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    Default I Hate Rats!

    They drivez me crazy.

    Crazyy? I was crazy once.

    They locked me in ar ubber room.

    I died in that rubber roomm.

    THey buried me six feet under.

    With all the ratsss.

    Rats?

    I HATE rats.

    They drive me CRAZY.

    Crazyy? I was crazy once.

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    hahahah i remember that, crazy?? i was crazy once shit we said back in the day

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    sounds like 'it was a dark and stormy night' repetition... ehehe i thought this was going to be about real rats! i was all ready to post convincing pictures otherwise!!!!

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    Omg. Pet rats are super cute.

    What was the dark and stormy night one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PookaShell View Post
    Omg. Pet rats are super cute.

    What was the dark and stormy night one?
    It was a dark and stormy night, far in the north of the Rockies. The lumbermen sat around the campfire, and the foreman said, "Tell us a story, Bill." And Bill did tell us a story. And this is what Bill said:

    "It was a dark and stormy night, far in the north of the Rockies. The lumbermen sat around the campfire, and the foreman said, 'Tell us a story, Bill.' And Bill did tell us a story. And this is what Bill said:

    "It was a dark and stormy night, far in the north of the Rockies...."

    ... etc etc etc. i learned it as, 'and the captain said to the mate, "MATE! Tell us a story!" and this is what he told....' but you get the idea.

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    Crazy? I was crazy once.

    They locked me in a rubber room with rubber rats...

    Rats? I hate rats, they drive me crazy...
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    It was a dark and stormy night. The first mate went up to the captain and said. 'Captain, tell us a story'.......




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    Hehehe.

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    This thread reminds me of Lambchops.
    ( this is the song that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on my friend....)

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    Some interesting facts about rats:

    Except for humans, rats are the most numerous and successful mammal on earth.

    One breeding pair could have up to 15,000 descendants in a year. Poison and traps just make space for more rats - while driving evolution to select for rats that are immune to the poison and more wary of traps.

    Rats can plummet five stories to the ground and scurry off unharmed or survive being flushed down the toilet and enter buildings by the same route.

    Rats can gnaw through lead pipes and cinder blocks with their chisel teeth which exert 24,000 pounds per square inch. A rat must keep gnawing on things or its teeth will grow into the roof of its mouth.

    There are rats that survived the atomic test on Eniwetok Atoll.

    In Deshnoke, Rajasthan, rats are provided sanction and care by worshipers in the Hindu temple of Bhagwati Karniji. Bowls of sweet grain and milk are left out for the rats who inhabit the temple by the thousands.

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    *pets her rats Choy and Aries* I love my little guys. ^^

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    PoooooooookkaaaaaaaShelllllllllllllll!!!!!


    I have to tell what your thread did for me! I dated a guy in highschool, our senior year. I wuvvvved him SO much, and he used to say that silly thing all the time when it was late at night and we were being goofy.

    You just brought back such a happy happy memory for me. Ahhhhhhh.

    :kiss:




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    Quote Originally Posted by dlabtot View Post
    Some interesting facts about rats:

    Except for humans, rats are the most numerous and successful mammal on earth.

    One breeding pair could have up to 15,000 descendants in a year. Poison and traps just make space for more rats - while driving evolution to select for rats that are immune to the poison and more wary of traps.

    Rats can plummet five stories to the ground and scurry off unharmed or survive being flushed down the toilet and enter buildings by the same route.

    Rats can gnaw through lead pipes and cinder blocks with their chisel teeth which exert 24,000 pounds per square inch. A rat must keep gnawing on things or its teeth will grow into the roof of its mouth.

    There are rats that survived the atomic test on Eniwetok Atoll.

    In Deshnoke, Rajasthan, rats are provided sanction and care by worshipers in the Hindu temple of Bhagwati Karniji. Bowls of sweet grain and milk are left out for the rats who inhabit the temple by the thousands.
    did you get that STRAIGHT from a dvd extra....

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    ^ No... it mostly from an old underground comic... Mickey Rat

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    REALLY!!??? Wow... a certain *cough* cartoon movie copied quite a bit of that recently... interesting....

    *slaps avatar in the face* jeebus, pixar!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ColetteCalahan View Post
    REALLY!!??? Wow... a certain *cough* cartoon movie copied quite a bit of that recently... interesting....

    *slaps avatar in the face* jeebus, pixar!
    And the comic says it got its facts from a July 1977 National Geographic article.... "The Rat: Lapdog of the Devil" by T.Y. Canby

    apparently the interesting facts about rats haven't changed in 30 years...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExoticEngineer View Post
    PoooooooookkaaaaaaaShelllllllllllllll!!!!!


    I have to tell what your thread did for me! I dated a guy in highschool, our senior year. I wuvvvved him SO much, and he used to say that silly thing all the time when it was late at night and we were being goofy.

    You just brought back such a happy happy memory for me. Ahhhhhhh.

    :kiss:
    *grins*

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    It's funny that this title popped up cause just a mere 4 hours ago, I had a major run-in with a rat!

    I have been putting poisons and traps out cause this rat gets in my pet cages and steals their food.

    Nothing seems to be working, think there are alot of them cause the one tonight didn't look like the last one I saw.....

    Anyway, I have been getting pissed, so I got out my pellet gun, and keep it locked and loaded at all times....

    this morning, I was laying on the couch when I saw the lil fucker go past my front door to the bookshelf by the door.

    I took aim and when he started to come out the far side of the shelf I tagged him.... I quickly reloaded and when he stuck his head out the other side I tagged him again....

    I thought I had him good cause he was making a god awful noise behind the shelf.... turns out he was climbing the back of the shelf cause he came flying off the top of the bookshelf to the dresser on the other side of the door... scared the shit outta me!!!!

    But I regained my composure, and when he came out the far side of the dresser I tagged his fat head again! THEY HAVE HARD HEADS!

    As I stood waiting for him to appear from the other side..... BAM he literally jumped out headed straight for me, I shot him again.... this pellet bounced off his furry lil noggin and bounced right into the glass pane at the bottom of my front door.....

    luckily the door is double paned,,,, but the inside is completely shattered. And the damn thing went scurrying away.....

    If it hadn't been so funny.... this rat running straight for me..... me screaming like a lil bitch...and then on top of that the pellet bouncing off his head into my front door glass... I would've been pissed
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    ^ I guess my dad was right when he told me to never fire a gun inside the house.

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    *pouts at DJ's story and continues to pet her babies*

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberrySwitchblade View Post
    *pouts at DJ's story and continues to pet her babies*
    I would never hurt a pet MOUSE.... but this is a rat stealing my other pets food! Don't worry berry... I have a pet mouse too... I just cant stand RATS!
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    Uhm...my babies are white rats. Two girls. Rattus Norvegicus. I'm about to adopt a little brown one with white feet. I also have mice, but those buggers STINK. Though I wear I could power my house if I could attach a generator to their wheel.

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