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    Default I think I've set a date

    I am going to be in Salem the 8th 9th and 10th for my regular job. I figure I might as well take advantage of the free gas and try out at a strip club.

    I guess I have nothing interesting to say other than I'm really super nervous and I'm hoping I can get overnight shipping on some shoes.

    I have a choice of Thursday, Friday, or Saturday. Is there a day someone would recommend?

    I need to call the club, will do tonight.
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    Hey, lapdances cost at LEAST 5 chickens. If you be offering them for one chicken, you be lowballin' girl.

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    Good luck. Have you never auditioned before? Your handle is unfamiliar to me, but you're a vet member so I'm confused. Well either way, good luck auditioning!

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    I haven't auditioned before, just posted a lot lol. I joined this summer and have been waiting to lose weight etc before auditioning but hell gotta do it someday.
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    Hey, lapdances cost at LEAST 5 chickens. If you be offering them for one chicken, you be lowballin' girl.

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    go on thurs so you can work all weekend...and its easier to get hired on weeknights

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    I'm going tomorrow. I should've gone thursday but just didn't feel ready. But I'm not too worried, it's a small club with a big "dancers wanted" sign lol.

    Will call tonight to make sure my outfit's legal. And shave :-x
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    Hey, lapdances cost at LEAST 5 chickens. If you be offering them for one chicken, you be lowballin' girl.

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    I don't think there's such a thing as an illegal outfit in Oregon, but it is good to call and check on the clubs rules.

    Oh yeah, and how did it go?!?!

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    I did it Didn't dance tonight since I wasn't prepared, have work in the morning, etc but I stopped by and talked to the owner and all that and I can basically start whenever I want. I'll be working at Presley's Playhouse.
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    Hey, lapdances cost at LEAST 5 chickens. If you be offering them for one chicken, you be lowballin' girl.

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    Congrats! You'll have to let us know how your first night goes!

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    Congrats, that's great.

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    Yay!!! Ur officially a stripper!!!




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    About time lol I'm pretty sure I'll go in tomorrow. Gotta shave!
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    Hey, lapdances cost at LEAST 5 chickens. If you be offering them for one chicken, you be lowballin' girl.

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    How does it feel ?

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    Way to go! Have fun and enjoy all that lovely, lovely sex industry cash.

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    Last night I popped my stripper cherry.

    I went in, attempted to get in at 5 but didn't until 6:30. Waited around quite a while for Presley to come get me some shoes and to show me some moves. She and I finally met up, I bought shoes, and then she had me practice on the back stage. After a while she told me to just hang out and practice a bit and after a while some guys showed up and started talking to me and tipping me I wasn't even officially working.

    Since I'm a minor I can't really hustle in the bar. I'm allowed to be in the dressing room, in the bathroom, private dance room, or on the stage. I can't linger around where drinks are served at all.

    I got put on rotation. My first set went pretty well. My second set kind of blew. I was tired and it showed and there were only three guys at the rack and one of them was a dickwad that sat there text messaging and not tipping and after a while the bouncer kicked him out lol.

    Then after that the club went DEAD and we were still on rotation even though nobody was there except a couple people at the bar. For my third set I was all pumped up and had put my attitude back into place but there wasn't anybody to dance for lol.

    In the end I made about $30 which I guess is really pretty good for a first timer and a minor on an extremely slow night. It was monday night and all but I guess it was unusually bad. One girl was especially nice and showed me how to do a private dance and such although I was too shy to ask for any.

    So, wooo I'm a stripper now. I'm really sore. And pole dancing is so much harder than it looks, I can barely climb it And I find it easier to get naked than to make eye contact.

    It's a really good club. Super strict, so there aren't any hookers or anything like that.

    I smell like cigarettes.
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    Hey, lapdances cost at LEAST 5 chickens. If you be offering them for one chicken, you be lowballin' girl.

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    ^^ Great frist day post -=P

    Good luck with it from now on and congradz!

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    Default Re: I think I've set a date

    Congrats! you're a stripper! Keep us updated. Did you say you were studying and doing stripping right now? Hope that things continue to go well, and for no hustling and just dancing, 30 bucks on a slow night doesn't seem like the end of the world. You'll get the hang of it, I'm sure!

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