The names of porn movies just crack me up!! Even my own.....
The names of porn movies just crack me up!! Even my own.....
Last edited by cameron_keys; 03-18-2008 at 02:45 PM.
LMAO at "Milf & Honey"! That's awesome.
I get a kick out of the titles too. I like to wander around the porn section of our local video store and pick the most cringe-worthy titles to rent. The last one we got was "Tight Teen Asians #4." The checker was an overweight pierced dyke and she gave me such an evil eye.![]()
I hate how they use some of the most unflattering pics too... I have some funny titles too....
Muff Stuffers (and anal too)
Butt Brats
Tight Teenage Escorts
My ATF
STOP! My ass is on fire
LOL - gotta give them stars for originality!





STOP! My ass is on fire
That's hilarious!! OMG!!!
I just looked it up and it's a series. There's a "STOP! My Ass is on Fire 7". I'm a strong believer in the numbering system for porn films. The law of sequels doesn't apply like it does in Hollywood.
Because there ain't no tits on the radio
Im in #9! LOL...





I saw an ad for one in Xtreme the other day called "Drowning In Bitch Juice". Nice.
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
Worst part is we have no clue what the name of it will be when shooting... then it comes out and its like WTF?!
I remember at the video store when "Getting it on" and "Taking it off" were displayed side by side.
I once had an idea for a porn title, and the owner of the video store told me he was sure it would be a top renter. Here it is, and if anyone uses it, I will only charge a SMALL royalty:
"The Revenge of the Teenage Sluts."
^ don't know why...but that gave me this:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Sluts
I can see it now...green ninja girls who go around town fighting evil by having sex with all the wrong doers
hahah... im trying to remember the name of the movie I did where we were all ninjas... slutty ninjas... damn, now i gotta google myself..
It's a long story why (no, I am not sexually excited by this sort of thing) but I actually own this one.
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No picture Yek! I wanna c
Hm, I can see it! That's weird. Here's a smaller one...
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WTF is that?! hhahahaha Its comic porn....





LOL!!! "Milf and Honey"... LOVE IT!![]()
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