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    How much would your bail be?

    (I got this from a Myspace bulletin -- it's kinda fun I guess)

    Smoked pot -- $10

    Did acid -- $5

    Ever had sex at church -- $25

    Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40

    Had sex with someone on My Space -- $25

    Had sex for money -- $100

    Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20

    Vand alized something -- $20

    Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10

    Beat up someone -- $20

    Been jumped -- $10

    Crossed dressed -- $10

    Given money to stripper -- $25

    Been in love with a stripper -- $20

    Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10

    Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15

    Ever drive drunk -- $20

    Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50

    Used toys while having sex -- $30

    Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

    Went skinny dipping -- $5

    Had sex in a pool -- $20

    Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

    Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

    Cheated on your significant other -- $10

    Masturbated -- $10

    Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20

    Done oral -- $5

    Got oral -- $5

    Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25

    St o le something -- $10

    Had sex with someone in jail -- $25

    Made a nasty home video -- $15

    Had a threesome -- $50

    Had sex in the wild -- $20

    Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

    Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20

    Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

    Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25

    Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50

    Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

    Went streaking -- $5

    Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

    Been arrested -- $5

    Spent time in jail -- $15

    Peed in the pool -- $0.50

    Played spin the bottle -- $5

    Done something you regret -- $20

    Had sex with your best friend >-- $20

    Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25

    Had anal sex -- $80

    Lied to your mate -- $5

    Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

    O. K , now tally up your answers and post!

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    miss marina
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    555 for me

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    $600 or there abouts, assuming i didn't get mess up the counting.

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    $650. By the way, i think it's totally fucked up that having sex for money is worth the most points.

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    ^ lol im sure some boy in like 6th grade made that up

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    4$


    I'm like Mr Rodgers and stuff.






    Actually: I can't be bothered to really do no math.

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    WTF!
    (whispers) $770.50...

    I noticed that nobody else has 50 cents in their total. Hey! PK, DF & MM! I'm calling you out! None of you have ever peed in a pool?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post
    WTF!
    (whispers) $770.50...

    I noticed that nobody else has 50 cents in their total. Hey! PK, DF & MM! I'm calling you out! None of you have ever peed in a pool?
    Yea. I also call shenanigans on that.

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    $600..

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    I was gonna post mine too but I didn't wanna be the first person who ever peed in a pool. Anyone ever been 4 years old in here? K, so I guess my total was around 600... and fifty cents.

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    Only 490????? wow. i'm a good girl!!! amazing!!!!!

    however... this quiz is retarded... you might have been involved/done naughty things with 4 people and had random sex with 2 and scored on each question. Or, you could have had sex with 60 people and still managed to score lower. and THAT is strange; the quiz takes neither numbers nor 'firsts' into account.

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    $200.00 :-x

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    ^^ That fucking avatar is worth at least 30$

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    Oh christ - mine is 945.50! I think I'm going to go pray for my soul now...
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    Megan~ If you give it to me, i promise you'll have rickes and all that jazz.

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    $650.50 }:d
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    Quote Originally Posted by MeganS View Post
    Oh christ - mine is 945.50! I think I'm going to go pray for my soul now...
    IMO you should be OK--as long as you don't pee in your avatar bathtub

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    Before I go through the math, are these fines calculated on a per-event basis or are each of them a one-time-only penalty for the specific act?

    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post
    IMO you should be OK--as long as you don't pee in your avatar bathtub
    Seriously, would that keep you from jumping in with her?

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    $190. i'm innocent.

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    635.50 I thought I was a naughty girl, that's why I love this site I feel normal for once lmao ( i don't beleive you guys have never peed in the pool, who hasn't???)
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    When a guy talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment, when a woman talks dirty to a man it's $3.95 a minute!


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    I love how having been arrested is only $5, but masturbation is as well. Kinda strange considering masturbation is both legal and private...
    Last edited by TheSexKitten; 11-11-2007 at 10:30 AM.

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    $425.

    I thought I was getting off cheap, then the anal hit.



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    I got $605 while hubby got $820. He's apparently been a bad bad boy....

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    Oh fuck. 815.50

    So I've apparently been an evil whore AND I've peed in the pool.....
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


    Quote Originally Posted by anomar View Post
    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

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    And also, how is having sex with a puerto rican one lol??
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


    Quote Originally Posted by anomar View Post
    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

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