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    My old roommate threatened to kill my snake with a flea bomb while I was at work. as livid as I was , I calmly reminded her that, "as far as I was concerned she was not on the lease and If she had done that, I would have called the cops and had her arressted for tresspassing." You dont fuck with my things. (especially my snake). That made her fly right. a day later she was asking the landlord for an addendum, and when he wouldnt do it- she was looking for a new apartment. :-D cheers to assertiveness!

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    man, i hate them too, and i've never met them (though, it sure feels like i have).

    i'm sure you two can find some good roommates if you take a little time to find them. there are always good people out there. you shouldn't be putting up with people like that. the girl especially. get rid of her asap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sauske View Post
    My old roommate threatened to kill my snake with a flea bomb while I was at work. as livid as I was , I calmly reminded her that, "as far as I was concerned she was not on the lease and If she had done that, I would have called the cops and had her arressted for tresspassing." You dont fuck with my things. (especially my snake). That made her fly right. a day later she was asking the landlord for an addendum, and when he wouldnt do it- she was looking for a new apartment. :-D cheers to assertiveness!
    Its good that it worked but legally - lease or not - if shes living there and collecting mail there you have to give her a 30 day notice. With no actual written lease she automatically has a month to month lease.

    I watch way too many judge shows....


    But for the roommate situation - Id definately bring up the drugs to BF (to get rid of hippie girl) and be mega bitch to the guy and hope he leaves on his own. Your boyfriend needs to look out for his and your safety.

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    K, I'l ltell you a roomate story, it might make you feel better, or at least laugh!

    I lived with a guy right after college and we had a roomate, another guy. At first it was all great, then he stopped hanging ou at the house more and more (so we thought) until one day we realized we hadn't seen him in DAYS!
    Well one afternoon I was home, I hd been home the entire day before and all night, the roomate had never come home, but then I heard a noise from his room. He was in there! Had he never left? Was he sneaking in and out?

    It got weirder and weirder, so finally we decided to check stuff out, knocked on his door, but no answer. Claiming concern for the guys well being (we were jsut damn curious!) we picked the lock and went in his room. Yah yah, I know, shooosh.

    It was a wreck! Pizza boxes everywhere, dirty porn mags (some crazy sht too!) and when I say dirty, I don't mean the content! Food, and the smell! OMG! K, here it gets really bizarre, when we opened the door, towels had been shoved up against the door, from the inside. So how the hell did he get out? He was coming and going via the window! There were tons, and I mean TONS of emtpy jars of vasaline scattered over his room.

    Disturbing, to say the least.

    Forgot to add: The other guy paid for the phone bill and we had a discrepancy over an obscene amount for a 1-900 number. We thought for sure it was a mistake or something, but then we figured it out.

    So, we left the door wide open, we wanted him know we were there, waited for him to come home and then as calmy as possible told him he had a month a get out.

    Ick ick icky!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ExoticEngineer View Post
    There were tons, and I mean TONS of emtpy jars of vasaline scattered over his room...

    Ick ick icky!
    Gooey roommates are the worst!

    I once caught a college roommate jerking off on the couch with Heinz Ketchup. Once I realized he wasn't bleeding to death, I got irate. That's downright un-American, dammit...

    Him: "Dude..."
    Me: "You gotta go!"

    Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AudreyLeigh View Post
    Its good that it worked but legally - lease or not - if shes living there and collecting mail there you have to give her a 30 day notice. With no actual written lease she automatically has a month to month lease.

    I watch way too many judge shows....


    But for the roommate situation - Id definately bring up the drugs to BF (to get rid of hippie girl) and be mega bitch to the guy and hope he leaves on his own. Your boyfriend needs to look out for his and your safety.
    lol i know that... but she didnt!!!!

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    So Spoiled Boy just came in with a GIRL! Isn't he afraid for her safety with all the crackhouses and gang violence around and all? I'm so tempted to be like "Oh! You must be Chrissy! I've heard so much about you!" (fingers crossed that her name is NOT in fact Chrissy) or "Jeez, I didn't think you'd bring a girl to such a bad neighborhood" or ask her if she's Jewish and be like "Well, I guess you're the bitch he's fucking this week" if she's not.

    Oh, and last night the girl's cat got stuck 40 feet up in a tree when it was 34 degrees outside. We thought she was going to DIE up there. We had to climb on the neighbor's roof to try to get her down and the girl didn't even thank us. Oh, and this sweet little cat doesn't have any food to eat and NO collar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    So Spoiled Boy just came in with a GIRL! Isn't he afraid for her safety with all the crackhouses and gang violence around and all? I'm so tempted to be like "Oh! You must be Chrissy! I've heard so much about you!" (fingers crossed that her name is NOT in fact Chrissy) or "Jeez, I didn't think you'd bring a girl to such a bad neighborhood" or ask her if she's Jewish and be like "Well, I guess you're the bitch he's fucking this week" if she's not.
    that isnt mean to him. thats mean to the girl.

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    Good point about the drugs, everybody. She was asking me the other day where the nearest porn store was because she needed to buy some detox stuff because she smoked pot yesterday and meets with her probation officer today. I would hate for me or my BF to go to jail because she has a problem. I mean, I'm a drunk, but if I got a DUI and was on probation, I'd straighten up REALLY fast.

    If they don't replace the firewood REALLY fast, we're just going to keep their deposits (1 month's rent) when we throw them out. We like to use our fireplace, dicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by britt244 View Post
    that isnt mean to him. thats mean to the girl.
    He CALLS them bitches on the phone to his friends. I wish these girls knew about what a dick he is. He fucks them and ditches them.

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    I think your boyfriend needs to realize that the girl is way disrespectful and is jeopardizing the home he has worked so hard for.

    If your boyfriend is concerned about their feelings, maybe you guys should confront them both and tell them something like "Hey it was nice having you guys stay here but we are getting serious, and we feel that it is time for us to have our own space. You have a month to move out. We're so sorry, blah blah blah" Then have a nice moving out dinner for the two of them. Then the two of you can start fresh and find new roommates who have REFERENCES, good credit, etc. You can even use intelius.com to do a background check.
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    I think the guy could be just as much a problem as the girl. He just doesn't pose such an immediate threat. But he clearly has no respect for others or their property and that makes him just as bad and deserving to be kicked the hell out.

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    Yeah that whole late rent thing is the worst. :\

    Roommates suck bad. Maybe you can fill their spots with people you already know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSexKitten View Post
    Roommates suck bad. Maybe you can fill their spots with people you already know?
    That's a 50/50 proposition, TSK ...

    IMO and personal experience, "people you already know" can sometimes become "people you THOUGHT you knew" once they are your roommate(s).

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    Yeah. I'm glad I got my own place.

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    Yeah. I'm glad I got my own place.
    Yep, TSK!

    Albert Einstein might have been thinking about roommates when he said:
    "I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity."

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    An afterthought, VS:

    You should rent/watch the film "Single White Female." I'm curious as to whether it will make you angry or grateful...

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