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    Default I stabbed him

    In the hand with my fork

    My husband has this habit of eating his own food really fast and then eating mine off my plate. Before i was pregnant this was fine, i figured the more he eats the less i do and portions are always to big anyway. WELL now i'm already eating for two, i don't want him stealing my food anymore.
    I warned him and then i stabbed him haha.
    Now when i see him reaching for my plate i hold my fork in a defensive position. Of course they are light stabs but it gets my point across. He has to learn to wait until i'm FINISHED eating, then he can have whats left!



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    Tell him that he's a load his mom should have swallowed.

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    lol do not mess with a pregnant woman's food! lol

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    you mean business!!!!!!!!




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    LOL, I did that before I got pregnant.

    "Get out of my dinner!" *forkstab*
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    I do that all the time to my husband. I even did it to his brother once when he was acting like a little kid on my husband bday. All I have to do is raise my fork and people run from me. LOL

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    jesus christ what a thread title.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Embyr View Post
    jesus christ what a thread title.
    haha i must confess i freaked out a little bit when i read it

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    ^^^ same here!!!!! last week she posts wedding photos, this week, she stabs him.

    *sigh* ahhhh, newlyweds.

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    I admit I was a little disappointed at first to discover this thread was about forking people.
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    HAHA I felt a little devious with my title. But i thought it would get a good laugh



    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    Tell him that he's a load his mom should have swallowed.

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    Don't mess with a hungry pregnant woman's food!!

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    Hahahaha, my brother has this habit of stealing food off my stepmom's plate. He was bugging her one night and she stabbed him in the armpit with her fork....and it hung there lol. Funniest thing ever!

    Fork you buddy!
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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