



There's a new girl here that literally runs and launches herself at customers, like a cracked out flying squirrel. I had to peel her off one of my regular customers the other night. Poor guy's only been back once since, I think he's still scared.
Here's what I know.
Boobs = happy.
Happy = no fight.
No fight = peace.
Therefore:
Boobs = Peace!
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There's this one girl that does not take no for an answer. She'll keep saying "I'm not going to leave you alone until you get a dance." "pleeeeeeeaaaasssseee....", and I have watched her bug the hell out of guys until they get so fed up they get a dance from her. I think it's absolutely immature. She's even made guys leave because she will not leave them alone!
i used to dream militant dreams / of taking over america / to show these white folks how it should be done
i used to dream radical dreams / of blowing everyone away / with my perceptive powers of correct analysis
i even used to think / id be the one to stop the riot and negotiate the peace / then i awoke and dug
that if i dreamed natural dreams / of being a natural woman
doing what a woman does / when shes natural
i would have a revolution
--nikki giovanni
^^^ Dude that's how I picture Bridgette at work!! Except way hot.
LOL! It's so funny that she used that particular wording, because I have her listed as one of my heroes on my MySpace profile! And what you are saying is sooooo true; she NEVER talks shit on other girls, works tirelessly (I don't think I've ever seen her hugging the bar. If there is a customer in there that's not already taken by another girl, she is on him like a diamond's dazzle!), and is such a genuinely pleasant person to work with! But to be honest, people fear and ridicule what they don't understand, and most of the girls were incredibly nasty towards her....but she doesn't let other peoples' ugly attitudes get to her, another thing I love about her. I said it before, and I'll say it ten times over if need be: she absolutely mystifies me!
Viola, I told her within a couple of months of her arrival that I was totally hunting down her mojo! I think it's something in her perfect silicone boobies? (I am jealous!)
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We have all heard of the whoa is me hustle/ ie. my electric bill is due, my baby needs food etc... Whenever I hear a girl using that line on a guy I'll walk over and whisper in his ear something totally stupid that I need money for ex. my doggies both need braces or help me I need a breast reduction - i'm small to begin with so that always gets a laugh. The guys end up chasing me down for dances instead
Alexis
There was a girl at my club who would go and sit on guys laps in silence until they paid her to go away or took her to the dance area, she barely even talked to the other girls. I seriously wondered if she was a mute until I heard her say like 2 words once.
I witnessed one last night, uhm...amazing, I guess.
The girl was Russian, I think, she plopped herself down on a guys lap at the table behind where I was sitting. Takes her shirt off (she wears little zipped up jacket/shirts things) and says "This is my boob, say hello my boob" (grabs boob and says in a Kermit on helium voice) "I'm a boob, I am right here, see me? Would you like a cup of tea maybe?"
then in a regular voice "Oh, why thank you boob, how nice of you! What a nice boob you are!"
Boob voice "I am a nice boob, see me? I am a boob."
K, this little dialog went on for the DURATION OF THE SONG! The guy sat there with his jaw open and a total look of disbelief on his face. The song ends, she says "thank you for letting me entertain you." and holds out her hand.... (I swear some jedi mind trick was going on here) the guy PAID her!!!!
Uhm.....
Uhm....
WTF just happened?





lol, britt, I see you are still my stripper soul sister because that's what I was thinking and
EE that has to be the funniest fucking story I have heard in a LONG time
No no not while she is sitting there. I'll normally wait until she goes away or the guy ends up walking away.
Alexis





What is a gonguro?ExoticEngineer, I think that is the most bizarre hustle I've ever heard of.
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I posted pictures of ganguros. They're Japanese girls that pretty much perfectly fit the description of the girl they mentioned regarding looks.
Also known as a Yamanba:
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Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
^This... this just confuses me. I keep looking, trying to make sense of it. But, no. It reminds me of one of the cartoons my kiddo watches.





It's a Japanese fashion trend stemming off everything the Japanese find 'ugly'. Tan skin, tattoos, excessive makeup, light lips. It's done on purpose to be the most positively anti-mainstream they can be.
Basically, a bunch of teenage girls doing what they can to stand out in a society that tells them how to look.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
http://sistapaua.blogs.com/photos/un.../ganguro14.jpg
I can see how this face would go over well. It's a very clever use of art![]()
there was a girl at my club that would go up to the guys and purr in his ear and they'd love it. she wasn't the prettiest girl either, but that really worked for her. the custies would tell me she's really good at the purring thing, and she'd also lick their ear too....YUCK. but that was her hustle.
and there was another girl that would go up to the custies and would with no expression on her face say "do you want me to ride your cock?" ....omg..that shit was hilarious. and it sometimes worked. it's the same girl that would say to them once there in the LD room with her, "wanna see a trick?" and she'd "queef".....lmao...she wasn't all there, but she was hot. and that just ruined it for her.




This is a funny ass thread with Kermit boobs and ganguros
One girl at my old club, never had any out fits and wore the same white thong every day, nothing else. She would go up to guys and say dirty( and somewhat humorous) things to them, like "your dollar makes me hott". She made pretty good money.
That is somewhat representative of how she looks, actually, but with less crazy eyes. I've posted a couple of pics of her and me and other industry friends in my profile here on SW. But ladies, remember, despite her unconventional appearance, she BANKS, and is a friend of mine, so please don't send mean PMs......I defend her enough from the mean custies! But it's funny about the Japanese trend looks & what they stand for, b/c it sort of follows her personal philosophy....phooey on what mainstream mandates insofar as image, demeanor, and school of thought. She knows that her look turns some people off, and she doesn't care! This is what she likes and thinks is beautiful, so that's what she goes with. For her and no one else! Strange look, yes, but DAMN! this woman gets nothing but respect from this lil dancer!
"Whether you believe you can or can't, either way, you are right." --- Henry Ford
Ok, having a hard time doing the profile thing, so here she is as my own avatar.....ok, that's the end of my threadjacking!
"Whether you believe you can or can't, either way, you are right." --- Henry Ford
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