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    Most amusing insults~

    I was just wondering what the most amusing names you've heard to call someone are. I thought up one today, "dickqueef".

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    As I was walking by the dressing room to the little girl's room, I heard this gem:

    Stripper: "And that wasn't the first time I lost my panties while bull-riding."



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    ShitRod
    CramJack
    FuckWad

    My favorites.

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    IMO, the most amusing names are usually uttered during spontaneous outbursts. Some from memory, but not necessarily the best:

    - "Scrotum Lips" (an uptight individual)

    - "Spooner" (a person who sniffs women's bicycle seats)

    - "Feltcher" (a person who drinks cum from his/her partner's asshole, usually via
    an auxiliary aparatus such as a straw or radiator hose)

    - "Smegma Queen" (self-explanatory)

    - "Jizz mopper" (a lowly worker)

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    TwatWaffle
    AssHat

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    one drunken night a friend said 'ill vomit in your eyes' as an insult. it cracked me up. i still love that one.

    and 'up your ass' but i guess that a kiwi joke.

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    My favorite was begun by sex columnist Dan Savage, who is adamantly gay. After yet another gay-bashing by Republican Senator Rick Santorum, Savage suggested in his column that the word "santorum" be used henceforth to describe "the aesthetically displeasing mixture of semen and fecal matter which is so often produced by gay male sex." (It's produced in heterosexual anal sex too, I can attest to that.) This happened years ago and now, sure enough, if you say your dick was covered in santorum, everyone knows what you mean. The word will live on long after Sen. Santorum has died. It's his legacy!

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    ^^ I LOVED the Santorum debacle!!! Savage at his best!

    My fav was Sperm Burping Gutter Slut From Hell. Me and a friend in high school were tempted to start a band named that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    ^^ I LOVED the Santorum debacle!!! Savage at his best!

    My fav was Sperm Burping Gutter Slut From Hell. Me and a friend in high school were tempted to start a band named that.
    Ooh! I remember that one. I heard it as "Cum Guzzling Gutter Slut" in highschool.

    and Xdamaga's "Twatwaffle" literally had me cracking up
    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberrySwitchblade View Post
    As I was walking by the dressing room to the little girl's room, I heard this gem:

    Stripper: "And that wasn't the first time I lost my panties while bull-riding."



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    A few of my favorites are:

    Cum-dumpster

    Cum-Sponge

    "Herpe Infested Cum-Bubble with Teeth"

    Cock-Juggling, Cum-guzzling Thunder Cunt

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    I was watching the Maury Povich show some years ago with my mom. One of the women on that day referred to another person as "SlutPants." My mom and I were hysterical. Once in awhile one of us will say it and we still crack up.
    It even became a term of endearment for some of the girls I used to work with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LexxusLovely View Post
    and Xdamaga's "Twatwaffle" literally had me cracking up
    Crow2 gets the original credit for that one

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    Hehe I always thought twatwaffle was from Ali G.

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    Queefmaggot, in honor oh munging.

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    Insults from the master of insults, Wm Shakespeare:

    Thou saucy clay-brained barnacle!
    Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!
    Thou surly unwash'd coxcomb!
    [Thou] rump-fed ronyon!
    Thou spongy beef-witted minnow!
    Thou fobbing clay-brained measle!
    Thou fawning reeling-ripe lewdster!

    All found at this website: http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?

    Thou pribbling brazen-faced hedge-pig!

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    i love you all for posting about santorum. hahhahha....

    i'm not really good with insults. just good with muttering things under my breath in really inappropriate accents.

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    Oh, though under-breath mutterer of words, thou mumbler of inappropriate accents.

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    I like 'fuck-o'.

    My high school insult was 'semen-breath' or some variation upon..."you semen-breathed asshole!"

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    people have already heard everything before. the reason why 'borat' was so goddamn funny was the character and voice behind the words. when i'm condemning the car next to me on the road, it's always more amusing when I'm so-and-so U.N. delegate threatening to fuck them up the ass with a pushrod and saying damnable things about the incestual tendencies of their parents.

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    I do believe this one was an ass backwards "compliment" - "You're pretty good looking for a Polock" WTF? I understand we get the stupid jokes, but ugly on top of it? I told him he was ugly no matter nationality he was.
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    Cunt Rag

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    Spunk bubble
    Jizz monster
    Smeg head
    Dick of Death ( a doorman who had so many sti's. he once asked if the green discharge was normal??!! OMG)

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