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    4 bottles of cristal
    A bose stereo to hook up my ipod too
    A bed for my dog & treats
    scented candles
    pizza
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Other than drugs and hookers? (Just kidding!)

    EVERYTHING WOULD HAVE TO SMELL LIKE COCONUT!!!!!!!!!

    Silk kimono-style robes to wear in my lounge or hotel rooms.

    Things that would be availible at all times:
    -Cold Grape flavored Propel
    -Shrimp cocktail
    -Lots of superhealthynutritious diet foods

    ALso (not really on my "demands" list, but) this is how I would live) daily massages at lunchtime One of my best friends from college is a masseusse. I would hire her one week on/one week off (so she could go home too) and WAY overpay her! I would have another massage person for her off weeks.

    Finally, I would have my pups trained as guide dogs and hire handicapped people (also way overpaid) to be members of my entourage. That way we could take the dogs everywhere with us. (Again, rotating several people so they only had to work maybe one week a month and had lots of time to relax, be with their friends and family, and enjoy their ridiculous salary.)

    This is the BEST THREAD EVER! I will probably add more later. Wheeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post

    I worked on a show once and our lead actor - who wasn't even anybody, really, just a supporting actor on some sitcom - had an arrangement whereupon he stayed at the Four Seasons and every week the production had to furnish him with an eight ball and a prostitute.
    Charlie Sheen?

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    No, Charlie Sheen is actually a celebrity. This guy was some sleazy dude from "Gilmore Girls" and I've forgotten his name already. Scott something. He was an asshole.

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    Yekhefah is a celebrity. Didn't you know?

    She's one of those Divas.

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    vegan and gluten-free pot brownies
    rose petals scattered before each step and on my bed
    sliced mango and pinapple galore
    bose system (or a better system I don't even know about yet)
    private pilates and yoga instructor on the premises

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap View Post
    Yekhefah is a celebrity. Didn't you know?

    She's one of those Divas.
    All in due time, hon. All in due time.

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    Just remember the little people.

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    I probably would feel like an ass making one if I were a celeb, but here goes

    I'm going w/ this being before a big event, like I was a famous singer or something

    -assorted diet sodas for me (including orange & root beer), pepsi & coke for my entourage
    -good quality vodka, tequila & whatever everyone else would want, plus smirnoff
    -obviously beautiful male & female groupies (maybe I'd pick them out of the audience like Gene Simmons did)
    -red velvet sectionals in this room
    -pizza & assorted chips & dip (although when I drink hard liquor I don't usually eat, more for my entourage than myself)
    -nice sound system w/ good music picked out

    That's all I can think of right now, but I'm sure if this were actually a possibility & I was sitting around w/ a group of friends, I could come up w/ more stuff.


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    Big bowl of all unbroken Doritos
    I love that idea.

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    Oh I could be totally diva.
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    Great one. I always imagined that if I became rich one day I would hire a great Chinese chef who could make delicious but still pretty health food & have him live w/ my mother to cook for her whenever she wanted, since she loves chinese food.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jezzebelle View Post
    Yeah I heard the M&M story too.

    What would you do if you found a broken Dorito though?
    That depends on why I was a celeb. For their M&M thing (if I did that), it would be not to go on stage until the bowl had been rechecked and refilled to specification.

    Or, I could light the dressing room on fire...
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    I'd like...

    In the trailer and dressing room:

    -smoke-free
    -Bottles of Fiji water
    -I like the almost-frozen Diet Coke idea
    -Apple custard or vanilla scented candles
    -fresh supply of vegetarian food/acai energy bowls/Snickers energy bars
    -internet access/cable TV/Ipod
    -comfy seating
    -hand sanitizer/lotion

    at a hotel:
    -personal room service/butler
    -new sheets/bedding/mattress/towels
    -Lush bath products and large jacuzzi bathtub (one that would fit four)
    -cable/stereo/internet
    -cushy for the tushy toilet paper
    -champagne and strawberries
    -non-smoking room
    -pay-per-view porn for me and C (we'll bring our own sex toys, hee hee)

    I would like to be one of those actresses who treats the crew to something nice every week on my own dime. (masseuse, manicurist, starbucks gift cards, pizza, mexican food, etc.). Happy crew=good energy on the set=great work done on a movie! I would just like the crew to know that I appreciate them.

    I want to be a cool celebrity and treat people with love and respect.
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    I'm white trash and easy to please:

    -An Oust fan

    -Hot tea

    -A decent sond system (I'll bring my own music thank you)

    -A giant bowl of sunflower seeds (unshelled, salted).

    -Enough shelves to keep everything off the floor for when the kids visit me at work.

    Wow I think other than the sound system everything I'd want you can get at 7 eleven. I am white trash...



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    How to pick up a stripper- have a thick cock, don't talk too much, and fuck like Satan. That is all.

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