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    I was at the store and I overheard some employees on their break and I had to laugh...

    A husband walks in to find his wife in bed with the blow dryer on full blast on her cooch and he asks in shock :what the hell are you doing?!' and the woman turns off the dryer and says "heating up your dinner"

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    Actually, as long as you brought it up, using a hair dryer on the vaginal area is a good treatment/ preventative for yeast infections, since they thrive on moisture. (Cool/warm setting, ladies, you can hurt your girl bits with the High setting.)

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    Well actually it isn't good to place any type of wind on your vaginal area because if air gets in to the vagina you can cause an air pocket and can cause an aneurysm. SO don't do it!

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    ^ Huh? Then what are queefs? Expelled aneurysms? How does vagina air get in your blood?


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    OMG, my Nana told me this joke a long time ago, but, instead of the hair dryer, the woman was sliding up and down the bannister in the hallway.

    LOL!!!

    (I obviously got my sense of humor from Nana!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by High_Heel_Lover View Post
    Well actually it isn't good to place any type of wind on your vaginal area because if air gets in to the vagina you can cause an air pocket and can cause an aneurysm. SO don't do it!
    I'm pretty sure that can only happen when your pregnant (and even then it's exceedingly rare). It's something they warn you about specifically in pregnancy books. Something to do with the placenta being a direct link to your boodstream. I'm to lazy to look it up which is sad because my I can see my copy of What To Expect from here.



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    I am sorry it's an embolism not an aneurysms, I was close though.

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    Ok so I didn't find the original article where I read this but I found something on it...

    My girlfriend and I have oral sex. I heard that if you blow in the vagina of a female that it could kill her. Is that true?



    Dear Reader,

    Yes, it's a true but very rare occurrence. When air is blown or forced directly into a vagina — without allowing any air to escape — an air embolism (the abnormal presence of air in the cardiovascular system) could form, which can be fatal. Women who are more at risk for this unlikely possibility are those whose pelvic vessels are enlarged (meaning, increased blood supply to the vagina) due to a condition such as trauma and possibly pregnancy. So, if a very large amount of air were to be blown or forced into their vaginal canals, it's possible that the air could enter their bloodstream, causing a blockage in a blood vessel. As a result, some of these women, perhaps including the pregnant women's fetus, may experience complications. In extraordinary cases, some of these women (and the fetus) may die if the embolism travels to the heart or lungs.

    If you like blowing air into your girlfriend's vulva, and if your girlfriend enjoys the sensations brought on by this, it may give you two some peace of mind to know that gently puffing some air into or breathing on a woman's vulva during oral pleasuring appears to be okay. However, it might be better to suck, kiss, lick, probe, press (with lips or fingers), or lightly nibble a woman's vulva or clitoris than blow or force air directly into her vagina. Safer and enjoyable oral sex on a woman mostly involves using a dam, finding out what feels good to her, and practice.

    The answer, my friend, is not blowin' in the women.






    Now oh I know where I heard this, Talk Sex on the Oxigen Network. Anyway I guess if you force air there is a chance it can happen but hmm now must do more research.

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    Funny joke ! Thanks for sharing !
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