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    I danced for this bug-eyed freak tonight. He kept telling me what to do while I danced "OK shake your ass, OK sit down. OK no stand up again I just like looking at your ass."

    Tonite we had this big production for our clubs anniversary party, so there were a lot of guys in "just to see the show" as well as chicks. I was happy to be giving a dance, especially since he told me he would be getting multiple ones, so I didn't say anything and just followed the stupid orders. Plus, the orders weren't anything offensive or even requiring contact. I was pretty much just shaking my butt in front of him.

    About halfway through the second song, this MF says "OK, your gonna have to stop, I just blew my load." I turned around and said "WHAT?!" omg he got this terrified look on his face and said "I'm sorry." So I said "OK, thats gonna be $100 plus tip. Actually, give me everything in your wallet." It was awesome because he felt so bad that he did!! Heh heh

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    Ew. At least you got money for it hah.

    I get really annoyed with the guys who tell me what to do, I tell them that I'm not a fucking jukebox and I will do what I feel like doing lol.

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    I also hated when guys would try to tell me what to do. If they like a certain boby part then just tell me once and I know what to do from there.

    Btw, it's great that you turned a bad thing into a good thing in the end

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    That reminds me of the first time that ever happened to me. I had just started dancing and this guy did the same thing. I looked at him completely freaked out and said okay.. you can pay my stage rent for the night so I can go home, and for all the dances, he tipped me 200 and I left. I didn't go back to work for a week. Nobody told me that was possible!

    Hmmm telling me what to do.. laugh no way, I do what I want. If they get pushy I get more dominate and they seem to enjoy it since they are used to having the upper hand in real life.

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    You are awesome! So I'm curious..how much was left in his wallet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NatalieFRPhilly View Post
    You are awesome! So I'm curious..how much was left in his wallet?
    We went to the atm if this question is pointed at me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutey503 View Post
    I danced for this bug-eyed freak tonight. He kept telling me what to do while I danced "OK shake your ass, OK sit down. OK no stand up again I just like looking at your ass."

    Tonite we had this big production for our clubs anniversary party, so there were a lot of guys in "just to see the show" as well as chicks. I was happy to be giving a dance, especially since he told me he would be getting multiple ones, so I didn't say anything and just followed the stupid orders. Plus, the orders weren't anything offensive or even requiring contact. I was pretty much just shaking my butt in front of him.

    About halfway through the second song, this MF says "OK, your gonna have to stop, I just blew my load." I turned around and said "WHAT?!" omg he got this terrified look on his face and said "I'm sorry." So I said "OK, thats gonna be $100 plus tip. Actually, give me everything in your wallet." It was awesome because he felt so bad that he did!! Heh heh
    You are awesome and how much did he have in his wallet?

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    Thanks It was $110. Woohoo!!

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    I'm usually not a bitch like that but gross!! That MF deserved it!!

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    eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!! omg!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutey503 View Post
    I'm usually not a bitch like that but gross!! That MF deserved it!!
    I'd hardly call u a bitch because he came on you, those are his nasty bodily fluids. To me, that is completely unacceptable and should be charged up the wazoo for it. Wish he had more then 110 for you though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post
    I tell them that I'm not a fucking jukebox and I will do what I feel like doing lol.
    LOL that line is awesome.


    Quote Originally Posted by NatalieFRPhilly View Post
    I'd hardly call u a bitch because he came on you, those are his nasty bodily fluids. To me, that is completely unacceptable and should be charged up the wazoo for it. Wish he had more then 110 for you though!
    He actually didn't come on me (thank god I would have flipped). Believe it or not I was actually standing in front of him, and was about to sit back down when he told me. Thank god I didnt lol. I was just creeped out and mad at his nonchalant attitude heh heh. But yeah.....if someone came on me I think I would turn around and kick them in the balls!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutey503 View Post
    I danced for this bug-eyed freak tonight. He kept telling me what to do while I danced "OK shake your ass, OK sit down. OK no stand up again I just like looking at your ass."

    Tonite we had this big production for our clubs anniversary party, so there were a lot of guys in "just to see the show" as well as chicks. I was happy to be giving a dance, especially since he told me he would be getting multiple ones, so I didn't say anything and just followed the stupid orders. Plus, the orders weren't anything offensive or even requiring contact. I was pretty much just shaking my butt in front of him.

    About halfway through the second song, this MF says "OK, your gonna have to stop, I just blew my load." I turned around and said "WHAT?!" omg he got this terrified look on his face and said "I'm sorry." So I said "OK, thats gonna be $100 plus tip. Actually, give me everything in your wallet." It was awesome because he felt so bad that he did!! Heh heh
    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! So, ballsy, I love it!

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    I think it's absolutely fabulous.. next time it happens take his ass to the AT Mofo M
    And say pay me bitch! LMAO.

    Thank goodness you did not get any bodily fluids on you, I remember a girl screaming
    into the dressing room yelling OMFG I have cum on my ass!! get the rubbing alcohol!

    I don't want to be that girl!

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    Yeah I really HATE it when guys try to tell me how to give a private dance!

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