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    If I weren't high right now....

    That is alllllll.

    P.S. I beleive you have my stapler????




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    ahaha...I like your log...

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    It's still funny sober, really.

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    I..am..sorry..I..do not know anything about any money laundering.

    Didnt you say youre a crackhead??

    Uh...yes...I was addicted to crack...but um....

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    Excuse me, senor, could I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a peenah colada. And I asked for no salt NO salt on the magarita but there was salt on the glass big grains of salt.....

    I could...take my travelers checks to a competing resort....

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    "These conjugal visits, they let you have women there?"

    "Yes"

    "OK, then I'm in!"

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    That movie is hilarious even sober.

    You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
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    "Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post
    "Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions."
    OMG!! That's my favorite part of the movie!!!!!!!

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    Office Space is HILARIOUS when sober!!!


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    LOVE this movie!!

    The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. (I have this as a ringtone!)

    Peter Gibbons:...I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
    Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
    Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
    Joanna: Won't you get fired?
    Peter Gibbons: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
    Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
    Peter Gibbons: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.
    Joanna: When did you decide all that?
    Peter Gibbons: About an hour ago.
    Joanna: Oh, really? About an hour ago... so you're gonna get another job?
    Peter Gibbons: I don't think I'd like another job.
    Joanna: Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and...
    Peter Gibbons: You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.
    Joanna: Well, so what do you wanna do?
    Peter Gibbons: I wanna take you out to dinner, and then I wanna go back to my apartment and watch 'Kung Fu'. Do you ever watch 'Kung Fu'?

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    Michael Bolton is a no-talented ass clown!

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    ^^^ That just reminded me of a show that K and I worked on, and one of the camera assistants had the same first name as K. Someone suggested a nickname for K to use, and he said, "No way. Why should *I* change, he's the one who sucks."

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    Haha. ^^^^^^

    When you go into work on monday and you're not feelin so great, does anybody ever tell you "sounds like somebody's got a case of the mondays?"

    What? No. Shit....No, man. I beleive youd get your ass kicked sayin somethin like that.

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    Did you.... get the memo?

    I actually keep a copy of the TPS cover sheet in my desk at work...lol!

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    For the record, Outback Steakhouse requires their servers to wear Pieces of Flair. And yes, they call them that. The minimum was five when I worked there, and they could be whatever little buttons you wanted, so I got one that said "This is a piece of flair" with the Office Space logo below, and another one with a picture of Jennifer Aniston's character looking angry and the caption "Here's my flair!" Several of us wore Office Space buttons... kinda hard not to when you are waiting tables and required to wear Pieces of Flair.

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    I saw The Devil's Rejects when I was high and thought that movie was fucking hilarious!! Could not stop laughing!!!

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    TGI Friday's..... That's all I have to say about flair.




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    Office Space is hilarious. I've actually never watched it drunk or high before.

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    "Yeaaaaahh, if you could come in on sunday, that'd be greaaaat."



    "Im gonna show her my O face. OH! OH! OH!"

    Love it!

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    I love it! They filmed it here, and his apartment complex was actually the same place my boyfriend at the time lived. And her restaurant was actually Alligator Grill, a cajun place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    I love it! They filmed it here, and his apartment complex was actually the same place my boyfriend at the time lived. And her restaurant was actually Alligator Grill, a cajun place.
    Y'know the end part where he's on the beach complaining about the margarita? Thats Key West!...Well...actually Star Island which is right off KW and you need to be invited by someone who lives or is staying there to be allowed on the island at ALL. The restaurant there has REALLY good lobster though. And NONE of the beach waiters would have DARED ignore him like that!!LOL!!Not that he would have been able to stay ther anyway...you have to be a multi millionaire or a celeb or preferably both to even be allowed to stay there. Stupid but whatever. The rich have differant rules.

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    ^^^ Well, it was supposed to be Mexico. They filmed it on that island, but I'm pretty sure they were trying to give the impression that he took the money and went to a Mexican resort, not to Key West. I finally got a Mexican coworker to translate the waiter's line recently - it's been bothering me for years! He gives a very sarcastic, "I'm very sorry, sir," and as he's walking away he mutters, "fucking gringo..."

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    ^^ yeah since they didnt show anything stereotypcally KW I assumed he wasnt suppposed to be there!

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    Great movie, with particularly poignancy for those of us in corporate environments where management is utterly clueless.
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