I went to a wedding last night, a good friend from high school's wedding. The people we were put on a table with were sooooooooo awful. It practically ruined my night. One stupid bitch kept flirting with my boyfriend, she even touched the scar on his face - she said she thought it was lipstick and was trying to rub it off. Anyway she was fat and ugly so I wasn't threatened but I found it very disrespectful. He was sitting next to her and kept trying to move away (as close to the wall next to him would allow). Then she kept shouting "woohoo" during the speeches. Then our whole table (apart from us) kept braking into song (they are amateur theatre performers). Then she kept burping and trying to drink her water from the wrong side of the glass and was spilling it all over herself.
Anyway we left the table as soon as the dance floor got going.
So I thought it might be a fun idea for the thread to tell stories such as these where you are put on a table at a wedding with people who are, let's say different....




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