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    If you're jerking off to World of Warcraft...

    ...you deserve to be on .

    I posted this in Random but it's so funny it deserves its own thread.

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    You gotta be fuckin' kidding me!!!

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    ahahahaha I'll have to show this to my husband. He plays WOW and got the mod or whatever it's called to make his characters naked and I'm like.. ??

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    Default Re: If you're jerking off to World of Warcraft...

    I got some message about needing access, blah blah, but am I to understand people are jerking off to low polygon count animated characters?

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    Hahaha I don't think it gets any more embarrassing than that. And I play WoW...

    I expected him to be like 13 but he seemed older lmao
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    Yeah, that was a grown man. ROTFL.

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    Future stripperwebber here
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    O M G!!!1!!!

    Pwned!!!!!!!!!111

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    Skeet! Holy fuck thats funny.
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    Don't forget the purpose of the internet:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbFnH66eGtU
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    LMAO holy shitttttttttt

    wtfffffffffff????????????/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverback View Post
    Don't forget the purpose of the internet:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbFnH66eGtU
    Thank you so much that was fucking awesome!
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    Quote Originally Posted by xdamage View Post
    I got some message about needing access, blah blah, but am I to understand people are jerking off to low polygon count animated characters?
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    Sometimes the sizzle is better than the steak...

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    I told my flatmate that he has to promise to kill himself for me or else I will if I ever find out he has or is doing this as he is a HUGE WoW addict.

    I showed it to him naturally. Now he needs to wash his eye balls out.


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    OMG! I just now saw this!! That was the most hilarious thing I've watched in a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time.

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    Pfft. There is a guy that used to work at my club, and still comes in very often just sit and shoot the shit is a huge WoW dork. Nice, and really, really cute, but still a dork.

    Anyway, he confessed to me that one night, his tiny little blonde fiance (who rocks) had just finished brushing her hair and the way it fell just so reminded him of the elf from WoW.

    And it turned him on.

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    Default Re: If you're jerking off to World of Warcraft...

    What happened to the good ol' days when you spanked the monkey while reading Playboy?

    If you jerk off to WOW characters, it's time to turn off the computer!

    If you like Internet porn, check this out!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DEcRtYLkt8
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    Greatest South Park episode ever: Make Love, Not Warcraft

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    i dunno about you, but my level 45 tauren hunter is ZEXXXY
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    Quote Originally Posted by White & Nerdy View Post
    What happened to the good ol' days when you spanked the monkey while reading Playboy?
    W&N:

    I hear you, dude. I guess video killed the radio star and the porno mag. I had a conversation about masturbation with my son last year, a few weeks before this aired. My wife TVO'd it for me because she thought Uncle Andy and I sounded quite similar...

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    Default Re: If you're jerking off to World of Warcraft...

    Quote Originally Posted by White & Nerdy View Post
    What happened to the good ol' days when you spanked the monkey while reading Playboy?

    If you jerk off to WOW characters, it's time to turn off the computer!

    If you like Internet porn, check this out!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DEcRtYLkt8
    Well, the ponies *are* naked...
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 View Post
    Well, the ponies *are* naked...
    ...and frisky, too!

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    RayRetard has kept me off WoW TWO DAYS IN A ROW. My Night Elf Huntresas is missing my manly touch.

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    fucking hilarious!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap View Post
    My Night Elf Huntresas is missing my manly touch.
    Truth, Lord Madcap!

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