Funny story,
About a month ago this very good looking trainer hit on me, and I explained that I was married and what not, and sort of blew him off. After a while we just sort of became chat buddies at the gym and one day he asks me what I do. "Stripper."
He says to me, "Oh wow, huh, my wife and I have been to a few clubs before, if I ever saw you at one, well, let's just say she's kind of a jealous woman, so could you be cool, she might not like that we talk so much here."
"Your Wife????"Ugh, dipshit.
So, guess who came strolling into the club last night. Hot trainer and his wife. Ofcourse I go right up to the wife and start flirting with her outragously! Turns out her real name and my stage name are the same! Then I turn to hot trainer guy who is currently standing there with his jaw dragging on the ground. "And you are?"
*stutter, stammer, stutter, trip over your own dick* "I'm bob*"
I say, "geez Bob*, cat got your tongue? I knew I had a powerful effect on guys, but wow! But back to you sexy!" And I start flirting with the wife again.
I kept it going so much that at the end of the night the wife asked if she could give me her number! "Sure!" turned to the trainer "as long as YOU'RE not the jealous type."
Hehehe, the whole thing just made me laugh. Thought I'd share. Done.



Ugh, dipshit.
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