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    Default Re: Well, I managed to get laid, which is a start

    Quote Originally Posted by Sh0t View Post
    Isn't it about time for you to start your whine Djoser ^^
    WTF?

    If anyone is doing any whining, it's you--with your constant affirmation that people on SW are spineless--except you, of course.

    Having a backbone implies the ability to exercise restraint and self-discipline--something you certainly have no more of than I do.

    I have complained of a few guys constantly extolling their sexual wisdom and/or skill, especially in that last thread the OP started, it is true (in which you were only a minor participant). But that certainly seems no worse than this:

    Quote Originally Posted by Sh0t View Post
    ALL SW MALES CALLED OUT:

    Jay Zeno
    FBR
    The Other Owner
    xdamage
    Madcap


    Until you post pics, don't post anymore advice or anything. Especially no more sex or love advice


    And you still haven't explained what the fuck
    MAN UP NIGGA
    meant. Were you 'calling me out'? Is it some sort of challenge, or affirmation?



    I have posted pictures, but I don't feel that qualifies me to bore the fuck out of everyone with tedious and incessant descriptions of my sexual prowess.
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    Default Re: Well, I managed to get laid, which is a start

    The whine I'm referring to is this:

    Quote Originally Posted by djoser
    Thankfully I saw this now, and could reply before the inevitable onslaught of studly advice begins.
    TOO posted one of his usual sex god posts, so i was just anticipating your reaction.
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    Default Re: Well, I managed to get laid, which is a start

    C'mon people, Hatshepsut getting cock is a HAPPY occasion! Masturbate or engage in sexual acts in celebration of me! If anyone feels belligerent words coming ,then please stuff it with genitalia!

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    Default Re: Well, I managed to get laid, which is a start

    I'm happy for you darling, and I hope you are happy for me and what I just accomplished.
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    Default Re: Well, I managed to get laid, which is a start

    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    C'mon people, Hatshepsut getting cock is a HAPPY occasion! Masturbate or engage in sexual acts in celebration of me! If anyone feels belligerent words coming ,then please stuff it with genitalia!
    i'm happy for you!

    don't get me wrong, i would've been more happy if the cock you were getting was mine! but that's just the unevolved neanderthal man in me.

    heh-heh, sex god posts. i like that sh0t!

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    Default Re: Well, I managed to get laid, which is a start

    ^You can Fed-ex your penis to me. Who wrote that song about the detachable penis?

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    Default Re: Well, I managed to get laid, which is a start

    Quote Originally Posted by Sh0t View Post
    TOO posted one of his usual sex god posts, so i was just anticipating your reaction.
    That was a sex god post? Most of my posts in the thread have been encouraging Hat to stick it out for a much better partner for the long run.

    In the short run, this guy was enough. She actually seemed to like him a bit better in subsequent posts.

    The technique posts were generic, with the exception of a single paragraph referring to my past.

    I think you know my "sex god" posts are never on the board without private second-party affirmation. Perhaps you are confusing it with the erotica, which admittedly is not for everybody, but does get picked up and posted at other erotica sites.

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    Default Re: Well, I managed to get laid, which is a start

    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    ^You can Fed-ex your penis to me.
    ouch.

    nevermind.

    i think i just got a little less happy for you that you got cock. *assumes-crouch-position*

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    Default Re: Well, I managed to get laid, which is a start

    Quote Originally Posted by Sh0t View Post
    TOO posted one of his usual sex god posts, so i was just anticipating your reaction.
    Well, you anticipated wrong. I didn't whine about TOO's post, you just did.

    But this is extremely tiresome, and has nothing to do with the OP, which is cause for celebration, especially since she is now moving on to better things.

    And that's a great idea, I say!
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    Default Re: Well, I managed to get laid, which is a start

    YAY, Hatshepsut! You keep getting that dick!!!!!!!!!!



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    Default Re: Well, I managed to get laid, which is a start

    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    Who wrote that song about the detachable penis?
    King Missile.
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

    "I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott

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    Default Re: Well, I managed to get laid, which is a start

    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    C'mon people, Hatshepsut getting cock is a HAPPY occasion! Masturbate or engage in sexual acts in celebration of me! If anyone feels belligerent words coming ,then please stuff it with genitalia!
    Rubbing one out in your honor now, Hatshepsut. I hope you get some virtuoso very soon!
    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    ....And I_Luv_Dancers.....can I say that your post brought a tear to my mildly buzzed eye? Right on...you are so awesome, thank you for the post. I really needed to hear it, esp. after what's happening with someone close to me. Big hugs and tugs to you!

    Quote Originally Posted by asianlady View Post
    ........I have had pretty good sex with hot guys and surprisingly great sex from over weight old farts who made me very vocal which I am not usually

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