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    My boyfriend and I have a nice, big historic house with a huge yard on the verge of a nice neighborhood and a bad neighborhood. It's basically half ghetto, half rich artsy people. The BF got a good deal on it, and within a few years the nice neighborhood should spill over and drown out the bad one. It's a good investment. My BF worked really hard to buy this house. It's 3 bedrooms, so we have two roommates - but we're ready to get rid of them and live alone, or get new ones.

    Roommate #1: Stereotypical slacker girl. Got arrested for DUI, but drives drunk to her community service for DUI. Constantly drunk, even I'm like "Sober up, bitch". Waits tables, has no intentions of going back to school. Claims she wants to be a photographer, but she never takes pictures, scoffs at the idea of shooting weddings or other things like to build a portfolio that because she's an "artist", has no business cards, sells nothing. Never does her dishes. Her teeth are slowly becoming green. She cooks awful smelly things and stinks up the kitchen for days. We have a big backyard, and one day she got the bright idea to have a "fire pit", so she dug a hole in the yard by the trees (during a drought) and in view of the neighbors. She's burned half of my boyfriend's firewood (that he chopped like a damn hot lumberjack himself out of a giant log when he chopped down a tree in the backyard) and hasn't replaced it. Firewood is EXPENSIVE. So we have no firewood and a burn hole in the yard.

    Roommate #2: Spoiled rich Jewish college boy who doesn't work and whose doctor parents pay all his bills. He's 23 and his rent checks (always a week late) are from his parents! He constantly talks shit about how crappy and ghetto the neighboorhood is, and it pisses me off SO MUCH. His car got broken into by a bum because he left tons of stuff out on his car seat, like an iPod, and blames it on the neighborhood - but he has yet to clean out his car and has taken over MY parking spot in the driveway by the house. If you don't like the house, move the fuck out and pay high rent in a different part of town. My boyfriend has a good job and worked really hard to buy this place, and it's offensive to trash talk our very nice home. He's always talking about this girl he banged and how drunk he was last night. I hear him talk on the phone about some "bitch" he fucked, but he can't take her seriously because she's not Jewish. He always brings over his jewfro posse, and there's this one guy who plays the guitar badly and loudly the whole time he's over. I want to throttle him.

    So, our roommates got drunk and fucked and now life is REALLY awkward for all of us. He brought some girl around to make roomie #1 jealous after the fact.

    I just snapped at the guy for shit talking the neighborhood. I can barely stand the girl because she is so pretentious. She acts like she's so intelligent and cultured and she's just an Armchair Philosopher.

    UGH! I hate these two.
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    ^^^ Reality TV show anybody?

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    Are they on a lease? If not, give 'em 30 days and if they haven't moved out by that date, change the locks and put their shit on the curb. They'll get the hint.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl View Post
    Are they on a lease? If not, give 'em 30 days and if they haven't moved out by that date, change the locks and put their shit on the curb. They'll get the hint.
    No lease, but my BF is far kinder and more patient than I am. He talks about throwing them out, but won't follow through.

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    Oh hell, I'd give 'em a weekend, but then I'm a bitch.
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    Andy, fly down here and help me throw them out.

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    How can you convince your bf to throw them out? What would need to happen for it to be the last straw?

    Hopefully you'll both be able to look back on this and laugh. It's pretty comical actually.

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    Wow, sounds like more drama than a SC dressing room!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmeerah View Post
    How can you convince your bf to throw them out? What would need to happen for it to be the last straw?

    Hopefully you'll both be able to look back on this and laugh. It's pretty comical actually.
    I don't know - my boyfriend is so patient.

    I have a feeling smelly girl will end up in jail eventually - she's on probation and still doing drugs.

    I hope spoiled boy just gets sick of me setting him straight and moves his ass out.

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    who cares if the spoiled guy is spoiled? my parents pay my rent. yeah, its an issue that its late, but who cares where it comes from?

    the chick, though.. i'd want her the fuck out. why cant you give your bf an ultimatum or something? if they dont go, you do.

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    How about if you become "major bitch" to them both. Warn your bf though so he doesn't think you've gone wacko.

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    Quote Originally Posted by britt244 View Post
    who cares if the spoiled guy is spoiled? my parents pay my rent. yeah, its an issue that its late, but who cares where it comes from?
    The guy sounded disrespectful and unappreciative.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmeerah View Post
    The guy sounded disrespectful and unappreciative.
    i got that. but i just dont understand why it matters that his parents pay his rent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by britt244 View Post
    i got that. but i just dont understand why it matters that his parents pay his rent.
    It's because he hasn't worked a day in his life, and makes fun of the house my boyfriend (who put himself through college with a scholarship and waiting tables until weird hours of the morning, then waking up for classes) bought himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by britt244 View Post
    i got that. but i just dont understand why it matters that his parents pay his rent.
    Monetarily it doesn't matter. But I've found to a large degree that people whose living expenses are paid for on another person's dime tend to...well...be disrespectful and unappreciative, and things like late rent, and disrespect for other people's property become commonplace.

    That guy needs some tough love. Not only should VS and her BF kick him out, but so should his parents.
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    I think maybe just tell your boyfriend that is is seriously making you miserable in your home having to put up with their crapolla. Damn it it's your home first! I'm sure even patient bf could realise that he is better off keeping you happy than some random annoying strangers. Yuk! Kick them out! Personally I like smelly hippy food and fire pits etc, but in someone elses home, or a share home you need to be a bit respectful and not dig holes in ppls gardens without asking or use up their fuel!
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    Talk to the bf and tell him they are making you miserable at home and he needs to get behind you and kick them out. He needs to put your and his comfort at home before the feelings of those assholes.

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    home has to be a comfortable haven. once it stops being that, all parts of your life are adversely affected. surely your boyfriend could understand that you both have to protect yourselves and your home first and foremost from being a negative experience for both of you?

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    I feel bad for ya, I could not live with people who just don't care. I wish you strength to say "see ya!"

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    You really need to lose the female roommate. If she's on probation, she's likely to be subject to random searches. If during a search, drugs are found in the common living area, and she decides not to claim them, everyone in the house could be subject to arrest.

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    ^Very, very good point.

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    ^Yep. Furthermore, the simple fact that it's YOUR house makes it, according to cops, YOUR drugs. You think someone that reckless and inconsiderate would own up if cops were asking who's drugs? Hell no. Take it from me. Happened to me, and I'M the one who got arrested for OTHER people's drugs in my house. Fortunately it was only a little pot and a misdemeanor, and I just got deferred adjudication (no conviction) with probation and mandatory drug classes, but spending the night in jail and dealing with all that bullshit for someone else's drugs was NOT fun.

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    I agree with the above about the drugs. And I don't know how you guys normally deal with bills (whether you include their utilities or not), but I would definitely add on a charge for the firewood next time the bills are due. Possibly a charge for repairing the lawn for the "fire pit" too.

    And hell, if Little Lord Fauntleroy wants a primo parking spot that really ought to be YOURS, you should charge for that too. Start charging for all the extras they take for granted.
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    I was going to say the exact same thing about the drugs. Your house, your drugs. End of story.

    For sure get the trouble maker girl out of your house. And maybe once you get rid of her, it'll shock some sense into Prince of the Ho's and he might act nicer. If not, get rid of his ass too!




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    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    So, our roommates got drunk and fucked and now life is REALLY awkward for all of us. He brought some girl around to make roomie #1 jealous after the fact.
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    ^^^ Reality TV show anybody?
    ^^Nine months from now, you can roll out the spin-off of the original show: "Spawn of Smelly Hippie Girl & Spoiled Rich Boy"...

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