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    Default I just got off the plane of DOOOOMM!!!

    ...And now I'm supposed to reboard it?!

    Fuck fuck fuckity fuck. After about two hours sleep last night I went to the airport because I promised my Maritime friend a visit this weekend. I get into Ottawa airport, and it's chaos. Air Canada had a 'computer glitch', and everything is delayed, no one knows a damn thing, all is insane.

    Apparently that computer glitch prevented the airport from realizing the insane weather out east, and thus they did not delay our flight. The turbulence was so bad as we got closer to Halifax, I started to get very motion sick. So here I am, puking and blah, and everyone's like "we are going to fucking die".

    We try to land, and the plane's wings are dipping from side to side, and as I look at the ground, I wonder about how we are going to land a plane sideways? Mostly though, I am too nauseous to care (I can't spell that word). You know how not to be afraid of death? Be distracted by illness.

    Anyway, I guess the pilot also doubted the safety of that attempted landing, because all of a sudden he pulled the plane back up. And then we had to redirect to Charlottetown. More sickness, more jumbly plane, but we arrived alive. It's a good thing I'm not a waif though, because stepping off that plane, the wind was so strong I almost got blown over the water to Nova Scotia. Mary Poppins, look out!

    And now, an hour later, we're supposed to believe it's safe to 'try again'?

    So if I die, I love you stripperweb. Heh. Seriously though, fuck Air Canada in its skyward ear.

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    Default Re: I just got off the plane of DOOOOMM!!!

    Oh wow. *fingers crossed for Molly*



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    Default Re: I just got off the plane of DOOOOMM!!!

    The bright side: at least you have a pilot who does not want to die either.

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    jeeze...have a safe flight hun. I'm sorry, I'm terrified of planes and turbulance sucks major ass.


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    Default Re: I just got off the plane of DOOOOMM!!!

    Heheh, there's a guy next to me praying. Honestly, I'm so dehydrated, ill, and tired, the plane can go down for all I care. So long as I dose myself stupid with Gravol. La dee dah!!

    Thanks for the kind words & crossed fingers, folks! I also am not a fan of flying.

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    Oh man.

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    The CBC just tried to interview me. Fuck off, news man.

    Sorry for all the real-time posting, guys! I'm trying to distract myself.

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    Default Re: I just got off the plane of DOOOOMM!!!

    fuck that...i wouldn't get back on. especially since you feel sick.

    go get some water, and some sort of white bread and tell them you're too sick to fly and they need to get you on a different flight later one.





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    Default Re: I just got off the plane of DOOOOMM!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by sassysummer View Post
    fuck that...i wouldn't get back on. especially since you feel sick.

    go get some water, and some sort of white bread and tell them you're too sick to fly and they need to get you on a different flight later one.
    yeah I second that.


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    Default Re: I just got off the plane of DOOOOMM!!!

    They just decided to delay another two hours. I'm going to go nap.

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    Oh jeez.

    Keep posting, and use it as your records for when you write a scathing complaint letter demanding flight credit/a bazillion aeroplan points.


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    I third Sassysummer's suggestion! Your situation sounds awful. E-hugs for my airsick Canadian mooper
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    I wish you a safe arrival to your final destination!

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    Default Re: I just got off the plane of DOOOOMM!!!

    awww poor molly!
    i have a horrible fear of airplanes. I really hope this never happens again to you. Last i came back from germany i almost was in tears coz the turbulence was scary. its not uncommon that pilots dont always take the landing.. that pilot was concerned about yours safety and went up, thats a good pilot.




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    Any update? Man this sucks

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    I hope you're doing okay Molly! I always take anti-yack meds before I get on a plane just in case. Especially if I'm coming into an airport I know sucks *coughnewarkblowscough* Hopefully you're at your friends house, rehydrating.

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    You better post the second you land and have computer access.


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    Default Re: I just got off the plane of DOOOOMM!!!

    That's awful, I hope your next flight is far better.

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    No worries folks, it'd have been on the news if there were life and death problems.

    But yeah, update yo!

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    Damn Molly!! Come back and let us know you're ok girl!

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    MOLLY. You'd better come back and update us, I don't wanna hear about any accidents, y'hear? Be safe!

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    Molly, you ok?

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    Default Re: I just got off the plane of DOOOOMM!!!

    Yo, I'm cool now. I can't handle no sleep, no food, and having all my luggage ruined (well, soaked in the rain...merci beaucoup, Air Canadicks). Boo. They kept pushing us in and out of security, and then I was just going to take the ferry, but that was closed too. And then I was going to rent a car, but I'm not 25. And then I was going to take a bus, but the wind was so strong they weren't allowed over the bazillion mile bridge.

    Anywhoo, eventually they did decide to try again, and the weather was ok. Still bouncy, but we landed! And then I had a big east coast meal, and then 12 hours of sleep last night. Ta-dah! We also hit up Nova Scotia's one and only strip club.

    A happy ending! Thanks for all the concern. I was just pissy yesterday.

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    Thank the gods! Glad you're safe!!!
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    Default Re: I just got off the plane of DOOOOMM!!!

    Uhh, I HATE flying with a passion and I do it so much from Newfoundland to Ontario and Montreal and all over back again. I just flew to Ontario 8 days ago. ( Im here now for alittle while) and I had to take a small air canada plane from toronto to timmins and that plane was so small and so loud and scary!! And I have to take it again..ughh.. flying sucks!....
    Sorry to hear about You'r bad exsperiance...

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