I tried to go out tonight. I went to place #1 and it was too crowded to even get a drink I got hit on 3 times before meeting my girlfriends at place #2. Place #3 was full of cheesy wanna be rich dudes wearing Breitlings and Ferragamo shoes. So we decide to just go home. On the way out some greasy looking guido guy elbows my left tit. I'm like "HEY! Watch it !" and he responds with "What's your problem, bitch? Got new tits or something? " NO douchebag but it does tend to hurt when a grown man elbows me full force in the boob while I have PMS. I'm not even going into the tirade I unleashed on guido the clown. Fortunately some brothas I know from the football team were right behind me and they started getting in his little greasy face. So I ask myself ," Why do I continue to go out ?" If I'm putting up with that type of shit, I'll go to work and get paid for being around assholes.
No I'm home in my cozy house wearing my new pjs and slippers happily stripperwebbing. Ahhhhhhhhhhh
must call football players and say thanks for defending me.



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