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    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK

    1. Innovative

    2. Preliminary

    3. Proliferation

    4. Cinnamon

    5. Chimney


    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

    1. Specificity

    2. Anti-constitutionalistically

    3. Passive-aggressive disorder

    4. Transubstantiate


    THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

    1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

    2. Nope, no more booze for me.

    3.. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

    4. TacoBell? No, thanks, I'm not hungry.

    5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

    6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.

    7. I'm not interested in fighting you.

    8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
    coordination and I'd hate to look like a fool.

    9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

    10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.

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    Default Re: things that are difficult to say when drunk

    lol. thanks, that was super cute!

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    Bwahahahahaha, oh so true...
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    LOL good laugh. Yeah I can't remember the last time I turned down food drunk haha thats why I gotta stop that habit soon

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    Good one! Posting to myspace!!

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    Well, it's relative... my definition of "drunk" is when words containing, oh let's call it four or more letters are tremendously difficult to say, let alone write, and words with double letters like "tomorrow" are IMPOSSIBLE to say or spell. Now that's drunk!

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    I love it! I can't say no to ANY of those!

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
    "And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion

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    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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