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    AHHHHH!

    My poor wittle ham pocket! I have gotten my first YI!!!! And it is AGONIZING! Even after soaking in a bath...using vagisil cream for the itch...I have still itched myself near raw ! Of course, not thinking straight, I did a monistat 3 day treatment....um, yeah...still in pussy hell. Soooo, remembering a while back about the whole garlic thing, I now have a huge clove of garlic in my snatch.

    I figure as long as I can keep my hands on the keyboard, they'll stay away from tearing up my pink bits and a fit of fury.

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    * drive fast (not run) to the supermarket and buy a big container of no-sugar added plain yogurt with l.acidophilous in it. Get a surgical glove and fill it up with the yogurt, freeze it, then snip the fingers off the glove to use like tampons (take the rubber off, of course.) Applying yogurt topically works too but with this popsicle, it melts out anyway and the ice soothes the burning.

    * Some say not to use soap on the YI site, but I do anyway and dry it well with a towel and use a hair dryer set on cool or warm (NOT blowing air straight into the vajayjay, of course)...This gives a chance for the topical antifungal cream to adhere better.

    * The garlic works like magic. I score mine up so more allacin gets into my body. (You're a big girl you can handle a little stinging.)

    Good luck hon, and don't sex up your man, YIs can spread from sex.

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    Are you sure its a YI? If it's your first, you generally need to have your gyno check it out to make sure that's what it really is, and then you'll know how to diagnose it in the future. It's possible it could be a bacterial infection, which can have similar symptoms to a YI.

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    i bet the garlic will work.... i just had an evil YI a few weeks ago... the cream did NOThing, but the garlic helped a TON. just keep changing the cloves for a few days, and it really should get better. i actually went and bought a big thing of pre-peeled cloves for 4 bucks. super-easy!!!!

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    Yeah, its a YI

    I have pretty well eaten nothing but yougurt and garlic for the past two days. I think I have eaten two bulbs of garlic and scarfed down 3 large containers of yogurt!

    Yeah...and to top off th YI treatments, I have massive farts due to eating the my sauteed garlic mushrooms.

    Now I have garlic in my snatch, I've eaten a shitload of garlic, and now when I fart it smells like garlic. I'm gonna be so sexy when hubby gets home from his 48 hour shift aren't I?

    Hubby knew when he left 2 days ago for work I was having issues. He went and bought me the monistat from the pharmacy. I told him no sex until he gets back from hunting on Sunday. He leaves tomorrow, so he kinda bummed he gets no nookie before he goes, but oh well....he'll live!

    I'm gonna try the frozen yogurt up the cooch....sounds kinds kinky too!LOL!

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    Don't use soap on a YI! The YI thrives on it. Keep you panties off for a few days too, YIs also thrive in a moist enviroment.

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    Cotton underwear or panty free until the YI is gone. Keep up with the yogurt and garlic. Might want to see a doctor if your symptoms don't subside soon, could be a bac infection.

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    Thanks girlies!

    My ham pocket feels better today after the garlic. Gonna do more garlic tonight. Got my girlfriend over tonight for some wine. She got me drunk....told her I had galic up my twat...she thinks I'm crazy!

    LOL! I like being a No-Panty dirty girl! BUt yeah, so far...on the mend!

    Didn't think work was a good idea tonight...hanging with my girl while hubby left to go hunting with his buddies. Her and I don't get to hang much together....

    ...I'm in a drunken off-topic ramble....I'm gonna shut up now and get me another glass! *hiccup*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinder View Post
    AHHHHH!

    My poor wittle ham pocket! I have gotten my first YI!!!! And it is AGONIZING! Even after soaking in a bath...using vagisil cream for the itch...I have still itched myself near raw ! Of course, not thinking straight, I did a monistat 3 day treatment....um, yeah...still in pussy hell. Soooo, remembering a while back about the whole garlic thing, I now have a huge clove of garlic in my snatch.

    I figure as long as I can keep my hands on the keyboard, they'll stay away from tearing up my pink bits and a fit of fury.

    I feel for you. I really do. But just the way you worded this... I swear I am dying over here.
    I hope the garlic works and that you start to feel better soon.

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    YAY! Garlic converts another stripper! I just did it the other day too.
    :dances: Feeling much better I might add.

    One day mainstream society will catch onto the garlic trick and monistat will go out of business. I can only hope.

    I think scented soap is the major culprit. I use UNSCENTED Tom's of Maine soap and it doesn't give me any issues. Thongs, however...

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    Oh Sinder I've been there. I just finished a 7 day prescription for a YI that keeps reappearing. Hopefully this did the trick. I need to try some garlic too. My husband told me last night that we havent had sex since our wedding night.... Ooops... THat was oct. 26th. Hopefully my vag is all better and I can give up some nookie tonight.



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    Can we sticky this thread? Cuz seriously...

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    It just gets better and better everytime I read it! "Ham pocket"!


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    I LOL'ed when I read 'ham pocket'.

    While the garlic is working, try sitting on a bag of frozen vegetables. It made me feel tons better while I was waiting for the infection to go away.
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    Don't soap the clam.

    If you don't get better I would go to the OB and see if it's not something else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phillyvixen View Post
    Oh Sinder I've been there. I just finished a 7 day prescription for a YI that keeps reappearing.
    Years ago I had this problem & the doctor told me sometimes there is a small amount of yeast that stays hidden/dormant and it blooms into a new raging YI at the first opportunity.

    Eliminate sugar from your diet...Seriously, this will help a lot.

    (As for the anti-soap votes: I do it because I have really stubborn public hair that just makes the YI misery worse so I soap, shave bare and start napalming the YI with antifungal cream. It might not work for everyone but it works for me.)

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    i love the typo "public hair"

    i've seen it so many times, and it's still so good, every time.



    also, i've found that when i'm putting garlic in my pussy, it helps to score the surface. it's a little smellier, but it works faster for me.

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    ^Yeah, scoring is the way to go unless you are sensitive to it and it burns you.

    Oh - once the garlic turned a little BLUE in one spot. I freaked out and did some research and learned it's because of the acids in your vag. So don't freak out if your garlic turns blue.

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