I know we've all worked with really stupid dancers, but who's your nominee for the Stupidest Dancer Ever Award? I'm talking REALLY freakishly stupid... like you seriously wonder how they dress themselves and can leave the house without a chaperone kind of stupid.
I nominate "J" who I've worked with for about 4 years now. "J" is a nice girl, and I always knew she was a few crayons short of a box, but I'm nominating her for this one particular incident...
Today she comes into work and she's all upset. I'm thinking like her boyfriend just broke up with her or something, but she tells me she's bugging out because she just found out from her bank that her checking account is overdrawn and she got hit with a bounced check fee. But, she's CERTAIN it has to be a mistake by the bank and can't understand why they won't give her the fee back since it was their error. So, I ask what happened, and she shows me the letter from her bank saying her account is overdrawn and that they're charging the bounced check fee. But she's positive it has to be a mistake and she CAN'T possibly be overdrawn. So, of course, I ask her if she keeps track of what's in the account and how she can be sure she wasn't really overdrawn, and she shows me her checkbook and says... "Look! I CAN'T be overdrawn! I still have all these checks left!"
Oh. My. God.
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So I go, "You know what Fromunda cheese is, right? It's not a real cheese..." And her reply, " Oh. It started with a 'F', though." 



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