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    I went to a wedding last night, a good friend from high school's wedding. The people we were put on a table with were sooooooooo awful. It practically ruined my night. One stupid bitch kept flirting with my boyfriend, she even touched the scar on his face - she said she thought it was lipstick and was trying to rub it off. Anyway she was fat and ugly so I wasn't threatened but I found it very disrespectful. He was sitting next to her and kept trying to move away (as close to the wall next to him would allow). Then she kept shouting "woohoo" during the speeches. Then our whole table (apart from us) kept braking into song (they are amateur theatre performers). Then she kept burping and trying to drink her water from the wrong side of the glass and was spilling it all over herself.

    Anyway we left the table as soon as the dance floor got going.

    So I thought it might be a fun idea for the thread to tell stories such as these where you are put on a table at a wedding with people who are, let's say different....
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    aw shit,that sounds like a nightmare!

    my cousins getting married next year, and it will be my first wedding ever, i swear if anything like this happens,ill be downing that champage and getting outta there asap!!

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    OMG!!! That woman!!! her behavior is awful!!!! Was she drinking alc?




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    ^^
    yeh she was. I was so mad about it. It really ruined the night for me and it was one of my closest friend's weddings!!

    She had her own boyfriend who was sitting next to me - the way they set it up was you were sitting opposite your partner but next to you was a person of the opposite sex. She pretty much ignored her own man all night and flirted with mine - slut.
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    No horrible stories yet, other than having a wedding date who thought wearing no tie and Doc Martens somehow was acceptable wedding attire, and then he dared to comment on my social graces.

    My brother is getting married next November, and the colors are turquoise and orange. I am not kidding.
    "She held me close and whispered in my ear how wonderful I was. Since I'm not wonderful. I was pretty sure this was a trap. So I figured I'd better grope her as much as I could before they sprung the trap. You've got to take what you can get in this life. I read that in a magazine. So I started smearing kisses on her and pawing the front of her dress, trying to get my money's worth before somebody bashed my head in." John Swartzwelder

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aelfu_Gifu View Post
    My brother is getting married next November, and the colors are turquoise and orange. I am not kidding.
    those sound like horrible color combinations!




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    Quote Originally Posted by pookie View Post
    those sound like horrible color combinations!
    No kidding. I imagine the whole thing will play out like a John Waters film. Gay wedding: The white lawyer to the Portuguese real estate agent. The inspiration for the colors? School colors. Who uses school colors for a wedding? The men who get to wear normal black tuxes and have secret vendettas against the women in their wedding party.
    "She held me close and whispered in my ear how wonderful I was. Since I'm not wonderful. I was pretty sure this was a trap. So I figured I'd better grope her as much as I could before they sprung the trap. You've got to take what you can get in this life. I read that in a magazine. So I started smearing kisses on her and pawing the front of her dress, trying to get my money's worth before somebody bashed my head in." John Swartzwelder

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aelfu_Gifu View Post
    No kidding. I imagine the whole thing will play out like a John Waters film. Gay wedding: The white lawyer to the Portuguese real estate agent. The inspiration for the colors? School colors. Who uses school colors for a wedding? The men who get to wear normal black tuxes and have secret vendettas against the women in their wedding party.
    But.... This does give you the excuse to purposely wear a hideously coloured outfit... that would be funny!




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    that sounds horrible, jai! loud people like that who think everyone wants to hear what they have to say really piss me off.

    i've not really been to a lot of weddings, but i did go to one with my ex a few years ago. he was one of the grooms men, so he had to sit at the bridal table. i ended up being sat at a table with his parents, the grooms parents, and a whole bunch of other old people i didn't know. they were all really nice, but i was soooo bored that i ended up getting so fucking drunk on free champagne that i could barely even hold myself up. that was pretty embarrassing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pookie View Post
    But.... This does give you the excuse to purposely wear a hideously coloured outfit... that would be funny!
    Oh, the dress is the best part! When else can I justify buying an overpriced turquoise dress with an orange sash?
    "She held me close and whispered in my ear how wonderful I was. Since I'm not wonderful. I was pretty sure this was a trap. So I figured I'd better grope her as much as I could before they sprung the trap. You've got to take what you can get in this life. I read that in a magazine. So I started smearing kisses on her and pawing the front of her dress, trying to get my money's worth before somebody bashed my head in." John Swartzwelder

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    Seen my fair share of bad wedding guests.

    Though this doesn't relate to a bad wedding guest, but during my wedding the reception hall dropped the ball so bad that they had two cooks quit during the reception, put out food 3 hours late after it being announced, had a bartender not work the bar due to helping the one remaining chef (200+ people) on top of the bartender remaining charging people $5 for drinks when it was an open bar all night. Not to mention they knew in advance the beers we liked and did not have most in stock, including the ingredients for Irish Car Bombs which they knew would be the guys' toast drink for the toast. The list goes on and on and on and on... long story short, we ended up getting 2/3 of our money back from them and were damn lucky that the DJs kicked so much ass that everyone still had a good time. Just goes to prove that everyone getting upset about the reception and how their wedding goes need to focus on the wedding itself and the fact that they are now married as opposed to worrying about all the unimportant things.

    Luckily we still had a blast, and I'd put up some pictures but I'm still waiting on the photographers pictures back.
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    The worst wedding I remember was my best friend from college getting married to a Polish girl from Chicago. She is now a good friend too, but the Polish get all worked up about weddings, they take it so seriously! it was completely and entirely revolting, I'm telling you...

    Her dad took out a second mortgage on his house to finance the fucking wedding, and they wound up divorcing two years later of course.

    The bride was a total spoiled bitch about the wedding from more than a month before it happened, and was mad at me for doing something wrong about the bachelor party and a bunch of other dumb wedding ritual shit.

    My best friend who had just made a big deal of telling me I was his best friend and like a brother a few weeks before that (and I had just lost my only brother so it meant a lot to me), chose his best friend from high school to be his Best Man instead of me.

    Anyways I was pissed off because I helped him move fucking all day, the day before the wedding, into a North side apartment, up three flights of stairs, then he basically blew me off to hang out that night with his old best friend from high school, who was his Best Man, who didn't do jackshit to help move. I wound up having to take a train/subway ride through the South Side where I had just gotten robbed in the middle of the night a couple months before, in the middle of the fucking night, again.

    Then the wedding itself sucked donkey balls. I didn't have much money at the time being an artist in college, I had bad shoes and everyone was pissed off, actually yelling at me or making fun of me about fucking shoes, even though they were the same shoes I wore to my dead brother's wedding the year before. That got me really pissed off, then it went downhill from there.

    I was one of the grooms, but my partner the bridesmaid kept ignoring me totally, going gaga over the Best Man who was a good looking dude to be sure in a totally different way than me (dark instead of blonde). It was to th extent of being rude as hell, even if I wasn't interested as I had my live-in girlfriend at the time whom I was in love with at the wedding, too (but she didn't know the bride).

    I didn't care if she liked me but she kept leaving my side when we were lined up waiting to do the procession thing into the reception hall, to rub all over this motherfucker in a blatant way. She totally knew what she was doing, and was being rude to me on purpose, was also mad about the fucking shoes, and totally wanted to fuck the Best Man anyway, even if he already had the Maid of Honor or whatever they call the head bitch at these things trying to fuck him, too.

    Then we did the procession into the reception hall, it was extremely cheesy, the lamest Wedding DJ ever was doing the announcing. They dragged out the whole Entrance Ritual forever, the bitch was dissing me the entire time, ostentatiously leaving my side and rubbing all over the Best Man with the Head Bitch, leaving me there looking like a jerk.

    At least when my name was announced all my friends at the reception cheered as loud as they did for the bride and groom, lol...

    Then we sat at the table for the Bride and Groom and the ushers and bridesmaids, and the bitch still acted like I was a dead fucking dog next to her. Then the fucking priest who had done the two hour long Polish Catholic boring as fuck wedding ceremony gave this long speech about how couples shouldn't live together in sin (I was living with my girlfriend at the time), he was yammering on endlessly about it.

    This is where I finally had had enough with the entire hypocritical, cheesy, farcical, atavistic ritual--and being a loud motherfucker the snorts of derision and rude jokes I made were pretty audible--enough to annoy and embarrass the bitch bridesmaid which pleased me to no end, so I kept it up, lol. Especially after she asked me to please stop.

    Finally the dinner ended and got to go hang with my girl that I was in love with and we danced and had fun, sort of--as much as I could in my pissed off mood anyway.

    I wound up not speaking to my friend for over a year after that, lol--and I have despised and abhorred any and all weddings since then.
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    I've never been to a wedding that had "assigned seating". We are way too casual here in Oregon for that to mean anything. I've seen people try, but the guests just ignored the place cards (or didn't know what the place cards denoted).

    I'd like to be seated at a table like that. See, you got make an interesting post today and now you have a funny story to share with friends!


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