right now, I suck dick/give head for my pleasure, and if he(occassionally she) gets off, good for him/her.

    So should I be denying myself the pleasure of prowess until they behave? Or find gratification in knowing that in each tonsil tickling thrust, I am brain-washing him!?!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustJayda View Post
    Do you start doing it to get them to act right, or do you wait till they act right to start doing it?...

    Right now, I suck dick/give head for my pleasure, and if he (occassionally she) gets off, good for him/her.

    So should I be denying myself the pleasure of prowess until they behave? Or find gratification in knowing that in each tonsil tickling thrust, I am brain-washing him!?!?
    JJ:

    After reading your question again, I've deleted my original answer--"take satisfaction from turning them into brainwashed Jayda Krishnas"--and tried to consider it from the perspective of a woman who genuinely enjoys gummin' on the goodies...

    Since it's a pleasure for you to perform oral sex in the first place, it seems reasonable to train him/her at an early stage in the "honeymoon phase," when they're on their best behavior and haven't really had the opportunity to piss you off. You'll be happy to demonstrate your prowess, and they'll be eager to join Jayda's Oral Army...

    Then again, if Item #18 from the Glamour magazine article is to be believed, just the act alone should make "most men" pay attention:

    You don’t need “blow job technique.” This is not a skill you must read long magazine articles to master; for most men, the fact that you’re doing it at all is technique enough. How to make it more pleasant for you? Brush your teeth first. Everything will taste, ahem, fresher—and, bonus, he’ll enjoy a tingly sensation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post
    JJ:



    You don’t need “blow job technique.” This is not a skill you must read long magazine articles to master; for most men, the fact that you’re doing it at all is technique enough.
    And people wonder why men and women don't get along anymore. The only thing more retarded than this comment is that someone got paid to write it...I'm in the wrong business!

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    My boyfriend says I give him the best head he's ever had. In fact, I'm the first girl who has ever been able to get him off with head.
    You know how he trained me?
    He found deep throat porn and we watched them. He's narrate sayign stuff like...Oh see how she's doing that? That's good. Try that.
    Then when I'd give him head, he woudl give directions...

    Yes, you need technique.

    But...I HATE giving head. I am sure he woudl be the most well behaved, happy boy if he got head every day. But it feels like such a chore for me, and I hate doing it. I've been promising a blow job now for 2 months and still haven't gotten around to it.
    It doesn't turn me on, excite me..nothing. Giving head is like lickign my own arm. I get nothign out of it, and I ge bored and when I'm bored or not into it it takes him a lot longer to get off and then my mouth gets sore and my neck starts to hurt.

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    I used to love giving head until I was with K. But his cock is so thick it hurts my jaw, and he likes a lot of hard sucking, which hurts my jaw even more. I have a small mouth and it's uncomfortable to keep my teeth out of the way; it's like deep-throating a soda can. I'd love to get him off with my mouth but I just can't do it that long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I used to love giving head until I was with K. But his cock is so thick it hurts my jaw, and he likes a lot of hard sucking, which hurts my jaw even more. I have a small mouth and it's uncomfortable to keep my teeth out of the way; it's like deep-throating a soda can. I'd love to get him off with my mouth but I just can't do it that long.




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    You know what, I take that back. It's not like deep-throating a soda can. It's like making a tiny hole in the bottom of the can and trying to suck all the soda out while making sure your teeth never touch the can. I love a thick cock for everything else, but hard sucking on it is exhausting!

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    Default Re: "Slow head every morning"

    What did Samantha say on Sex and the City?

    "Honey, they don't call it a job for nuthin'!"


    I do enjoy giving head, though... but I always like the guy to get ME off FIRST.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    You know what, I take that back. It's not like deep-throating a soda can. It's like making a tiny hole in the bottom of the can and trying to suck all the soda out while making sure your teeth never touch the can. I love a thick cock for everything else, but hard sucking on it is exhausting!
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    Nothing in this thread lived up to the title. Not that there wasn't cool discussion, it's just that nothing really could have.

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