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    So, for some reason, you leave the board for 6 mnths or so (drama, stalking, moving, you were forced to pawn your lappie, etc.) and you get to come back with full knowledge of SW, an ironic appreciation of good handles (how come the trolls always take the best ones!!) and get to choose a spiffy avatar to go along with your new identity. Of course, you have the choice of doing something random, letting on only a little bit just who you are, having a stripper-themed handle, or just giving people a laugh.... what woul you pick??? List as many as you like. I love seeing all the funny identities people come up with for themselves- however, these posters usually stay under ... well... 0 postcount!!!! So howzabout the people I know- if you could redo your name....

    I have thought about this a little... I might be:
    CrssThDblYllw
    RideNaked
    PostHoar (i love how trolly-smart that is)
    SalvageTittie
    MonsterGrl

    so... whatcha got?

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    Salvage tittie is rather funny. Works when read but not so much when said.


    I've been Sh0t since I was on Prodigy. I cannot be anything else.

    My other screenname on here is "Katrine" though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sh0t View Post
    Salvage tittie is rather funny. Works when read but not so much when said.


    I've been Sh0t since I was on Prodigy. I cannot be anything else.

    My other screenname on here is "Katrine" though.
    ^^ agreed w/ 'read not said.' and WOW, you can really change your posting style... sh0t is a one-liner phenomenon... unless 'he' is edifying someone. Your alter-ego writes more paragraph-style.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Embyr View Post
    I have thought about this a little... I might be:
    CrssThDblYllw
    RideNaked
    PostHoar (i love how trolly-smart that is)
    SalvageTittie
    MonsterGrl

    so... whatcha got?
    Would you be trying to stay incognito with the new handle? The first two would give you away pretty quickly... RideNaked might even increase your online hot girl on a bike factor though, if that's possible.

    I haven't been here long enough to say anything good... There's only one online handle I really like anyway, and it's the one I use on myspace and other such sites, and I decided to have a different one here so I just settled for something.

    PostHoar would be a good one for a troll alter-ego, a really sarcastic one, if you're into that sort of thing.

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    I don't know. It might be interesting to come back as something simple like SluttyGirl, just so I can get PMs from random guys. For some reason I'm curious how twisted the messages can get, and it might be cool to get a sense of how annoying receiving unwanted PMs can be. A learning experience of sorts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sh0t View Post
    My other screenname on here is "Katrine" though.
    I thought it was Djoser...?

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    You better erase that before he sees that and goes off nutty

    Xdamage: the pms from the girls are way nuttier than the ones they probably get from guys.

    I would use my blog title: ElephantManintheLivingRoom

    I've always liked the word "Faggette". some chick shoud take that.
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    Yeah, I'm likely to freak out totally, god knows what I'll do, better change it...

    I'd change my name to that of some other Egyptian motherfucker, without the "Dj" consonant as prefix, so people would stop thinking of me as "DJ Oser".
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    On my BDSM forum, I'm debating opening a new account as a subbie glory-hole-obsessed boy called "anotherprickinthewall" but that's all I got.


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    ^^^^ Hajahhahhhahahahhaaaaaaa

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    Salome (poser stripper)
    John (troll)
    A$$id (newbie stripper)
    Jackee (bitter stripper)
    PL.ease (stalker)

    No offence if someone has these already, just what I thought of.

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    How 'bout Angrytittee Savagebreast or Laptastic!
    “What a caterpillar calls the end of the world we call a butterfly.” - ECKHART TOLLE

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    I am a firm believer that you should use a different handle everywhere, so people can't google your handle and find out everything about you. For instance, you google "Straykat," and you find postings on Stripperweb, the Korean cooking forum, myspace, and the local Korean congregational church. (I just made up Straykat and the places where she posts, but she is based on a real person.) You are pretty well equipped now to be a stalker and a blackmailer.

    You can't be too careful in protecting yourself.

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    If I were to change my handle for some reason...I would come back as something totally trollish.
    Baldhead4wmn,ckslapper,rdnckfrmhell,brnswenip etc

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    Id change mine to NVMeIQT <---- it used to be my custom license plate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    Yeah, I'm likely to freak out totally, god knows what I'll do, better change it...

    I'd change my name to that of some other Egyptian motherfucker, without the "Dj" consonant as prefix, so people would stop thinking of me as "DJ Oser".
    Wow, I certainly thought of it that way, until I just Wikipediaed it.

    It would be cool if you picked that name b/c the ancient Egyptians revered cats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimist View Post
    How 'bout Angrytittee Savagebreast or Laptastic!
    "Laptastic" is awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sh0t View Post
    Salvage tittie is rather funny. Works when read but not so much when said.


    I've been Sh0t since I was on Prodigy. I cannot be anything else.

    My other screenname on here is "Katrine" though.
    That's pretty hot. Can I pick and choose the parts of Katrine that are actually Sh0t? Like, can I be taller, darker, and have mad bodybuilding skills?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OdysseusNJ View Post
    Wow, I certainly thought of it that way, until I just Wikipediaed it.

    It would be cool if you picked that name b/c the ancient Egyptians revered cats.
    Everyone knows that Djoser loves pussies!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OdysseusNJ View Post
    Wow, I certainly thought of it that way, until I just Wikipediaed it.

    It would be cool if you picked that name b/c the ancient Egyptians revered cats.
    I was just busy freaking out totally, but calmed down enough for a second to reply to your comment:

    I love the fact that the Egyptians loved cats, it is true. They actually came up with the term 'pussy', which is also cool, even if they really meant 'cute adorable soft little thing you want to spend hours petting and playing with, but sometimes has an independent air'.

    But I was really, really close to becoming an Egyptologist, you see, and also really into pyramids, and the first pyramid was of course built by Djoser--the Step Pyramid at Sakkara (spelled variously). It had an elaborate maze of subterranean passages unequaled until much later in the their history, which I always thought was pretty cool. I used to do a lot of architectural drawing, and have always planned a big aerial perspective of the large pyramid/ruin field all around the site, but never started it.

    Little is known of the man, there is a great deal of mystery about this whole formative period.

    Hence the name, Djoser.

    But sorry, this must be tedious reading for some, and is terribly self-indulgent, so enough...
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    You say "terribly self-indulgent" like it's a bad thing!

    And why were you freaking out? Did you start hearing the Banana Phone song?


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    It was a joke in reference to the suggestion above, that I might get upset about a little joke.

    I did think what I wrote was somewhat self-indulgent, yeah--I'm trying to curb that tendency in myself.

    But now I have to go look at this banana phone song thread, lol...
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    Nooooooooo stop! Don't click that link! ....too late....

    And duhhhhhh on me I even read the post where you'd said that, just obviously didn't retain anything I saw.


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    Ehh, I could only ever be Bridgette. I have to use a different name at my new club and it's hard for me to get used to.

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    Hm. Inspired by this thread, I googled mollyzmoon, and what is this 'board reader' thing? A website that searches through other forums? Strange.

    So next name would be less made up, more whatever. Something like Kate Mendes.

    Oh god, I can't help myself. I love to make up ridiculous names. Someone should give me a Swedish phonebook for Christmas.

    gingerbits, hollycrunch, greencradle, stellarants, zuciejuice, mindysquinty, sunnybunx

    Whatever. I like to go *pound* on the keys with my eyes crossed, and then see what I can assemble.

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