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    Funny story,

    About a month ago this very good looking trainer hit on me, and I explained that I was married and what not, and sort of blew him off. After a while we just sort of became chat buddies at the gym and one day he asks me what I do. "Stripper."

    He says to me, "Oh wow, huh, my wife and I have been to a few clubs before, if I ever saw you at one, well, let's just say she's kind of a jealous woman, so could you be cool, she might not like that we talk so much here."

    "Your Wife????" Ugh, dipshit.

    So, guess who came strolling into the club last night. Hot trainer and his wife. Ofcourse I go right up to the wife and start flirting with her outragously! Turns out her real name and my stage name are the same! Then I turn to hot trainer guy who is currently standing there with his jaw dragging on the ground. "And you are?"
    *stutter, stammer, stutter, trip over your own dick* "I'm bob*"

    I say, "geez Bob*, cat got your tongue? I knew I had a powerful effect on guys, but wow! But back to you sexy!" And I start flirting with the wife again.

    I kept it going so much that at the end of the night the wife asked if she could give me her number! "Sure!" turned to the trainer "as long as YOU'RE not the jealous type."


    Hehehe, the whole thing just made me laugh. Thought I'd share. Done.




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    heh heh... gotta love how it turns out sometimes!
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    ahahaha!! I love it..

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    Ack! I love your wit EE.

    *girlcrush*

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    Haha! That's brilliant!

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    That is fucking BRILLIANT!!! You should totally have a fling with the wife and not gie him any. Just 'cause....

    Would serve him right!

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    LOL, awesome idea Cam!

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    That's so rad!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    That is fucking BRILLIANT!!! You should totally have a fling with the wife and not gie him any. Just 'cause....

    Would serve him right!
    Duuuuuuuuuuuuude(ette)! I thought about this, really really did. Not only was this girl WAY hot, but she was fun! But my steadfast rule of play is; If I know they are in an untrusting relationship or have issues, I wont play. Period. *sigh* And I would say her being a jealous wife and him being a cheating husband (I wonder why she's jealous???) is a sure sign of issues.

    But OMGWOW, she was a yummy girl to dance for!




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    EE, you make me laugh on a daily basis, and I just want to say thank you. Daily.

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    Aahahahhahaha! Perfect!

    Have you seen him at the gym again?



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    That's great. Too bad you cant do the wife.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ExoticEngineer View Post
    Duuuuuuuuuuuuude(ette)! I thought about this, really really did. Not only was this girl WAY hot, but she was fun! But my steadfast rule of play is; If I know they are in an untrusting relationship or have issues, I wont play. Period. *sigh* And I would say her being a jealous wife and him being a cheating husband (I wonder why she's jealous???) is a sure sign of issues.

    But OMGWOW, she was a yummy girl to dance for!
    I wonder if she really is jealous, or he was just saying that because he was worried about her ginding out he came onto you. Jealous women aren't really the type to frequent strip clubs with their husbands.

    But that was brilliant!


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    EE has the BEST work stories. Who can forget the one about the little person or the armless, wheelchair-bound fellow who offered his rail tips in his mouth? What makes ALL these stories better, however, is EE's boundless good humor and kindness. I'm sure she doesn't always enjoy the job--just as I'm sure she's hard as nails when the situation calls for that--but she's always looking for ways to make the club special for herself and the custie. Bravo!

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    Fan. Freaking. Tastic. That's brilliant. Way to make her feel better too! He'll probably think twice before trying to be a sleazeball again.

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    Awe! CE! YOu make me want to hug you topless!

    No I haven't seen him at the gym yet, I haven't been there this weekend at all. But I'm prepared for amusement!

    And yes, it IS too bad I can't play with the wife. Good point about her probably not being jealous really. But she probably would be pissed he tried to hook up with me. Hehehe, either way it was fun!




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