Results 1 to 11 of 11

Thread: I ALMOST fell for it...

  1. #1
    Veteran Member hearts's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2006
    Location
    PDX, OR
    Posts
    447
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 22 Times in 8 Posts

    Default I ALMOST fell for it...

    I had an almost full rack. Two younger guys were sitting together and did not tip me for my first song, although I did dance in front of them a bit (I give a one-song chance to tip before I say something). Halfway through the second song, they get up still having not tipped and head to the bar. As they get up I said really loudly, "Hey, thanks for the tips guys, that was really nice of you!" in a really sarcastic tone. They looked embarrassed, and hurried over to the bar. They came back on my third song and motion me over. One of them says "Why did you do that? Didn't you see the twenty my buddy threw on stage?" I simply replied. "No silly, I didn't. It would help if you put it right in front of you instead of throwing it...then you'd get a great show." I proceeded to dance for everyone.
    I immediately went through my pile of money when I stepped offstage, and guess what? No twenty. Big fucking surprise...they had not tipped me a single cent my whole set.
    I walked over to them and said "There is no twenty. Nice trick guys, really you are true gentlemen." Then I walked away before they could respond. A few minutes later there was a knock on the DR door. It was the bouncer with one of the guys. He handed me a twenty without saying anything and walked away with his head down.

  2. #2
    Veteran Member Asurfael's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2007
    Location
    Finland
    Posts
    249
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default Re: I ALMOST fell for it...

    I would've probably fallen for it. Well done spotting it and telling the scumbags off!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jo Weldon
    I believe lots of men have the flip side of the coin when it comes to the "white knight" fantasy. They'd LOVE to be a white knight. But they usually don't really have it in them.

  3. #3
    cameron_keys
    Guest

    Default Re: I ALMOST fell for it...

    Awesome that you guilted him into giving it to you!!! Put your money where your big broke mouth is fucktwat!!!

  4. #4
    God/dess
    Joined
    Sep 2002
    Posts
    8,031
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 143 Times in 42 Posts

    Default Re: I ALMOST fell for it...

    Some jackass did this to me a few weeks ago! I felt bad for about 30 seconds before I realized he was a lying liar and a douchebag. But it did shame him into tipping after that.

  5. #5
    Featured Member
    Joined
    Dec 2005
    Location
    VIP Room
    Posts
    1,403
    Thanks
    1
    Thanked 77 Times in 43 Posts
    My Mood
    Happy

    Default Re: I ALMOST fell for it...

    Not to threadjack but last night at our Halloween party there were tons of fake money all over the floor that the club threw out earlier in the night as a gag joke. It was obviously fake just by looking at it. I saw some of them on the floor, folded long ways as some losers tried to tip some of the girls with the fake money! Cheap mofo's!! If a guy did that to me I would've killed him!!!! I hate these cheap losers that come in!
    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward View Post
    I only get horny when I've tucked a few benjamins in my thong; it's a money fetish.."

  6. #6
    Featured Member hot4ablackchick's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2006
    Location
    Ohio
    Posts
    1,346
    Thanks
    83
    Thanked 265 Times in 150 Posts

    Default Re: I ALMOST fell for it...

    WTF........I've never even heard of such a thing...Though I have had guys say they are going to "take care of me" when I go up to dance then give me less than five dollars
    CARMEN IS HOTT 4 A BLACK CHICK!!!!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    Why does he have a headset on his head, like Janet Jackson or some shit?
    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    why does Janet Jackson have a headset on her head?!

  7. #7
    God/dess Corgan's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Southeast Texas
    Posts
    4,735
    Thanks
    10
    Thanked 35 Times in 20 Posts
    My Mood
    Brooding

    Default Re: I ALMOST fell for it...

    ditto that, h4abc!

    did the bouncer make him give you the $20?

  8. #8
    Veteran Member hearts's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2006
    Location
    PDX, OR
    Posts
    447
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 22 Times in 8 Posts

    Default Re: I ALMOST fell for it...

    Quote Originally Posted by Corgan View Post
    ditto that, h4abc!

    did the bouncer make him give you the $20?
    No, he had gotten the bouncer to knock on the DR door for him. The bouncer was like "WTF was that all about?"

  9. #9
    Featured Member MinahSky's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2005
    Posts
    842
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 27 Times in 16 Posts

    Default Re: I ALMOST fell for it...

    Good for you. I used to do that as well. They know no dancer will go near them all night once they are pegged as cheap losers...

  10. #10
    God/dess Corgan's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Southeast Texas
    Posts
    4,735
    Thanks
    10
    Thanked 35 Times in 20 Posts
    My Mood
    Brooding

    Default Re: I ALMOST fell for it...

    ok ya'll this happenned to me tonight! this guy yelled at me, while i was getting naked for another guy's dance and was like "girl! i've been tryin' to get ahold of you all night!" to which i replied, "well, i've been on stage and haven't seen you once!" then he said "that's a lie, i tipped you a twenty!" so i remembered this thread, and i said, with my most nasty voice, "the only mother fucker that tipped me a god damn twenty was him!" and pointed to the man who did. that shut him up, and i felt proud

  11. #11
    Veteran Member hearts's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2006
    Location
    PDX, OR
    Posts
    447
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 22 Times in 8 Posts

    Default Re: I ALMOST fell for it...

    Quote Originally Posted by Corgan View Post
    ok ya'll this happenned to me tonight! this guy yelled at me, while i was getting naked for another guy's dance and was like "girl! i've been tryin' to get ahold of you all night!" to which i replied, "well, i've been on stage and haven't seen you once!" then he said "that's a lie, i tipped you a twenty!" so i remembered this thread, and i said, with my most nasty voice, "the only mother fucker that tipped me a god damn twenty was him!" and pointed to the man who did. that shut him up, and i felt proud
    OKAY...so maybe I am a conspiracy theory nut but this has me thinking...
    maybe this is a new trick these douches are sharing on the internet! BEWARE LADIES! Look out for this trick!

Similar Threads

  1. I fell over
    By Jezzebelle in forum Stripping (was Stripping General)
    Replies: 46
    Last Post: 08-13-2008, 12:36 PM
  2. toenail fell off..
    By miss marina in forum Body Business
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 07-01-2007, 10:43 PM
  3. Fell out of my chair
    By Ivy1979 in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 06-05-2007, 02:19 PM
  4. I fell..
    By Lysondra in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 04-02-2006, 11:56 PM
  5. I Fell
    By compugirl in forum Newbie Board
    Replies: 16
    Last Post: 02-09-2006, 09:18 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •