So I have a friend.....![]()
Who might need to take a drug test for a new job. Does anyone know of anything that will clean out your system FOR SURE if you've been friendly with Mary Jane ?
So I have a friend.....![]()
Who might need to take a drug test for a new job. Does anyone know of anything that will clean out your system FOR SURE if you've been friendly with Mary Jane ?





a capful of bleach. not joking, sadly. but it has worked for some hardcore potheads i've known who had the test on monday and were pretty desperate sunday night.
if you aren't crazy, though, a lot of people find drinking tons of water dilutes things so that the urine test results aren't conclusive enough for a positive.




Head shops (i.e. smoke shops) usually sell juice labelled from casual to hardcore pothead which will flush/mask drugs out of the system and will give you a negative drug test within the same day of the drug test (if it is known precisely when the test will be, that helps significantly).
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unfortunately, there aren't many options left.... taking the "drug store miracle cleaners" doesn't quite work anymore because most companies check for creatins at the same time they check for the drugs..... so the fixs aren't fixes anymore
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The water thing, combined with maybe the herbal remedies, might work.
Drink enough water and it will dilute it so that the results are inconclusive--I hope.
It really pisses me off that the least harmful drug out there, far less costly and/or dangerous to the casual, after work user than getting shitfaced and showing up drunk or hungover, is the one most aggressively tested for.
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Herbalclean makes a huge, awful tasting liquid chug-alug thing.. I sold it for a year and half as manager of a GNC (still sold at GNC's) and it works 100% of the time as long as you follow the directions.
I always told my skeptical customers to come back and see me if it didn't work... or if it did.... not one person ever failed. You must be clean for 48 hrs before using it. It has HUGE ridiculous amounts of b-vittles along w/ herbs of various sorts that both cleanse the body and mask certain toxins. My best ***** recommendation.
and don't get the pills.... get the big bottle of liquid. Q-carbo or something.
I saw a show on this the other day . They said if you know you are going to have to take a test , STOP DOING DRUGS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW , and flush ,flush , flush ! If I remember correctly it was three days to get weed and x out but if you were doing herion or coke.....good luck cause it was going to be there awhile !
And just hope all they are going to do is a pee test cause if they do a hair snip test it can go WAY back to check on ya !
Drinking a ton of water massively dilutes urine which means when they test you the baseline creatine levels are fucked up. They'll label results as inconclusive and then generally offer a hair test.
I know at least three people personally who've used products from http://passyourtest.com/ and they all passed.



THC (what they look for) half-life is about 4 to 12 days. You need to stop at least 30 days prior to the screening to make yourself pass, even if you are a frequent user.
Any other questions, just ask, but waiting is just about the only surefire way that will make you pass. Doing anything else (bleach, lots of water, claimed drinks) will just dilute or contaminate your urine further, and the tests will come up as inconclusive. Then they'll schedule another test, or take a hair sample.
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My ex would take Niacin and drink a bunch of water. He smoked up to a week before and always passed. Niacin is a vitamin supplement and you can get it at GNC. Google for instructions or check the GrassCity.com forums. Actually you should probably be asking this question over there. Its a huge pot forum, one of the largest forums in the world.
Oh yeah, Niacin makes you get flushed and hot, it can be uncomfortable.
Just hope it's a urine test. If they test your hair, you're fucked.
Oh, and Dusterpilot, marijuana stays in your system MUCH longer than coke. Coke is completely gone in a couple of days, so I think your information is inaccurate.
I HAD TO DRUG TEST AT COURT AND WHAT WORKED FOR ME WAS A GALLON OF EITHER/OR CRANBERRY/ GRAPFRUIT JUICE AND A A TINY BIT LESS THAN A SHOT GLASS OF CLOROX BLEACH SOUNDS CRAZYBUT CHEA DEFINETLY WORKED MIND U GOTTA DRINK THAT WHOLE GALLON PLUS MADD WATER ALL DAY OR THE DAY BEFORE DEPENDS ON WHAT TIME THE PERSON HAS TO GO IN
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Um clorox will kill you!? How could you rec. something that might kill a person?
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If it's a urine testyour best bet is get someoenes elses pee that you know is clean. Have them pee in a little pill bottle and hide it in your panties, as close to your body as possible. Nestle it in between your pussy lips. It's gotta stay at body temp. or they'll know it's not yours. This is the only way to know 100% there are no drugs in the pee. Flushing out your system may work, may not. It's taking a risk.
If it's a hair test your screwed.
I used to sell my pee, lol. So I know this way works, as long as you keep it at body temp.





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Check your local head shop. I had a friend who worked at one, and apparently the masking products there work so well that they've got repeat customers who come in on a regular basis. And these people are truckers, on parole, etc, so they need something that'll work for sure. I wish I knew of a specific product to suggest, but I've never had to use one. Yet.
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