Oh God, where do I begin :S I've lost count of the number of times I've made an ass of myself drinking.
One particularily gross example happened a while ago. One of my friends used to always jump on my back for a piggyback when she was especially hyper. Except one time she did it when I was really drunk and as soon as she wrapped her legs around my stomach I projectile vommited onto the floor, and then under her weight I fell to the ground and face-planted into my own vomit, her not far behind.



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. I literally drove it about 500 ft. because I couldn't leave it where it was. And apparantly couldn't leave it where I left it becase it got towed...oops.

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