
Originally Posted by
cutey503
I danced for this bug-eyed freak tonight. He kept telling me what to do while I danced "OK shake your ass, OK sit down. OK no stand up again I just like looking at your ass."
Tonite we had this big production for our clubs anniversary party, so there were a lot of guys in "just to see the show" as well as chicks. I was happy to be giving a dance, especially since he told me he would be getting multiple ones, so I didn't say anything and just followed the stupid orders. Plus, the orders weren't anything offensive or even requiring contact. I was pretty much just shaking my butt in front of him.
About halfway through the second song, this MF says "OK, your gonna have to stop, I just blew my load." I turned around and said "WHAT?!" omg he got this terrified look on his face and said "I'm sorry." So I said "OK, thats gonna be $100 plus tip. Actually, give me everything in your wallet." It was awesome because he felt so bad that he did!! Heh heh
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