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    Default I have a problem..

    What started off as a joke, when I was in a stupid mood at work last week had snowballed into a really really big problem. I can't stop saying "so's your mum".

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    It just keeps slipping out. It's absolutly beyond not funny anymore. Can't say it goes over all that well with customers. At best they look confused.
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    Do you realize how ridiculous your problem is ?

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    WHy don't you just not say it anymore? What's "so's your mum" mean anyway?

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    Default Re: I have a problem..

    If I could stop it, it wouldn't be a problem.. and yeah I realise its stupid. (And so's your mum).

    OK I KNOW ITS NOT FUNNY.

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    Well, you made me giggle:p

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    I thought it was funny.
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    I thought it was funny too. Like Napoleon Dynamite. "Your mom goes to college."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I thought it was funny too. Like Napoleon Dynamite. "Your mom goes to college."
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    Lol.. I'll bust out a "your mom" comment here and there. Maybe once a day or so. Not often with the customers.. but it has come out a few times with them, and they always think it's hilarious.

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    Made me laugh

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    Don't worry, I give random offensive comments too when the time calls for it.

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    Sometimes that stuff just pops out. Especially since we spend all night being interested in boring folks, trying to be sexy and (okay not everyone, but some of us!) squashing our intellect around guys who would be threatened by it. We're bound to say something dumb. Or like I did last night, make the W for whatever, with my hands.

    And it's totally funny.

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    Well I think its funny. The first time at least! But if it has turned into an annoying habit then maybe make it a point to really LISTEN to what the person says before you speak. Think about responding to them instead of blurting out So's ur mum.

    So's ur mum. LOL!

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    i used to do this with "in bed" at the end of every sentence.

    i feel ya.
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    I'm borrowing this from the funny pics thread...

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    Heh. I do this with that phrase from the Office show "that's what she said". Whenever someone says anything anywhere near dirty sounding, the boss Michael says "...that's what she said!!"

    And now I do it too, and it's a pretty low form of humour. Can't help myself though. I had to bite my tongue all afternoon today because I was auditing a riding clinic with the best German coach I've ever seen. But he kept saying this kind of stuff:

    "Undulate your hips! Looser, Brittany, looser with the legs!!...Ease off with da hands and lift your sit bones...UNDULATE za hips!"

    ...oh my god. Once it's in your head, the world just blossoms with opportunities. All you can do really is bite your tongue, and say it in your head. What worked for me today: imagining the German's whip smacking my ass if I disrespected his clinic. (...that's what she said).

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    ^^^Hahahaha. That is what I do. All. the. time. I am sure it annoys some people but it entertains me and it doesn't hurt anyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lizlizliz View Post
    i used to do this with "in bed" at the end of every sentence.

    i feel ya. in bed







    I had to do it.




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    I thought it was plain stupid. Then I read the comments and giggled

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    Quote Originally Posted by mollyzmoon View Post
    Heh. I do this with that phrase from the Office show "that's what she said". Whenever someone says anything anywhere near dirty sounding, the boss Michael says "...that's what she said!!"
    I totally do this all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I thought it was funny too. Like Napoleon Dynamite. "Your mom goes to college."
    haha I love that one, especially since my mom is in college. It gives me the easiest come back ever

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    heh, i totally did this with repeating what was said but adding a "your mom" before hand:

    a: "i'm really tired and sore today."
    b: "your mom's really tired and sore today!"

    but i did it with everything. and then i would get to coaching, and a kid would say something like, "i scored!" and i would restrain the living hell out of myself from saying "your MOM scored" ahaha. so, i feel ya. you just have to train yoruself! good luck... it's a hard path to take, but you have to to do.

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    I've been doing this thing where I squeek: "Neek! Neek!"

    I like it, customers only sometimes get it and it's fun.

    find something to replace "so's your mum."

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    Y'know what... I heard your mum has this problem.


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    Oh god, I was on this Jay & Silent Bob kick for awhile with "Smoochie Boochies!" to custys, but.........I'm drunk all the time
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