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    Just thought of another one, I know this one chick who put kitty juice behind her ears.
    This works both in and out of strip clubs.

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    There's a new girl here that literally runs and launches herself at customers, like a cracked out flying squirrel. I had to peel her off one of my regular customers the other night. Poor guy's only been back once since, I think he's still scared.
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    There's this one girl that does not take no for an answer. She'll keep saying "I'm not going to leave you alone until you get a dance." "pleeeeeeeaaaasssseee....", and I have watched her bug the hell out of guys until they get so fed up they get a dance from her. I think it's absolutely immature. She's even made guys leave because she will not leave them alone!

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    OMG, that's so cute!!! I love costumes! As dancers, we're really amongst the privileged few that get to wear costumes all year, and I take advantage of that on a fairly regular basis.

    Okay, strange hustles...A girl that I work with that has a rather bizarre sense of personal style....way overdone mystic tan, long platinum blonde straw, I mean hair, Super dark Egyptian princess type cat-eye makeup, and white (yes, white) lipstick. Despite the naysayers about her (some guys go so far as to say she looks like a TS, did she used to be a man?), she is hands-down the biggest moneymaker we have!!! (I've never heard of her being even remotely dirty, either.) She will walk up to guys, announce that they are going upstairs, and up they go! I've seen her bring guys upstairs AS they're telling her that they won't go up. The last guy I saw her do this to, took her up for at least 3 hours!

    I am mystified!

    OMG!!! I so know who you are talking about!!!! I'm gonna pm you.... She was such a sweet girl!
    I always knew that if she wasn't making any $$ (which was rare), then there was no point in the rest of us being there. ..

    That girl is one of my heroes....
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    ^^^ Dude that's how I picture Bridgette at work!! Except way hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by $$$magnet View Post
    OMG!!! I so know who you are talking about!!!! I'm gonna pm you.... She was such a sweet girl!
    I always knew that if she wasn't making any $$ (which was rare), then there was no point in the rest of us being there. ..

    That girl is one of my heroes....

    LOL! It's so funny that she used that particular wording, because I have her listed as one of my heroes on my MySpace profile! And what you are saying is sooooo true; she NEVER talks shit on other girls, works tirelessly (I don't think I've ever seen her hugging the bar. If there is a customer in there that's not already taken by another girl, she is on him like a diamond's dazzle!), and is such a genuinely pleasant person to work with! But to be honest, people fear and ridicule what they don't understand, and most of the girls were incredibly nasty towards her....but she doesn't let other peoples' ugly attitudes get to her, another thing I love about her. I said it before, and I'll say it ten times over if need be: she absolutely mystifies me!
    Viola, I told her within a couple of months of her arrival that I was totally hunting down her mojo! I think it's something in her perfect silicone boobies? (I am jealous!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSexKitten View Post
    ^^^ Dude that's how I picture Bridgette at work!! Except way hot.
    Me too! Bridgette is my Stripperweb hero!



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    We have all heard of the whoa is me hustle/ ie. my electric bill is due, my baby needs food etc... Whenever I hear a girl using that line on a guy I'll walk over and whisper in his ear something totally stupid that I need money for ex. my doggies both need braces or help me I need a breast reduction - i'm small to begin with so that always gets a laugh. The guys end up chasing me down for dances instead
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    There was a girl at my club who would go and sit on guys laps in silence until they paid her to go away or took her to the dance area, she barely even talked to the other girls. I seriously wondered if she was a mute until I heard her say like 2 words once.

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    I witnessed one last night, uhm...amazing, I guess.

    The girl was Russian, I think, she plopped herself down on a guys lap at the table behind where I was sitting. Takes her shirt off (she wears little zipped up jacket/shirts things) and says "This is my boob, say hello my boob" (grabs boob and says in a Kermit on helium voice) "I'm a boob, I am right here, see me? Would you like a cup of tea maybe?"

    then in a regular voice "Oh, why thank you boob, how nice of you! What a nice boob you are!"

    Boob voice "I am a nice boob, see me? I am a boob."

    K, this little dialog went on for the DURATION OF THE SONG! The guy sat there with his jaw open and a total look of disbelief on his face. The song ends, she says "thank you for letting me entertain you." and holds out her hand.... (I swear some jedi mind trick was going on here) the guy PAID her!!!!

    Uhm.....

    Uhm....

    WTF just happened?




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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexis81 View Post
    We have all heard of the whoa is me hustle/ ie. my electric bill is due, my baby needs food etc... Whenever I hear a girl using that line on a guy I'll walk over and whisper in his ear something totally stupid that I need money for ex. my doggies both need braces or help me I need a breast reduction - i'm small to begin with so that always gets a laugh. The guys end up chasing me down for dances instead
    Alexis, I think that is hilarious, and I hate the "sad story hustle" too, but oooh I'd be so mad if a girl came and whispered in a guys ear while I was sitting with him. Grrrr.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexis81 View Post
    We have all heard of the whoa is me hustle/ ie. my electric bill is due, my baby needs food etc... Whenever I hear a girl using that line on a guy I'll walk over and whisper in his ear something totally stupid that I need money for ex. my doggies both need braces or help me I need a breast reduction - i'm small to begin with so that always gets a laugh. The guys end up chasing me down for dances instead
    whoa, yeah, you dont do that when the girl is sitting there, do you? that's so not cool.

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    lol, britt, I see you are still my stripper soul sister because that's what I was thinking and

    EE that has to be the funniest fucking story I have heard in a LONG time
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

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    OMG, that's so cute!!! I love costumes! As dancers, we're really amongst the privileged few that get to wear costumes all year, and I take advantage of that on a fairly regular basis.

    Okay, strange hustles...A girl that I work with that has a rather bizarre sense of personal style....way overdone mystic tan, long platinum blonde strawlike hair (that I do totally hard time her about, cuz she's my girl!), Super dark Egyptian princess type cat-eye makeup, and white (yes, white) lipstick. Despite the naysayers about her (some guys go so far as to say she looks like a TS, did she used to be a man?), she is hands-down the biggest moneymaker we have!!! (I've never heard of her being even remotely dirty, either.) She will walk up to guys, announce that they are going upstairs, and up they go! I've seen her bring guys upstairs AS they're telling her that they won't go up. The last guy I saw her do this to, took her up for at least 3 hours!

    I am mystified!
    Oh my god! She's a Japanese GONGURO!







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    No no not while she is sitting there. I'll normally wait until she goes away or the guy ends up walking away.
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    What is a gonguro? ExoticEngineer, I think that is the most bizarre hustle I've ever heard of.

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    I posted pictures of ganguros. They're Japanese girls that pretty much perfectly fit the description of the girl they mentioned regarding looks.

    Also known as a Yamanba:





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    ^This... this just confuses me. I keep looking, trying to make sense of it. But, no. It reminds me of one of the cartoons my kiddo watches.




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    I posted pictures of ganguros. They're Japanese girls that pretty much perfectly fit the description of the girl they mentioned regarding looks.

    Also known as a Yamanba:




    Forgive my ignorance, but wtf is that all about? It doesnt even look nice!

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    It's a Japanese fashion trend stemming off everything the Japanese find 'ugly'. Tan skin, tattoos, excessive makeup, light lips. It's done on purpose to be the most positively anti-mainstream they can be.

    Basically, a bunch of teenage girls doing what they can to stand out in a society that tells them how to look.


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    http://sistapaua.blogs.com/photos/un.../ganguro14.jpg

    I can see how this face would go over well. It's a very clever use of art

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    there was a girl at my club that would go up to the guys and purr in his ear and they'd love it. she wasn't the prettiest girl either, but that really worked for her. the custies would tell me she's really good at the purring thing, and she'd also lick their ear too....YUCK. but that was her hustle.

    and there was another girl that would go up to the custies and would with no expression on her face say "do you want me to ride your cock?" ....omg..that shit was hilarious. and it sometimes worked. it's the same girl that would say to them once there in the LD room with her, "wanna see a trick?" and she'd "queef".....lmao...she wasn't all there, but she was hot. and that just ruined it for her.

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    This is a funny ass thread with Kermit boobs and ganguros

    One girl at my old club, never had any out fits and wore the same white thong every day, nothing else. She would go up to guys and say dirty( and somewhat humorous) things to them, like "your dollar makes me hott". She made pretty good money.

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    That is somewhat representative of how she looks, actually, but with less crazy eyes. I've posted a couple of pics of her and me and other industry friends in my profile here on SW. But ladies, remember, despite her unconventional appearance, she BANKS, and is a friend of mine, so please don't send mean PMs......I defend her enough from the mean custies! But it's funny about the Japanese trend looks & what they stand for, b/c it sort of follows her personal philosophy....phooey on what mainstream mandates insofar as image, demeanor, and school of thought. She knows that her look turns some people off, and she doesn't care! This is what she likes and thinks is beautiful, so that's what she goes with. For her and no one else! Strange look, yes, but DAMN! this woman gets nothing but respect from this lil dancer!
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    Ok, having a hard time doing the profile thing, so here she is as my own avatar.....ok, that's the end of my threadjacking!
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