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    Default I'd rather be Stripperwebbing

    I tried to go out tonight. I went to place #1 and it was too crowded to even get a drink I got hit on 3 times before meeting my girlfriends at place #2. Place #3 was full of cheesy wanna be rich dudes wearing Breitlings and Ferragamo shoes. So we decide to just go home. On the way out some greasy looking guido guy elbows my left tit. I'm like "HEY! Watch it !" and he responds with "What's your problem, bitch? Got new tits or something? " NO douchebag but it does tend to hurt when a grown man elbows me full force in the boob while I have PMS. I'm not even going into the tirade I unleashed on guido the clown. Fortunately some brothas I know from the football team were right behind me and they started getting in his little greasy face. So I ask myself ," Why do I continue to go out ?" If I'm putting up with that type of shit, I'll go to work and get paid for being around assholes.

    No I'm home in my cozy house wearing my new pjs and slippers happily stripperwebbing. Ahhhhhhhhhhh

    must call football players and say thanks for defending me.

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    Default Re: I'd rather be Stripperwebbing

    OUCH! My husband elbowed my boob a few days ago and I wasn't even PMS'ing and it hurt like hell. I couldn't imagine someone doing that to me while PMS'ing..ughhhh. I would have "accidentally" jammed my knee in his package. Woopsie..hehe.

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    Default Re: I'd rather be Stripperwebbing

    It is true though... happily typing away is so much better sometimes than dealing with assholes in daily life. Especially weekend life. Fuck frat boys.

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    What was extra special was that after he got done checking me out, he assaults me and then calls ME a bitch. What a gem of a human being. Seriously, I'd rather be stripperwebbing ! Ive been here for almost 4 years (I think) and I have cyberfriends who are more supportive of me than a lot of my so called real friends. Sw is always there for me and I don't have to put on makeup . YAY

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