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    I know we've all worked with really stupid dancers, but who's your nominee for the Stupidest Dancer Ever Award? I'm talking REALLY freakishly stupid... like you seriously wonder how they dress themselves and can leave the house without a chaperone kind of stupid.

    I nominate "J" who I've worked with for about 4 years now. "J" is a nice girl, and I always knew she was a few crayons short of a box, but I'm nominating her for this one particular incident...

    Today she comes into work and she's all upset. I'm thinking like her boyfriend just broke up with her or something, but she tells me she's bugging out because she just found out from her bank that her checking account is overdrawn and she got hit with a bounced check fee. But, she's CERTAIN it has to be a mistake by the bank and can't understand why they won't give her the fee back since it was their error. So, I ask what happened, and she shows me the letter from her bank saying her account is overdrawn and that they're charging the bounced check fee. But she's positive it has to be a mistake and she CAN'T possibly be overdrawn. So, of course, I ask her if she keeps track of what's in the account and how she can be sure she wasn't really overdrawn, and she shows me her checkbook and says... "Look! I CAN'T be overdrawn! I still have all these checks left!"

    Oh. My. God.

    <<<<<THUD>>>>>

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    ^ ahahaa she def. picked the right career.... (no offense)

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    Jesus, Mary and Joseph...

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    a FEW crayons short you say..?
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    so that most people dont have to rewrite...

    look in the Stripper Hall of Shame for some good ones.
    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69961

    ill also add another dumb stripper story, but it just didnt qualify for Stripper hall of Shame:

    This girl who I used to work with filled out of her personal information with the club after making a lot of money off of someone, as they were going to give her a 1099. She is talking about this in the DR and we begin to tell her that she's going to have to claim this money she made when she does her taxes.

    She looks all dumbfounded, and says inquisitively, "I have to pay taxes?"

    A few of us laugh at her. She says, well she'd never really done her taxes, and all, and what will she owe yadda yadda. We try to explain that as Independent Contractors we pay 4x/Year in estimates.

    She starts freaking out and then says how she's bad at SCIENCE! then she leaves the room.

    SCIENCE??? Taxes = accounting, but i can possibly see how the line is drawn from accounting to math. but SCIENCE??? wtf.

    Love it!

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    lol in her head science must mean "all that intelligent stuff I never understood"

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    Hmm... I work with this one chick who is really out there, yet "entertaining". Well one week I had to follow her on stage. Small club, do your own lights, and this pasty white girl BLARES all the red lights across the stage - ugh. I don't want to be seen under them for even a second, so as she's coming down, I ask her; "Can you please turn down the lights as your finishing up?" And she reponds (with one hand on the ceiling, swaying back and forth (she doesn't drink) looking up down all around except at me) Mmmmm.... sometimes I can, aaaaand, sometimes I can't. Then proceeds to exit the stage and leave. Okee dokee - never mind, I got it toots.

    Maybe not stupid award, but from another planet award
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    I think I already wrote about this darling girl in the "overheard in the dressing room" thread... But its sitll a good story...

    One of hte girls at the club got her Hood pierced. This girl admired it... "OH! So pretty... but I couldn't do that, I don't have that!" "Umm, sweety, of course you have a clit! Your hood may be shorter, but its still THERE...." "Ummm which part is the clit?" *points inside inner labia* "No silly, your clit is right there!" *points above* "WHERE?!" *points closer* "I still don't see it!" "RIGHT THERE!" *touches girls clit, and grabs baby wipe and runs to bathroom* SHe didnt come out for so long, she looked at me like "did we just hear that" and we both ran off to go laugh. What ARE they teaching these kids in sex ed today?!

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    That would make a great blonde joke!!!!!
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    So this new girl started the other night. Well apparently she was wearing the same color nail polish on her toes as one of the older girls. The older girl gets in the new girl's face and is like "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" The new girl was scared and confused and was like "what do you mean?!" "You're wearing the same color nail polish as me, that's what I mean!" Housemom stepped in...
    But seriously! Drama much?

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    We had a new-ish girl who was telling me about how she loves bleu cheese dressing, but was allergic to it. Then she goes, "Someone told me that if you mix Fromunda cheese with ranch dressing it tastes just like bleu cheese!" So I go, "You know what Fromunda cheese is, right? It's not a real cheese..." And her reply, " Oh. It started with a 'F', though."

    Am I the only that thinks this is funny?
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    Quote Originally Posted by veronicavale View Post
    We had a new-ish girl who was telling me about how she loves bleu cheese dressing, but was allergic to it. Then she goes, "Someone told me that if you mix Fromunda cheese with ranch dressing it tastes just like bleu cheese!" So I go, "You know what Fromunda cheese is, right? It's not a real cheese..." And her reply, " Oh. It started with a 'F', though."

    Am I the only that thinks this is funny?
    hehe fromunda cheese. eww.


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    Kaia-

    Like a year and a half ago I was back in town visiting for a month so I worked where you do for a couple days, and after I got off the main stage some bitch came up to me and was like, "you need to stop doing that backwards summersault move. That's my friends move." I was like, "bitch, I'll do whatever I want." lol. WTF???
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    ^^Really??!! I was there a yr and a half ago. I must've been off or something. You used to work there and girls there are so retardedly possessive about stupid shit aren't they?? (Maybe it's changed since all the old girls left). From the color of their nail polish to dance moves (I mean there are only so many moves we can do!) to what songs they dance to. Seriously, ridiculous!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corgan View Post
    ^ ahahaa she def. picked the right career.... (no offense)
    That reminds me...



    And to the OP: I have to think about my Retard-Stripper-Of-The-Year Award or whatever, cuz I know so many, it's hard to pick just one!

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