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    Yup-- Barbie Doll is awesome. She mesmerizes everyone around her. It took me a few weeks to warm up to her because the lipstick (it's more like a matte beige) threw me off. She's in my top two dancers I've ever met re: hustle skills.

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    Man I wish I had a "strange hustle", especially if it worked. I admire these people's silly/brazen-ness. "hi i'm joplin ::shakes hand, sits down::, whats your name", "::repeat his name:: awesome/sexy!, what brings you in here tonight?","would you like some entertainment:: BIG smile! squishing my boobies, turn and shake my ass::"' works okay...but damn its fucking boring.

    I want to know what the ganguru-ish girl does, do you think its the different look, or the confidence or both?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hearts View Post
    Here's a funny one:
    He asks, "A girl like you must have a bf, am I right?" My reply: "Well I can't mate with your species so no, not on this planet." He says, "well you look human!" My reply: "You can't see them now, but there are tentacles that come out of my pussy." He says "Let me see!" I told him he'd have to get a private dance. .
    I loooooove that! I gotta steal that one.

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    Once I was in a silly mood, so I walked up to a group of guys, and without saying a word, just started tapping them on the head, one by one. Duck, Duck, Duck....GOOSE! Your the lucky winner of a lapdance!
    I'm stealin' this too, Kaylinn!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Amber_Sparxx View Post
    Ok, having a hard time doing the profile thing, so here she is as my own avatar.....ok, that's the end of my threadjacking!
    Amber, I gotta say there is a definite hottness! I actually like the look even though your description frightened me--I think she's dramatic but hot!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    ^ she's got powers, obviously. Try to find her stripper amulet
    hehe. actually, just sounds like she has a HUGE amount of confidence. The longer I dance, the more I believe that THAT is the biggest and most important "amulet" one could have.

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    As a custie, I believe you guys call us that, that high pitched noise thing would make me either tell the girl something or simply leave. I may be one of the few but I'm looking to be entertained, not annoyed. But if it makes her money, then more power to her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Picaresque View Post
    hehe. actually, just sounds like she has a HUGE amount of confidence. The longer I dance, the more I believe that THAT is the biggest and most important "amulet" one could have.
    It is! I've had bouncers and managers tell me that confidence is the main reason I've made money when everyone else doesn't. Lots of girls don't believe that they're worth it. If you KNOW you are a good salesperson and your "service" is better than everyone else's, customers start believing it too.

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    LOL!!! Thank you, ladies, for both your kind words & open-minds! Here's my theory...not only does she have an eye-catching look that no one else has the gumption to emulate, but she also has the confidence to back it up (SINCERE confidence, she truly believes, and rightly so, that she is a beautiful & special person, inside & out), the sales skills to close the deal, and (I think guys find this the most intriguing of all) embodies the overall stereotypical physical image of a live Barbie doll stripper, but defies the stereotype. She's thrived in the face of adversity, is a completely self-made woman (my jaw hit the ground when I saw this chick's home!) without ever having to be dirty, has had a "normal/professional/whatever" career for the last 16 years, but loudly and proudly proclaims her love and preference for being a dancer, citing what many girls feel and all too few say: that becoming a dancer was the most self-empowering move she ever made. She is, in many ways, a paradox. I think people fear what they don't understand, and when people can't categorize her right away, they dismiss her as a freak without knowing her. Their loss, really. She's the only living example of true inspiration that I've ever known personally....Barbie just ROCKS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Amber_Sparxx View Post
    LOL!!! Thank you, ladies, for both your kind words & open-minds! Here's my theory...not only does she have an eye-catching look that no one else has the gumption to emulate, but she also has the confidence to back it up (SINCERE confidence, she truly believes, and rightly so, that she is a beautiful & special person, inside & out), the sales skills to close the deal, and (I think guys find this the most intriguing of all) embodies the overall stereotypical physical image of a live Barbie doll stripper, but defies the stereotype. She's thrived in the face of adversity, is a completely self-made woman (my jaw hit the ground when I saw this chick's home!) without ever having to be dirty, has had a "normal/professional/whatever" career for the last 16 years, but loudly and proudly proclaims her love and preference for being a dancer, citing what many girls feel and all too few say: that becoming a dancer was the most self-empowering move she ever made. She is, in many ways, a paradox. I think people fear what they don't understand, and when people can't categorize her right away, they dismiss her as a freak without knowing her. Their loss, really. She's the only living example of true inspiration that I've ever known personally....Barbie just ROCKS!
    I absolutely adore this post.

    It's so inspiring to me to hear how dancers thwart normative beauty standards and make out like bandits.

    I don't find it coincidental that Barbie chose to dance and really does love it: it shines through.

    Funny about confidence: no matter what job it is, when my mojo is strong (especially around ovulation but just when my self-talk and self-care are both good), I make things happen and can attract what I need, which perpetuates the cycle.

    But when I'm coming from negativity - even being pissy at someone that day and feeling like life isn't working out, I can go through the same motions but still not produce results. I guess it's because people can tell whether you are in a good place and instinctively know whether to get closer or not.
    "Don't piss off a motivated stripper."


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    hmm...strange hustles? How about the girl who sometimes does her stage set in a fat suit?!?! Yup. A FAT SUIT.
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    ^What are custy reactions?
    "Don't piss off a motivated stripper."


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    Typically she will only do this when the crowd's sitting there like a bunch of zombies. Believe it or not once they realize what's up, they are lining up to tip her. Usually when she wears the fat suit she dances to "I like big butts" by Sir Mix-A-Lot and "Rumpshaker" by Wreckx -N- Effect.

    It's hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Picaresque View Post
    One girl at my club gets coked off her ass every night...and literally trips and falls into people's laps, looks up at them and slurs "get a motherfucking lapdance, ok?"

    Surprisingly...it often works.

    OMG, that's horrible. LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisa View Post
    Typically she will only do this when the crowd's sitting there like a bunch of zombies. Believe it or not once they realize what's up, they are lining up to tip her. Usually when she wears the fat suit she dances to "I like big butts" by Sir Mix-A-Lot and "Rumpshaker" by Wreckx -N- Effect.

    It's hilarious.
    I love this, it sounds hilarious!



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    I knew this girl that would sell a mint for twenty dollars but it came with a free table dance.

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    ^^^^^^

    now thats cute......
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Jenny told me an awesome story about a girl who would sit down next to guys and whisper "pussypussypussypussypussypussypussy..." in their ear until they got a dance.

    Feature costumes for sale!

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    ^^^^ hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hearts View Post
    Here's a funny one:
    Yesterday a younger guy and his friends were tipping well at the rack. It was mid shift so the music was turned down and we were all talking. He asks, "A girl like you must have a bf, am I right?" My reply: "Well I can't mate with your species so no, not on this planet." He says, "well you look human!" My reply: "You can't see them now, but there are tentacles that come out of my pussy." He says "Let me see!" I told him he'd have to get a private dance. (That's also a funny way to get out of answering that question.)
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    Yeah but do they get disappointed with you when you get them out the back and they discover you don't have any tentacles coming out of your pussy..........Or do you actually have tentacles....

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    when i dont feel like bothering ill go sit next to a guy and just stare at him. i've had alot of guys go "all right, all right, i'll get a dance!" without me having to say anything.

    it seems the stupider i act the more dances i get. 's why i dye my hair blonde!

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    Daisa, are u at midway? we have a girl there that does that exact set

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    ^^^Kitty, you're pretty new so I'm sure you didn't realize, some girls don't like to say where they work because of stalkers and privacy & stuff. If you want you can edit your post by clicking the "edit" button next to "quote," "multi-quote," and "reply."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    Once I was in a silly mood, so I walked up to a group of guys, and without saying a word, just started tapping them on the head, one by one. Duck, Duck, Duck....GOOSE! Your the lucky winner of a lapdance!
    hahaha i've done that one too!!
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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    But what if the "lucky winner" says, "No thanks". I swear I picked what I think was the only asshole at the table when I tried this last night
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    a girl i work with tells guys to turn around to see his butt, then she smacks it lightly and tells him to go to vip, while tapping his butt. simple as that. i see her do this again and again. ive tried it, doesnt work for me. and when shes in vip, she desnt even dance! she talks the whole time, hardly ever taking her top off. i dont know what shes talking about. i dont have that much convo.

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