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    Default Stripper visits school in booking mix-up

    http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/s...005962,00.html

    A STRIPPER performed for a classroom full of British teenagers, spanked a birthday boy and asked him to rub cream all over her after a booking error by the teen's mother.

    It is believed the mother thought she had booked a gorillagram to rush into her 16-year-old son’s classroom for a birthday surprise - but a stripper turned up instead. The Daily Mail said the teenager's mother had told the teacher beforehand that a “birthday surprise” would walk in during the class and requested that it be filmed.

    Instead of a gorilla, an adult performer showed up at Arnold High School in Nottingham dressed as a policewoman and spanked the boy 16 times in front of his classmates, the newspaper said. She stripped to her underwear while dancing to a Britney Spears song and asked the teenager to rub cream all over her body before the “stunned” teacher called an end to the act.

    One student told the newspaper that the performance occurred in the middle of a drama class.

    “The teacher suddenly announced: ‘Something is about to happen’,” the student said. “Then a woman in a very short skirt walked in dressed as a copper. She asked the lad to stand up, which he did, and told him he had been a very naughty boy because he hadn’t been doing his homework.”
    The performer put on some music and had the teenager put a collar on her.

    “No one could believe it,” the student said. “Next she ordered him to get on all fours, led him around the classroom and hit him 16 times -one for each year - on the bottom with her whip.” The newspaper quoted the student as saying that it was wehen the stripper pulled some cream out of her bag that the teacher took action.

    “To be fair to the teacher, you could tell she was just stunned, and when the cream came out she told the stripper: ‘That’s it. That’s enough’.”
    The student said the birthday boy ran out of the classroom while the stripper packed her bag.

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    WTF?? Did this chick NOT get that there might have been something wrong when she was booked at a SCHOOL????

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    what a 'sweet sixteen' that is!lol




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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    WTF?? Did this chick NOT get that there might have been something wrong when she was booked at a SCHOOL????
    I was justing getting ready to ask the Ladies that question. Slow poster here

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    Quote Originally Posted by pookie View Post
    what a 'sweet sixteen' that is!lol
    Oh, I do think it's hilarious but strange. Like something out of a bad movie plot.

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    No kidding! Oh goodness. Wow.


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    He liked it. They all liked it.

    Hilarious, bizarre, and not so smart on the dancer's part.
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    Or maybe the dancer didn't care!!!! hahahaha




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    ^^^^Yeah, maybe she was just trying to get her money!!

    (clears throat, making futile attempt not to laugh) Really, that's just terrible.
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    Um yeah - am I the only one who would not take a booking with a 16 year old anyway? Is that over the age of consent in the UK?
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    ^^I wouldn't, but I don't know how the law works over there. If he's legal there, I guess it would be okay.
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    You know his mom will not be showing her face at any PTA meetings any time soon lol.

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    LAWD that was funny!!!! " the children ran from the room" so they could beat it in the bathroom!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    WTF?? Did this chick NOT get that there might have been something wrong when she was booked at a SCHOOL????
    Maybe she's into jailbait too

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    I'm sorry this just made me crack up.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimist View Post
    LAWD that was funny!!!! " the children ran from the room" so they could beat it in the bathroom!!!
    Exactly!!!!!

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    Maybe she's into jailbait too
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    I'm surprised the teacher let the kid get spanked, and get naked! She just stopped it when she pulled out the cream? Helloooo! The teacher could have stopped it sooner you would think.

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    This made my day.

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    Yeah, "shock" only lasts so long. Unless...perhaps...their school was visited by SUPERSTRIPPER!

    Faster than a speeding slap across a grabby customer's face!

    Able to empty entire wallets with a single grind!


    It explains so much.


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    This is an awesome story. That kid will never forget his 16th bday, lol.

    Back when I used to do a lot of private parties I did one for about 10 guys and one of them was very obviously underage. It was out in the country and the kid wasn't terribly young, prob 16-17. The guys wanted me to dance for him, so I did a little shaky shaky, but that was about it. It wasn't a big deal.

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    hahahahahahaha.

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    Hahahaha! This is too funny!

    I feel for the party who booked the stripper and wound up with the gorilla!

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    Such a funny story! I would have loved for this to have happened when I was in high school. People at that school are going to be talking about this incident forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SundayMorning View Post
    Yeah, "shock" only lasts so long. Unless...perhaps...their school was visited by SUPERSTRIPPER!

    Faster than a speeding slap across a grabby customer's face!

    Able to empty entire wallets with a single grind!


    It explains so much.
    SUPER STRIPPER!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is fucking great and will be my next Halloween costume!

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    Legal age of consent in the UK is the same as here in Australia: 18 years of age and over. He is only (at 16 years of age) old enough to legally have sex (here in Australia). Otherwise, he is still a minor til he is 18 years of age.


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