This isn't really a question, more of a cute scenario from last night...
At our stage the guys can lie backward, feet off the stage, arms out, and we will do a little air dance over there face. I don't like to let custies do this for only a dollar, give me a few, or a five, then yeah, come on up. Partly because it seems cheap and it wastes my time that I could be using to get other dollars. (The rule is when the DJ starts talking to say you are done you have to stop taking money.)
Sometimes however, a guy will just get up there without asking or you inviting. Particularly when we are busy or they are drunk. When they do this I proceed to make a big show out of "Did I say you could lay on MY stage?" I do the air dance and then lift there shirt to slap the crap out of their chests. The friends think it's funny so they throw more dollars and I get to vent a little.
Last night I did this to a dude and when I stepped off the stage he ran over and begged me for a lap dance. We only did one because all he wanted was for me to slap his chest! I'm sure the people sitting near the lap dance room heard every slap!
My hands hurt but i just thought it was humorous![]()






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